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Russian Gymnast Has the World's Strongest Vagina...

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Yeah, I had no idea this was in the record books either my friends...

Anyway, this thing she's got between her legs sounds positively dangerous...heck, she could probably mash a potato with that thing...

Russian Gymnast Has the World's Strongest Vagina
http://www.counselheal.com/articles/4276/20130308/russian-gymnast-worlds-strongest-vagina.htm


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Her taste in shoes is still quite weak though.
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Wonder what her gynecologist thinks?
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That homely wench would have to pay me to marry her, Buzz. Get real, I don't screw just anything with a hole.

(I can be persuaded if she has a coupla million $s in our joint checking account)
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That homely wench would have to pay me to marry her, Buzz. Get real, I don't screw just anything with a hole.

(I can be persuaded if she has a coupla million $s in our joint checking account)


Well she does have potential to make a lot of money. She'd be quite the reality TV show.

If you did stick your wang in her she might never let go. Ouch!
How do we really know thats coming out of her flower? Could be her arse! From that angle....we'll never know!
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How do we really know thats coming out of her flower? Could be her arse! From that angle....we'll never know!


A valid point Ms Diamond, although if it is hanging from her ass she still does have a certain talent: a talent which maybe has more appeal to us men for fairly obvious reasons .

However you are right, at that angle it could even be hanging from her pubes: assuming she has any...
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