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TEXTS from last night

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(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this


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(602): So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
(623): What did she do!?
(602): I didn't tell her...

OMG! Now that's funny!
Flutterby Pharie
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(843): happy early fathers day!!!
(829): im not a father
(843): about that...


See, these are things guys never want to hear! LOL
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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Haha my god I love this!
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It was hard to stop reading once I started on those!
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(510): he said he didn't have a condom.
(415): and you said?
(510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
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Quote by DBarclay
Addictive reading

http://textsfromlastnight.com/worst-nights/


that one is required daily reading for me... love to start my day laughing!
pru


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DB....many of those were quite good...some fake as hell. But the real ones (guessing) brought a big grin for sure.
Matriarch
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Worth a regular visit.