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The same. Very the same.
And yet, I did it again. I must be a slow learner. Or perhaps I’m just too nice for my own good.
New Mac & Grace story: Boardrooms & Boudoirs - Part Four -Chapters 13-16
Dear fuckhead who tried to phish me:
Go fuck yourself. I caught my mistake in time to keep you getting any money out of me but now I have all kinds of work to do to clean up the mess that stopping you caused. If we ever meet, I am going to kick you in the balls so hard that your fucking teeth will fall out.
Signed,
Pissed off
A woman goes shopping in the local mall. But what the heck is she shopping for in that outfit? My Festive Flash comp entry.
That's the last time I allow my husband to convince me to leave the house when I feel like staying in the warm and playing games or watching movies. Locked out the house for 3 hours and now £90 poorer after an emergency locksmith. The person with the spare key had lost it 😑
I assume he is now in the dog house and isn't getting his end away for some time, other than it being a bloody cold day today I hope you weren't in an area that actual had rain as that would have been the straw to break the camels back, why did he want you go out anyway, not the weather to do a little dogging or other outdoor sexual pursuits and they are the only really good reasons to go out.
It was for the mundane reason of having a walk. Nothing fun. We were lucky to not have rain, but it took several calls to find someone who was able to come out at a reasonable time, plus cost less than some of the ridiculous emergency quotes we got. Took him all of 5 seconds to open it and he must have found the skinny branch sticking halfway out the letterbox amusing. Going to choose a different key holder who won't lose the damn thing 😏
Tell him to walk himself next time or does he need a chaperone to keep him out of trouble.
Fuck my life. I miss my kids. My family. My granddaughter. My friends. MY HOME.
Damn I love you though..
Fuck my husband and the cats right now. He left the kitchen door open and the little pricks had my leg of lamb I roasted today.
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Fuck my husband and the cats right now. He left the kitchen door open and the little pricks had my leg of lamb I roasted today.
No no no, the stupid prick don't get to fuck you, he gets put in the dog house along with cats, then go and find someone to fuck and buy you dinner, you'll be hungry after all the fucking.
What the fuck.
Why is the world so twisted 😂
So I was approached on the platform via DM after publishing a couple of stories by a lovely lady. We spoke about my published works and joint interests. Then the chat carried on via for ease of replying ect.
Then boom, if you wanna talk to me then you have to pay a fee. Like what the fuck, I didn't you having a conversation with someone was a chargeable service.
Delete and blocked as I can't be dealing with people like that, life is too short for that bullocks and I work too damn hard for my money to be giving it away.
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What the fuck.
Why is the world so twisted 😂
So I was approached on the platform via DM after publishing a couple of stories by a lovely lady. We spoke about my published works and joint interests. Then the chat carried on via for ease of replying ect.
Then boom, if you wanna talk to me then you have to pay a fee. Like what the fuck, I didn't you having a conversation with someone was a chargeable service.
Delete and blocked as I can't be dealing with people like that, life is too short for that bullocks and I work too damn hard for my money to be giving it away.
Rant over
Report that member. That’s horrible.
New Mac & Grace story: Boardrooms & Boudoirs - Part Four -Chapters 13-16
I'm still mad after my brush with a homophobic and transphobic individual over the weekend. Approached in my local lgbtq+ friendly bar during a Drag and Burlesque event by some man demanding if I was "safe." When I asked what the fuck he meant by that he wanted to know if I was cis and heterosexual so he could hit on me and not "one of them." Blew his fucking mind when I told him I was Pan but he then followed me around for several hours even when I was hanging out with my favourite Drag Artist so me and my friends pulled the fake throuple card to get him to give up.
Probably only of interest to my British Friends? But,
Ticketmaster - Oasis tickets.
Thames Water - Fucking thieves
The referee at this afternoon's Arsenal v Brighton game.
