RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

Awww, thank you all! Only read if drawn to it, though. Return reads aren’t necessary with me. 😊

I just submitted it. Not much sex in this part, so I hope it’s approved anyway.

And a poem… that’s right a poem… received an EP yesterday. The author is new and was also picked as a winner in my challenge. Give it a read if you’re interested.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/somewhere-between-here-and-gone-2

Good afternoon folks. Grey and wet in my part of the world. Writing day, including resurrecting the story I almost published a month or so ago but abandoned. Might get it up (ha ha) after all.

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Good afternoon folks. Grey and wet in my part of the world. Writing day, including resurrecting the story I almost published a month or so ago but abandoned. Might get it up (ha ha) after all.

Let one of us know if you need a hand getting it up, Mr Ape

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Let one of us know if you need a hand getting it up, Mr Ape

Are you offering? 😋

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Are you offering? 😋

Hey, let it be known that Kimmi is always up for lending a helping hand… or two… whatever it takes. 😀

(walks in, blinking and rubbing his eyes)

Wait … why does the calendar say "Monday"? WTF happened to SUNDAY??

Oh, well – I guess I had some hibernation time coming.

Come to think of it, that's a nation the Tangerine Turd SHOULD take over – the hibernation!

OK, let's get the week started.

Lights on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re ready to rumble.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and English Breakfast teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Carib Dark ANd Stormy coffee blend

I've put out donuts.

Plus I've got some nice Danish for y'all.

Yoga day, so gotta get some flex in the pecs.

Take care out there, 'K?

And Kimmi – if you published it, we'd read the dictionary.

Actually, one of my smart ass relatives (which really describes all of them – except Lady Jay, of course) gave me a dictionary for Christmas, and said it was a DIY novel and I should go for it.

Well, I did, and Nika's 2nd book is one of the results.

Here's the revised cover. Planning on submitting it this week for publication as an ebook on Kindle.

We're going to offer a free book promotion sometime in April to gather reviews, so stay tuned!

Good morning. Well, it is morning. Good is debatable right now and location dependent.

I think I have a story ready to rock for here. Needs a final pass, but I was feeling pretty good about it last go round. Threesome, first time gay sex, cheating, lots of sexy stuff happening.

Back to non-erotic writing now. That story is progressing slower and going to be longer. Dark fantasy revisiting characters from a previous story on SS.

English Breakfast and a random pastry from that tray.

Congratulations Nika and Bear on the new book.

I’m fine. Everything is fine. Just a little windblown.

Butters and I were ducked down in the closet for a lil bit though.

I’d love some caffeine, please.

Love the pic, Bear, and I’ll be looking for your story, Mr Ape.

Did it. Almost let the story stew longer but decided that the week it spent in limbo when I almost abandoned it was enough stewing.

Whiskey. Jamesons. Neat.

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Did it. Almost let the story stew longer but decided that the week it spent in limbo when I almost abandoned it was enough stewing.

Whiskey. Jamesons. Neat.

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Congratulations. Here you go.

I'll leave a straw in case you want a refill or six.

And here we are, the last day of March, going out like a Lion… now if only Lion were around to help it along.

March hare, March forth, ides of March…

And…

April Fool's Day as well!

So I'll stop fooling around and get things goin'…

We have coffee, courtesy of Beautiful Bertha, using Paradiso blend from Second Cup Coffee.

We've got Earl Grey and Buddha's Blend teas, and enough hot water for hot chocolate and any other infusion drinks you might wish to brew up.

And donuts, of course.

You're looking rather dapper today, Bear. 😊

Any chance of adding Yorkshire Tea to the Rumplations well-stocked bar?

It is what I drink when I am writing, though it does have the habit of turning to wine later in the day! 🙄

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You're looking rather dapper today, Bear. 😊

Any chance of adding Yorkshire Tea to the Rumplations well-stocked bar?

It is what I drink when I am writing, though it does have the habit of turning to wine later in the day! 🙄

Already is. I stocked some a while ago. Great black tea. If it isn't in the pots, just ask. I personally have Yorkshire Tea at work and Yorkshire Gold at home.

Good morning. New story of mine did go up last night. Lots of likes so far so I guess it is going over well. Kat's drinks are on me since she was the lucky mod.

It's the old "couple has a threesome with the neighbour" scenario but with some plot and character around it. And bi male action, this being me.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/threesomes/porch-pirate-josh

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Already is. I stocked some a while ago. Great black tea. If it isn't in the pots, just ask. I personally have Yorkshire Tea at work and Yorkshire Gold at home.

That is handy to know, Seeker4. I will check out your story later today.

