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The WORST movie you ever saw

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Magical_felix
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The Passion of the Christ.


That belongs in the BDSM section.

You should know better. Keep the site tidy, dawg.
Magical_felix
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Obviously you didn't watch that movie because it's fucking awesome. Hard boiled is John woo and chow yun fat's fucking magnum opus.

Look, art is subjective. I get that.


But... YOURE WRONG
Nightbreaker011
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Damnation Alley even the book sucked
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Nightbreaker011
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And all time worst movie I saw was The Judas Project
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SearchingSir
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"My Winnipeg" a 2007 movie with a 94% critic rating and 77% audience rating.
I would like to find out what drugs they were taking.

However, I recently saw "The Lobster" a movie with a budget and a few stars. The critics saw a deep meaning of life in the film. I found it tedious, unfocused and after an hour it completely died.
Strange4Utah
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No one else has seen it I'm sure, but "the Lady and the Highwayman" I've finished every movie I've ever started, but it took about a week at 10 minutes a shot to make it through.
Verbal
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The 1998 version of Lost In Space staring Matt LeBlanc. It's the only film I've walked out of after paying to see it. I got about half way through it, I think.



It's very, very bad. And I've seen it twice. Don't judge me.

Plus, it has Heather Graham in it smile.
crazydiamond
Clever Gem
The man from earth....read good reviews had to turn it off. Really bad acting UGH.

The Jerk was pretty shite too, Steve Martin was only young, but I was really surprised at how bad it was, expected a good laugh from him , but really just got the rage. I guess he improved since that little doozy.
Simmerdownchick
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Lost in Space with Matt LeBlanc



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It's very, very bad. And I've seen it twice. Don't judge me.

Plus, it has Heather Graham in it smile.


Lol! "Lost in Space" was SOOOOO BAAAAD!!! Thanks for reminding me about that one, Mags! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm gonna think really hard to come up with one worse than that...? but Scorpion King was pretty aweful




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I saw Titanic recently. How could that film have been so popular? I've seen better acting in school plays. The storyline was facile. The plot managed to suck all the humanity out of the disaster. So much so that my only solace during the film was knowing that at least most of the characters would drown in the end. But they couldn't even do that well.
Shannon3K
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I saw Titanic recently. How could that film have been so popular? I've seen better acting in school plays. The storyline was facile. The plot managed to suck all the humanity out of the disaster. So much so that my only solace during the film was knowing that at least most of the characters would drown in the end. But they couldn't even do that well.


I so agree with this! Titanic may be the most overrated movie ever. The only good thing about it is that Julia Roberts was not in the cast, although I'd love seeing her drown. But still, somehow, it (Titanic) was not a ghastly as Momma Mia
laura
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I so agree with this! Titanic may be the most overrated movie ever. The only good thing about it is that Julia Roberts was not in the cast, although I'd love seeing her drown. But still, somehow, it (Titanic) was not a ghastly as Momma Mia






Agreed. Momma Mia was terrible, and yet it was one of the highest grossing films of the 00's. What? It's crap.
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I once saw Titanic on my own at a multiplex. The screening was at 9.30am or some stupid time like that, and I was the only one in the 600 seat cinema. It broke down half way through the screening and they didn't bother to fix it
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I once saw Titanic on my own at a multiplex. The screening was at 9.30am or some stupid time like that, and I was the only one in the 600 seat cinema. It broke down half way through the screening and they didn't bother to fix it



Maybe next time you will have better luck, and the movie will just stop right after the beginning - I will cross my fingers for you smile.
Verbal
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But still, somehow, it (Titanic) was not a ghastly as Momma Mia


Totally forgot about Mamma Mia. THE. WORST. MOVIE. EVER. My wife and girls watched it and loved it, and I had to leave the room it was so bad. Nails on a chalkboard bad. And I love Meryl Streep (and Amanda Seyfreid's eyes). Doesn't matter. I'd rather go to a Donald Trump rally than watch Mamma Mia.
Sholbin83
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I agree with most, titanic is an absolutely shit movie.

bad acting to go on the hall of fame bad acting.

watched that and automatically got a dislike for Leonardo DiCaprio for wasting 3 hours or so of my life.

recently started to like him, as a mature actor he has learned a thing or two.
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The Life Aquatic with Steve Zizzou...This is the absolute worst thing ever made.
Buz
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There are so many bad ones where does begin their list?
crazydiamond
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SubmissiveAngel
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Where the Wild Things Are

Cute book, awful movie


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hikitty
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many movies suck a lot but the worst movie I have ever seen is definitely "Tree of Life" with Brad Pitt. I have no idea why he agreed to be in such an useless time-wasting movie
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I don't know that I have seen it yet... seen some that definitely make the list.
69Kisses96
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3. Plan 9 From Outer Space
2. Death Race 2000
1. Gremlins
Nightbreaker011
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The Wickerman with Nicholas Cage
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
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