Russian Gymnast Has the World's Strongest Vagina...

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0 likes 19 Apr 2013

Yeah, I had no idea this was in the record books either my friends... dontknow

Anyway, this thing she's got between her legs sounds positively dangerous...heck, she could probably mash a potato with that thing...

Russian Gymnast Has the World's Strongest Vagina
http://www.counselheal.com/articles/4276/20130308/russian-gymnast-worlds-strongest-vagina.htm

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Guest

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0 likes 20 Apr 2013

Brings a whole new meaning to the word 'nutcracker'

crazydiamond

Clever Gem

0 likes 20 Apr 2013

Her taste in shoes is still quite weak though. bunny

hornyirishman

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0 likes 22 Apr 2013

This makes me wonder what she does with her Christmas Ornaments.

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

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DavidTheDeer

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0 likes 22 Apr 2013

What the fuck...

Buz

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0 likes 22 Apr 2013

I think she's available as a Russian Mail Order Bride. Don't tell that to WellMadeMale or he may place an order and charge her by credit card.45btkGGd5sw7vTOP

Mari84

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0 likes 5 May 2013

Wonder what her gynecologist thinks?

WellMadeMale

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0 likes 5 May 2013

Quote by Buz
I think she's available as a Russian Mail Order Bride. Don't tell that to WellMadeMale or he may place an order and charge her by credit card.tJEQE7Mwa5s3m2zi

That homely wench would have to pay me to marry her, Buzz. Get real, I don't screw just anything with a hole.

(I can be persuaded if she has a coupla million $s in our joint checking account)

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Buz

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0 likes 5 May 2013

Quote by WellMadeMale

That homely wench would have to pay me to marry her, Buzz. Get real, I don't screw just anything with a hole.

(I can be persuaded if she has a coupla million $s in our joint checking account)

Well she does have potential to make a lot of money. She'd be quite the reality TV show.

If you did stick your wang in her she might never let go. Ouch!

crazydiamond

Clever Gem

0 likes 5 May 2013

How do we really know thats coming out of her flower? Could be her arse! From that angle....we'll never know! bunny

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0 likes 6 May 2013

Quote by crazydiamond
How do we really know thats coming out of her flower? Could be her arse! From that angle....we'll never know!

A valid point Ms Diamond, although if it is hanging from her ass she still does have a certain talent: a talent which maybe has more appeal to us men for fairly obvious reasons icon_smile