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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Here's a change up, or at least for this ancient lion can't fall asleep tonight so figure come to da bar and spin some music

Doehii

Anxiety

After Anxiety let's listen to

Tate McRae

Revolving Door

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

Sorry – I haven't had a chance to do set up today, my friends.

I am deeply concerned about the economic and financial situation right now. I'm assembling my thoughts into a short note. If you are a friend of mine, and would like me to send this note to you when it's finished, please PM me.

I'm drinking Red Rose, BTW, and am about to go workout to help preserve my sanity – or what's left of it! 🤣

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Morning Bear

Well it's Monday start of another week of roller coaster rides ahead.

I'll start with Bertha filled with the best over the counter MAXWELL HOUSE.

Copper Kettle ready for our tea drinkers too.

Assortment of doughnuts placed on side bar

Every Body Enjoy!!

I'll warm up da Juke Box next

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

Music Time

1st

Castellows

Red Dirt Girl

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

Next

John Rich

Shuttin' Detriot Down

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

Third

Crosby, Stills, Nash⁹ & Young.

Cinnamon Girl

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

My final this morning

Electric Prunes

I Had To Much To Dream Last Night

Cover by The Surftrajjetts

As the saying goes

Chin Up

Today is a beautiful day you all

(smiling out da door)

Two words

'Chicken Jockey'

Lion Out

☘️

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

Tuesday

Tax man cometh today here in the nasty colonies I am thinking of coffee NOT tea

First song

The Baboons

Drinki' Gasoline

I'll be in shortly

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

What would any morning be without

Ted Nugent

Stranglehold

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

Guess Bear is hibernating in Kimmi Korner

Coffee On

Doughnuts Out

One more song

Adam Ant

Wonderful

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

No, I'm here, just a busy li'l Bear. Or busy BIG Bear!

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Irish Breakfast teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is serving away.

I see that Lion loaded Bertha with Folgers Finest, so I won't mess with it.

He's also put out donuts.

So I'll add some chocolate cake and almond croissants for everybody.

Y'all will be pleased to know that Nika's second book, "Naked Slave," is rated by Amazon as the

#1 bestseller among Erotic Thrillers

#1 bestseller among Erotic Suspense, and

#2 in BDSM Erotica

'Course, that's among freebies. The real test starts tomorrow, when the book goes back to regular price.

But I very much appreciate the support from her fans and friends here posting ratings and especially reviews.

If you'd like to help, today is the last day for FREE DOWNLOADS of the ebook, by Amazon's Kindle rules.

And please, at least rate it, and if you can take 5 minutes, write a glowing review.

I know Nika appreciates it. As do I. And we are donating all of the royalties to a women's shelter in my home town, so you're helping others, as others helped Nika.

And take care out there, 'K?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Quote by JamesLlewellyn

Y'all will be pleased to know that Nika's second book, "Naked Slave," is rated by Amazon as the

#1 bestseller among Erotic Thrillers

#1 bestseller among Erotic Suspense, and

#2 in BDSM Erotica

Holy Cow, Bear! That’s the best start an author can hope for — and few get! I actually liked the 2nd better than the first. Hope it continues to do well! smile

Morning, Fuzzy (ruffles your mane)

Good afternoon! Congratulations to Nika! It's not really my cuppa from the description but maybe I will give it a whirl.

My new story is stalled and it is kind of a stupid thing. Just can't get a scene transition to work. I have two characters together but now I need to bring in a third and every version that I have tried feels a bit clunky. I did introduce her earlier but now she's suppose to be in an FFM with the other two and getting there is strangely difficult. I know some people would just gloss over it and get to the sex but I actually worry about this stuff.

The security cam was supposed to catch porch pirates, but instead it launched Tyler and Wendy on a new erotic journey.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/threesomes/porch-pirate-josh

My latest profile post, highlighting some of my older stories.

https://www.lushstories.com/profile/Seeker4/post/2195649

Morning all! A lot going on in this little noggin of mine, so I'll be quick:

Lights on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re ready to go.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and English Breakfast teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Grizzly Claw coffee blend from Muskoka Coffee Roasters as I'm concerned about a BEAR market.

I've put out donuts.

