1. Halloween party. Add the "boogey" to the man this Halloween. Normandy and St. James suggest you and your partner wear original costumes ideas to avoid groping the wrong Palin. Oh, you betcha! Good point.
2. The drive-thru. Tinted windows and long wait-times come in handy for this one.
3. The copy machine. After-work hours and weekends recommended. As is a good all-purpose glass cleaner.
4. The zoo. Just like they do on the Discovery Channel...
5. Ski lift. Screw the hot cocoa and warm up on your way up instead.
6. Via webcam. A no-brainer for LDRs. Normandy and St. James suggest Adult FriendFinder for lonely webcam-ers looking for love.
7. On horseback. Western saddle recommended, as is a docile horse. Inventive but dangerous.
8. Roller coaster. Thrilling but dangerous.
9. Hot-air balloon. Boring yet suprisingly still dangerous!
10. High school reunion. The authors make a special note to get this one done before the twentieth reunion. For a lot of reasons.
1. In the top of a Lighthouse
2. In the back of a cop car
3. On the beach
4. In a ER room
5. In a Elevator
6. In a hot tub
7. Back of a Ambulance
8. On a plane
9. On a School Bus
10. On the top of a Fire Truck
I want to try every conceivable place this world can off where I can have sex..... how would it be like in a volcano crater??? hehe
1. open field
2. ice skating ring
3. airplane bathroom
4. at the beach
5. on the streets while it rains
6. laundry shop
7. in a yacht
8. forest
9. at the park
10. library
At the top of the Eiffel Tower
at the rim of the Grand Canyon
on the wet grass in the middle of a thunder storm (done that one)
in a crowed movie theatre (check)
on a pullout on a mountain road overlooking the city lights (check)
in the water at a crowed beach during the day
in a glass elevator
on the NY subway at night
on a yacht in the ocean
in the Colorado river.
1. field with light rain
2. parking garage
3. teacher's office
4. an airplane
5. boss's office
6. a shelby gt back seat (or front)
7. waterfall
8. crowded night club
9. beach
10. library
1, the London eye
2, under a waterfall ( tick)
3, work ( tick)
4, cockpit of commercial airline
5, in front of a camera
6, rainforest (tick)
7, in a truckers cab
8, back of a taxi
9, shop changing room
10, pool table
1. In my car.
2. On my car.
3. On my bed.
4. Under my bed.
5. In the shower.
6. Some public place somewhat hidden, but not too much.
7. In the woods.
8. In an airplane bathroom.
9. In a dark closet.
10. Behind a bush.
I am not joking here.
10. Plane (join the club)
9. Casino pool
8. Drive thru Car wash
7. In the summer rain
6. Train
5. Bang bus
4. Reception of wedding
3. Dept Store dressing room
2. under stars in the forest
1. Lincoln Bedroom in the Whitehouse
What's with everyone wanting to do it in a Casino Pool? I don't get it..
1. In a coffin
2. on a stainless steel cadaver table (but not necessarily in a morgue.)
3. In a cemetery
4. In a hospital while attached to a EKG
5. In a condemned building (preferably an asylum)
6. On a police interrogation desk. (could be a #5)
7. On a sacrificial alter atop a Mayan pyramid
8. In an electric chair (Preferably retired.)
9. In a haunted house
10. In a Goodwill Industries changing room.
Some of these could be combined. I am looking for a a willing second to accompany me. I shared the list with my wife and she just gave me one of "those" looks. Handcuffs, rope, duct tape, or leather straps could (should) be involved in a number of these.
in the woods
in a historical house
in a model home
in the back seat of a car
on the top balcony of a hotel overlooking the ocean
on a cruise desck
in an airplane
in a park bathroom
on a firetruck
on a harley
in a garden of flowers
on a bank at a pond
on a football field at night
on a cliff overlooking waterfalls
in a stream in the mountains
in a bathroom at a ritzy hotel
Get on Get in Enjoy the ride 1. In my ex-wife's living room
2. On my neighbour's front lawn
3. Tim Hortons (not the drive thru)
4. On top of the washing machine
5. On top of the washing machine with the female service person
6. WalMart - self check out line
7. Victoria's Secret store with a personal fitting consultant
8. After my next nude run - yes I have run two nude 5K races before
9. Business Class lounge at Heathrow airport - Brits can't be bothered to worry about such nonsense.
10. A city bus - on the dash, not the back seat.
n a picnic blanket in a field surrounded by flowers
