InMontreal, Quebec it is illegal to swear in English and is punishable by law with a fine of upto 350$ canadaian, but you can swear in french and never be charged.
One city in the states , don't remember which pass law stating it is illegal to ride a bicycle with eating an ice cream cone
In Los Angeles, CA:
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church.
In San Francisco, CA:
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
Law prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
It is illegal to wipe one’s car with used underwear.
And California State Law:
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
In Florida it's illegal to take a shower naked
It is also illegal to fart on thursday (or one of the others days. can't rememebr)
In Lexington, KY it is illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket.
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