(602): So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
(623): What did she do!?
(602): I didn't tell her...
OMG! Now that's funny!
(843): happy early fathers day!!!
(829): im not a father
(843): about that...
See, these are things guys never want to hear! LOL
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
It was hard to stop reading once I started on those!
(510): he said he didn't have a condom.
(415): and you said?
(510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
DB....many of those were quite good...some fake as hell. But the real ones (guessing) brought a big grin for sure.