Things you don't understand even when they're explained to you.

3 Jul 2013

Quote by kiera

Nope not me i freely admit i could get lost in a supermarket, but thats what the staff are there for to help, same with driving around, stop at a petrol station ffs and ask the way, u sweetie would be the exception if indeed you do stop and ask .....im just sayin pmsl x

I get lost in Target but I never ask directions. I also get lost in parking lots trying to remember where I parked. I asked directions to my car once but they were no help at all.

3 Jul 2013

Quote by BlueEyedBelle
Something I think I'll never wrap my head around - the ending of Lost

Hey, I know you posted this a while back but I 100% agree WTF was that ending all about, me neither lol x

@ iwoman whats Target? and how the hell does one loose their car lmao x

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3 Jul 2013

Target is the sometimes better, sometimes far worse knock-off of Wallyworld (aka, Walmart).

And yea. Lost.nsLtLyBcVqsWwcSc

Why football is called football.

In soccer, it makes sense. I love football, but shouldn't it be called handball? Or pass ball? The ball is hardly ever kicked in football.

4 Jul 2013

Racism. I've heard all the explanations and all I can think of is "Why so ignorant?"

14 Jul 2013

Offside!

15 Jul 2013

Quote by paul_moadib
Why my wife owns 70+pairs of shoes.

No male can understand, dear, don't worry about it.

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18 Jul 2013

The english phrase you lost me? i dont get it no matter how people explain. when someone says it i look like what?? your here? then i realize its the other way. why dont people say...i dont understand? English is a hard language XD

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18 Jul 2013

Quote by MadMartigan

Why football is called football.

In soccer, it makes sense. I love football, but shouldn't it be called handball? Or pass ball? The ball is hardly ever kicked in football.

Because in football they usually only ever use one foot, left or right foot, not two feet.cYJU1lxLmMBVp3nE clown

Guess they should call soccer feetball then? dontknow

1 Aug 2013

So called Reality TV shows! I loathe them for the most part.

6 Aug 2013

Why certain people preface their pronouncements with a denial.

e.g.

I'm not being racist but....

I've nothing against gay people but...

Et cetera.

6 Aug 2013

Probably the Krebs Cycle biggrin

7 Aug 2013

Why women love shopping so much. Also why they buy something they don't need just because it's on sale. I just don't get it.

7 Aug 2013

Quote by Bucketlist1
Why women love shopping so much. Also why they buy something they don't need just because it's on sale. I just don't get it.

duh. if we buy it, we obviously need it. i think the issue is that you have the wrong definition of need in your head.

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7 Aug 2013

Quote by sprite

duh. if we buy it, we obviously need it. i think the issue is that you have the wrong definition of need in your head.

Lol maybe I do

7 Aug 2013

Why it takes a doctorate to feed penguins in a zoo, when you only need to perform 20 push-ups and 10 pull-ups to decide the fate of a woman and her child in a foreign country.

Think

7 Aug 2013

Quote by Agrippa
Why certain people preface their pronouncements with a denial.

e.g.

I'm not being racist but....

I've nothing against gay people but...

Et cetera.

I don't want to sound like a disciple, but you've got a point.

7 Aug 2013

Reality shows can never really be reality because as soon as you introduce a camera people are surely going to play up to it.

9 Aug 2013

Why I must work my ass off to pay fo someone on welfare to drive a Cadillac Eacalade and sit on their ass

10 Aug 2013

Quote by DazzlingLove
Racism. I've heard all the explanations and all I can think of is "Why so ignorant?"

I could not possibly agree more!!

10 Aug 2013

Why some men think they are entitled to sex just because they took a woman out to eat.

10 Aug 2013

Wind - Sounds stupid, but it just blows my mind (no pun intended) that it just starts or dies down...

18 Aug 2013

why lush always crashes d'oh!

7 Sep 2013

Math. I just don't get it. I can barely do simple addiction and subtraction most days, don't even ask me to multiply or divide.
I understood it when it was taught, but after that it went straight over my head...

7 Sep 2013

Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney

7 Sep 2013

Quote by DanielleX
Feedback. As in the loud whining noise you hear when someone's on the radio and they go too near their radio with their telephone, or whatever.

So last week I was at my folk's house and it happened on a phone in on Radio Five Live. My Dad explained to me what did it, but even when he'd told me, I was none the wiser!

Anyone got any personal examples? And if anyone can explain what feedback is in laymen's terms...

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7 Sep 2013

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7 Sep 2013

Women . Even when explained by women. But im still trying to learn.

7 Oct 2013

Algebra and women lol

7 Oct 2013

My mom tried to explain to me how to make a Right Angle... she said it had 90 degrees. I just have one degree, I passed the first grade. Regaeman Man

7 Oct 2013

Quote by swollen
Offside!

In soccer, the offside rule states that when an offensive player is on the opponent's side of the field and a teammate touches the ball, there must be at least two opposing players who are closer to the goal line than the offensive player is, or that player cannot become involved in the play. For example, a player who has only the opposing goalkeeper between him or her and the goal cannot receive a pass from a teammate. The two defenders closer to the goal line usually include the goalkeeper, but that it not necessarily true. When an official calls a team for being offside, the other team is given possession of the ball for an indirect free kick.

There are some exceptions to the rule of offside. It cannot be called if the offensive players are on their own side of the field. Nor does it apply on a throw-in, goal kick or corner kick.

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