Plus I've got some Bacon and cheese breakfast sandwiches for y'all.

I've made sure there's Coke Zero for Kat if she struggles in.

I'll be back in Kimmi's Korner, worrying, if anyone wants me.

Take care out there, 'K?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

I have an English breakfast tea, James. Have a good day, one and all. 😎

My Story Library is here: Wxt55uk's Stories

Hiya Rumpies wave

I popped in just in time to see a cock sunning itself in a cover pic on the home page. A no-no to have genitalia in a cover pic. I reported it as I’m a proud member of the penis patrol. 😎

I think there are some new mods, so this lil penis slipped by them. 🤣

I’ll take a donut to reward myself for my hard work, please. 😊

Thanks James aka Bear

Morning to the rest of ya

music to handle the morning starts now

1st up

Green Clouds

Keltronics

If this doesn't get the Bear moving...

Nickelback

Copperhead Road

Well Copperhead Road speaks to this ancient lion (in or done by any band)

☘️

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

If you ballsy and take the path out pass the hot tub you'll find yourself on

Copperhead Road. This version is from

Amy N' Me

With this I shall say

Have a great day, stay safe and be happy

Lion Out

☘️

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Hiya Rumpies wave

I popped in just in time to see a cock sunning itself in a cover pic on the home page. A no-no to have genitalia in a cover pic. I reported it as I’m a proud member of the penis patrol. 😎

I think there are some new mods, so this lil penis slipped by them. 🤣

I’ll take a donut to reward myself for my hard work, please. 😊

I was a little surprised when that cover photo "popped up" on the story's home page. 🙄😇

However, it made me chuckle and reminded me that I hope to do something similar next week when we jet off to the Canaries for our holidays. 😎

My Story Library is here: Wxt55uk's Stories

Quote by wxt55uk

I was a little surprised when that cover photo "popped up" on the story's home page. 🙄😇

However, it made me chuckle and reminded me that I hope to do something similar next week when we jet off to the Canaries for our holidays. 😎

Please post pics. smile

WannabeWordsmith dealt with this one… pic no more. I think I need a penis patrol badge. I catch some on profile pics, too. I guess I have an eye for them. 😎 It’s a gift…

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Please post pics. smile

I wouldn't want to empty the pub. Kimmi smile

My Story Library is here: Wxt55uk's Stories

Quote by wxt55uk

I was a little surprised when that cover photo "popped up" on the story's home page. 🙄😇

However, it made me chuckle and reminded me that I hope to do something similar next week when we jet off to the Canaries for our holidays. 😎

Cock pics a no no ?

What about a pussy and cock??

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

Oh my. What elevated discussions we are having 'round here. Makes me fair faint from the intellect!

It's Thors-Day, and boy am I thor from yesterday's workout!

Let's get it going…

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Irish Breakfast teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and ready.

Today we're using Dark and Stormy coffee blend from the Caribbean.

And Kimmi's favourite Thors-day treat dropped in, just to, um show off his, um…pecs.

I've stashed him back in Kimmi's Korner. He just Bearly fits…

Oh year, and I've put out donuts.

Take care out there, 'K?

Gold broke $3,300 an ounce!

Anyone wanna pay their bar tab in gold??

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Speaking of Gold

And

Yeah I'll stick with Beyonce

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

surprised Thor! (runs to my corner and puts a Do Not Disturb sign on the table)

An extra yummy breakfast treat for me this morning! biggrin He takes up the whole booth. Guess I’ll just have to sit on HIM! biggrin

Ah Friday

1st in.

Coffee on

Dropping off blueberry & creme morning biscuits

Warming up the jukebox

Back with tunes in a minute

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

Music is served

Traffic

The Low Sparks Of High-Heeled Boys

Can't think a better start to this Good Friday

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

I'm going to keep this going

Rolling Stones

Sympathy For The Devil

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

Good Morning my darlings.

I hope you're all doing well.

It's a soggy Easter here.

Sending lots of love and hugs to you all.

Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.

I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work

On this R.E.D. Friday

Neil Young

Ohio [Live at Massey Hall 1971]

Memories still are fresh to this ancient lion's soul

Have a great weekend

Lion Out

☘️

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.