Saw this elsewhere are thought it might be fun to try here.
I'm literally in tears of laughter from the onslaught I've participated in on social media so I hope it works out!
It's pretty simple! "What if...?" and turn the phrase on a song title / lyric / artist / whatever you please.
What if... Cyndi Lauper came home at night, lived her life right, and was wrong ... that girls don't just want to have fun?
What if... Bob Dylan never knock, knock, knocked on heaven's door?
... and keep it going ...
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SONG GAME: "What if ..."
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What if they weren't knock knock knocking on heaven's door
What if Rocket Man was a woman?
What if Rocket Man was a woman?
I hope this is related, or at least funny...
When I did Stand-Up, I had this BEATLES bit where PAUL would talk to JOHN about a New Song... (I did the ACCENTS!!!)
"I want to hold your ASS-A-ASS-A-A-A-ASS?" ("Not quite there, Mate...")
"Shelf! I need a place to, SHELF! I need a place to, SHELF! I need a place to put my things?" ("Needs work, Paul...")
"She HATES me, Yeah Yeah Yeah?" ("Could be better, Macca...")
"Hairy legs, All my troubles stem from hairy legs, How I wish that you had smoother pegs, Oh won't you shave your Hairy Legs?" ("Is that one about Linda, Paul?")
xx SF
Make up your own!!! (I used to ask the crowd to shout Beatles' songs and then fuck them up!!!)
"*LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS!!!*"
"Juicy flavoured apple pie with cinnamon..."
Try me!
xx SF
Everyone: "Guess you had to be there..."
Me: "QUITE SERIOUSLY... Paul McCartney, (who is my second favourite Beatle...) is ON RECORD as saying that the ORIGINAL lyrics to the CLASSIC 'Yesterday' went like this: "Scrambled Egg... How I love to eat some Scrambled Egg, Though I know it takes me down a peg, I love, to eat, some Scrambled Egg..." (HONEST!!!)
xx SF
My FAVOURITE Beatle was George Harrison!!! (Lennon was a GENIUS but I don't think I would have liked him...) Bit of a Self Absorbed PRICK, TBH...
When I did Stand-Up, I had this BEATLES bit where PAUL would talk to JOHN about a New Song... (I did the ACCENTS!!!)
"I want to hold your ASS-A-ASS-A-A-A-ASS?" ("Not quite there, Mate...")
"Shelf! I need a place to, SHELF! I need a place to, SHELF! I need a place to put my things?" ("Needs work, Paul...")
"She HATES me, Yeah Yeah Yeah?" ("Could be better, Macca...")
"Hairy legs, All my troubles stem from hairy legs, How I wish that you had smoother pegs, Oh won't you shave your Hairy Legs?" ("Is that one about Linda, Paul?")
xx SF
Make up your own!!! (I used to ask the crowd to shout Beatles' songs and then fuck them up!!!)
"*LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS!!!*"
"Juicy flavoured apple pie with cinnamon..."
Try me!
xx SF
Everyone: "Guess you had to be there..."
Me: "QUITE SERIOUSLY... Paul McCartney, (who is my second favourite Beatle...) is ON RECORD as saying that the ORIGINAL lyrics to the CLASSIC 'Yesterday' went like this: "Scrambled Egg... How I love to eat some Scrambled Egg, Though I know it takes me down a peg, I love, to eat, some Scrambled Egg..." (HONEST!!!)
xx SF
My FAVOURITE Beatle was George Harrison!!! (Lennon was a GENIUS but I don't think I would have liked him...) Bit of a Self Absorbed PRICK, TBH...
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What if Kurt Cobain felt intelligent and healthy, would he still demand to be entertained?
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
What if Betty wasn't black (bam-ba-lam)?
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
What if there turned out to be yet another countdown, outside of Europe?
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
What if Carly Simon had not written a song about me?
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
What if there had been no madness going on on the night boat to Cairo?
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What if AC DC wasn't knocked out by her American thighs, but her body odor?
Mystical Dragonfly
What if John Denver never thanked God hes a country boy?
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"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
What if The Rolling Stones got satisfied by Devo's cover?
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
What if the warden threw a salsa part in the Elvis's county jail?
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
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What if I never wanted to bop with you baby all night long?
And as imagination bodies forth
The forms of things unknown, the poet’s pen
Turns them to shapes and gives to airy nothing
A local habitation and a name.
– William Shakespeare (from A Midsummer Night’s Dream)
The forms of things unknown, the poet’s pen
Turns them to shapes and gives to airy nothing
A local habitation and a name.
– William Shakespeare (from A Midsummer Night’s Dream)