1. Halloween party. Add the "boogey" to the man this Halloween. Normandy and St. James suggest you and your partner wear original costumes ideas to avoid groping the wrong Palin. Oh, you betcha! Good point.
2. The drive-thru. Tinted windows and long wait-times come in handy for this one.
3. The copy machine. After-work hours and weekends recommended. As is a good all-purpose glass cleaner.
4. The zoo. Just like they do on the Discovery Channel...
5. Ski lift. Screw the hot cocoa and warm up on your way up instead.
6. Via webcam. A no-brainer for LDRs. Normandy and St. James suggest Adult FriendFinder for lonely webcam-ers looking for love.
7. On horseback. Western saddle recommended, as is a docile horse. Inventive but dangerous.
8. Roller coaster. Thrilling but dangerous.
9. Hot-air balloon. Boring yet suprisingly still dangerous!
10. High school reunion. The authors make a special note to get this one done before the twentieth reunion. For a lot of reasons.
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1.The zoo
2.Behind a waterfall
3.Work utility closet
4.Ladies Lounge At Radio City Music Hall
5.In the woods
6.Police mobile unit
7.Kitchen (counter, floor, restaurant, against the refrigerator)
8.On your desk at work
9.Public transportation (bus, subway, taxi, water taxi, ferry, trolley)
10.On the floor
11.On a grand piano (à la “Pretty Woman”)
12.On a roof
13.Playground (note: not when kids are around, please!)
14.On a boat/dingy/catamaran
15.Golf course at night
16.In a room with mirrors
17.In an airplane restroom
18.On the beach
19.On a bear skin rug (bonus: in front of a roaring fire)
20.In a tent
21.In your childhood bedroom
22.In a body of water (river, lake, creek, ocean, puddle)
23.On the hood of a car
24.In a department store dressing room
25.In an elevator
26.On a staircase
27.On top of the washing machine while it’s running
28.Bar bathroom
29.In your parents’ bed
30.In a field at sunset (bonus: a corn field or on a barrel of hay)
1.The zoo
2.Behind a waterfall
3.Work utility closet
4.Ladies Lounge At Radio City Music Hall
5.In the woods
6.Police mobile unit
7.Kitchen (counter, floor, restaurant, against the refrigerator)
8.On your desk at work
9.Public transportation (bus, subway, taxi, water taxi, ferry, trolley)
10.On the floor
11.On a grand piano (à la “Pretty Woman”)
12.On a roof
13.Playground (note: not when kids are around, please!)
14.On a boat/dingy/catamaran
15.Golf course at night
16.In a room with mirrors
17.In an airplane restroom
18.On the beach
19.On a bear skin rug (bonus: in front of a roaring fire)
20.In a tent
21.In your childhood bedroom
22.In a body of water (river, lake, creek, ocean, puddle)
23.On the hood of a car
24.In a department store dressing room
25.In an elevator
26.On a staircase
27.On top of the washing machine while it’s running
28.Bar bathroom
29.In your parents’ bed
30.In a field at sunset (bonus: a corn field or on a barrel of hay)
1. The Seattle Ferry
2. On top the Empire State Building
3. On a west coast beach
4. On a cruise ship(never been on one)
5. On top of Seneca Rocks
6. In a cabin in the Smoking Mountains during winter in front of a fire
7. On Atlantic City Boardwalk at night
8. Deep in forest of Oregon
9. In dark corner of a crowded restaurant
10.Any where she wants to
2. On top the Empire State Building
3. On a west coast beach
4. On a cruise ship(never been on one)
5. On top of Seneca Rocks
6. In a cabin in the Smoking Mountains during winter in front of a fire
7. On Atlantic City Boardwalk at night
8. Deep in forest of Oregon
9. In dark corner of a crowded restaurant
10.Any where she wants to
Active Ink Slinger
1: on a cliff over looking the ocean
2: in a cable car
3: in a Hot Air Balloon
4: in front of a fire in a cabin
5: a bedouin tent somewhere in the desert
6: in the snow
7: under a waterfall
8: on a yacht
9: on a balcony overlooking the city at night
10
n a picnic blanket in a field surrounded by flowers
2: in a cable car
3: in a Hot Air Balloon
4: in front of a fire in a cabin
5: a bedouin tent somewhere in the desert
6: in the snow
7: under a waterfall
8: on a yacht
9: on a balcony overlooking the city at night
10
n a picnic blanket in a field surrounded by flowers 
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Quote by Catnip
I'll just never die.
Ha! Sounds like a plan to me. That way, you can have sex everywhere you want to without ending! Bring on the hedonism!
Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
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At the top of the Eiffel Tower
at the rim of the Grand Canyon
on the wet grass in the middle of a thunder storm (done that one)
in a crowed movie theatre (check)
on a pullout on a mountain road overlooking the city lights (check)
in the water at a crowed beach during the day
in a glass elevator
on the NY subway at night
on a yacht in the ocean
in the Colorado river.
at the rim of the Grand Canyon
on the wet grass in the middle of a thunder storm (done that one)
in a crowed movie theatre (check)
on a pullout on a mountain road overlooking the city lights (check)
in the water at a crowed beach during the day
in a glass elevator
on the NY subway at night
on a yacht in the ocean
in the Colorado river.
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Quote by NechoQuote by Willow15
1, the London eye
That would be sexy!
1. In my arms..
1. In a coffin
2. on a stainless steel cadaver table (but not necessarily in a morgue.)
3. In a cemetery
4. In a hospital while attached to a EKG
5. In a condemned building (preferably an asylum)
6. On a police interrogation desk. (could be a #5)
7. On a sacrificial alter atop a Mayan pyramid
8. In an electric chair (Preferably retired.)
9. In a haunted house
10. In a Goodwill Industries changing room.
Some of these could be combined. I am looking for a a willing second to accompany me. I shared the list with my wife and she just gave me one of "those" looks. Handcuffs, rope, duct tape, or leather straps could (should) be involved in a number of these.
2. on a stainless steel cadaver table (but not necessarily in a morgue.)
3. In a cemetery
4. In a hospital while attached to a EKG
5. In a condemned building (preferably an asylum)
6. On a police interrogation desk. (could be a #5)
7. On a sacrificial alter atop a Mayan pyramid
8. In an electric chair (Preferably retired.)
9. In a haunted house
10. In a Goodwill Industries changing room.
Some of these could be combined. I am looking for a a willing second to accompany me. I shared the list with my wife and she just gave me one of "those" looks. Handcuffs, rope, duct tape, or leather straps could (should) be involved in a number of these.
Quote by Necho
I didnt expect a list like that NobeUddy
I am in one of my dark, brooding funks. Give it a couple of weeks, and I will be back to white sand beaches and casino pools. Possibly.
Or maybe I will excising a demon with a stranger on top of a Mayan pyramid. I wonder if I can get green jungle jute this time of year?
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Quote by Willow15
1, the London eye
Can I join you?
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by NobeUddy
7. On a sacrificial alter atop a Mayan pyramid
When I was in Guatemala I walked in on a couple having sex in/on one of the mayan pyramids.
Quote by rxtalesQuote by NobeUddy
7. On a sacrificial alter atop a Mayan pyramid
When I was in Guatemala I walked in on a couple having sex in/on one of the mayan pyramids.
See? Its not that strange. Looks like I will need to stand in line. Everybody knows if you make love in a pyramid, you shoot cum in golden nuggets. (Not to be confused with golden tickets which turn your cum into everlasting gobstoppers.)
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1.under a waterfall
2.in a rain forrest
3.hot air balloon
4.in the ocean surf
5.a hay loft
6.on a sailboat
7.elevator
8.carolsel
9.haunted house
10my bed
2.in a rain forrest
3.hot air balloon
4.in the ocean surf
5.a hay loft
6.on a sailboat
7.elevator
8.carolsel
9.haunted house
10my bed
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in the woods
in a historical house
in a model home
in the back seat of a car
on the top balcony of a hotel overlooking the ocean
on a cruise desck
in an airplane
in a park bathroom
on a firetruck
on a harley
in a garden of flowers
on a bank at a pond
on a football field at night
on a cliff overlooking waterfalls
in a stream in the mountains
in a bathroom at a ritzy hotel
in a historical house
in a model home
in the back seat of a car
on the top balcony of a hotel overlooking the ocean
on a cruise desck
in an airplane
in a park bathroom
on a firetruck
on a harley
in a garden of flowers
on a bank at a pond
on a football field at night
on a cliff overlooking waterfalls
in a stream in the mountains
in a bathroom at a ritzy hotel
Get on Get in Enjoy the ride
1. In my ex-wife's living room
2. On my neighbour's front lawn
3. Tim Hortons (not the drive thru)
4. On top of the washing machine
5. On top of the washing machine with the female service person
6. WalMart - self check out line
7. Victoria's Secret store with a personal fitting consultant
8. After my next nude run - yes I have run two nude 5K races before
9. Business Class lounge at Heathrow airport - Brits can't be bothered to worry about such nonsense.
10. A city bus - on the dash, not the back seat.
2. On my neighbour's front lawn
3. Tim Hortons (not the drive thru)
4. On top of the washing machine
5. On top of the washing machine with the female service person
6. WalMart - self check out line
7. Victoria's Secret store with a personal fitting consultant
8. After my next nude run - yes I have run two nude 5K races before
9. Business Class lounge at Heathrow airport - Brits can't be bothered to worry about such nonsense.
10. A city bus - on the dash, not the back seat.