Please note: I have put in an order for a refillable mug of Yorkshire Tea every time I write (normally 8 am UK time). 😎

I am currently writing a short series called "The Velvet Lounge Hotel." The first two parts have been published.

If anyone is interested, here is the link to the first part. “The Velvet Lounge Hotel” – (Part 1 of 4)

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Already is. I stocked some a while ago. Great black tea. If it isn't in the pots, just ask. I personally have Yorkshire Tea at work and Yorkshire Gold at home.

Good morning. New story of mine did go up last night. Lots of likes so far so I guess it is going over well. Kat's drinks are on me since she was the lucky mod.

It's the old "couple has a threesome with the neighbour" scenario but with some plot and character around it. And bi male action, this being me.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/threesomes/porch-pirate-josh

Thanks! It was my pleasure to mod your story. But I'm not gonna turn down free drinks! Then again, I'm a cheap date; Coke Zero for me, please and thanks!

I wrote a fun micro that is more clever wordplay than it is sex, but if you like your stories short and sassy (sort of like the author), check out my latest Titty Clitty Gangbang.

Sprained my damn hand last Friday, so typing is slow, but I hope to have the next Mac & Grace story ready soon. I'm also polishing up a story that I have been poking at for the better part of three years. We shall see how that goes.

Afternoon, Rumpies

I’m feeling better but need to unplug for a bit. I’ll be back. I deleted “Poppy” and am moving it where it really belongs—on SS.

I’m sorry I don’t have the eyeballs or time and energy to read more here. I’m saving screen time outside of work for writing right now.

Spring is coming! Renewal! Growth! I hope it finds me!

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I deleted “Poppy”

You had me panicking there for a moment. I'm a fan of the singer Poppy and her being deleted would make me have a sad.

And for those who may not know who Poppy is, here she is. Attractive young lady with a nice singing voice but she can also scream with the best of them when needed. Her music is a blend of pop and metal, something we are seeing more of these days.

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Afternoon, Rumpies

I’m feeling better but need to unplug for a bit. I’ll be back. I deleted “Poppy” and am moving it where it really belongs—on SS.

I’m sorry I don’t have the eyeballs or time and energy to read more here. I’m saving screen time outside of work for writing right now.

Spring is coming! Renewal! Growth! I hope it finds me!

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Aww… I was quite enjoying the story.

I'll catch it on SS, but…I was enjoying the ride, as it were.

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You're looking rather dapper today, Bear. 😊

Any chance of adding Yorkshire Tea to the Rumplations well-stocked bar?

It is what I drink when I am writing, though it does have the habit of turning to wine later in the day! 🙄

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We have Yorkshire tea in stock, as Ape said. I just don't always remember that it's there.

If you like a stronger black tea, then this fills the bill!

Hi there! It's HUMP-Day!

Again. Funny how it seems to work out that way.

Lights are on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re ready to go.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Yorkshire teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is rarin' to go.

Today we're using Deadmonton blend coffee from High Horse Coffee Roasters of Alberta.

There are donuts.

Plus I've got some chocolate profiteroles for y'all.

So, Dennis the Orange Menace says this is Liberation Day. It may well be … for Wisconsin.

Take care out there, eh?

And keep your chair backs and, um, tray tables in the upright and locked position.

We're expecting some turbulence out there!

Heard a rumor a Canadian bear still runs this dive bar. Also makes a decent cuppa Joe with sugary treats.

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How about some good old rock and roll

Hugs to my favorite lion 🦁🥰

Last day of this antibiotic. Doc appointment tomorrow. Hoping my lobster red hands and feet fade once the medication is done and out of my system.

I have a new story out called Cookies and Lemonade. The link is in my signature bar. It’s one I’m very proud of and hope y’all will enjoy if/when you have time. Thanks. 😘

Yorkshire Tea and a profiterole. Good morning. Nice to see the Lion back. Awaiting another storm. Rain here. Freezing rain elsewhere. Oh well, I have nowhere to go.

Yorkshire Tea and a profiterole, the same for me.

I can highly recommend Kat's story, Cookies and Lemonade... It is one of the best stories I have read here. 😎

The sun is out in the South of England, like it has been for the last week. Cold wind, though!

Early quiet morning in my corner of Kansa.

Stopped by to drop doughnuts off and a couple of tunes shortly too to start Thursday

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Enjoy everyone

1st song

Uuhai playing Khar Khulz

My second

Harry Nilsson

Jump Into The Fire

Now, time I head down "da dusty road."

Lion Out

Nice to see our Lion back where he belongs! Welcome back and thanks for the tune-ful introduction to the day!

Since you've seen to the goodies, let me lay out – the caffeine.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Yorkshire and Irish Breakfast teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with a mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is serving up right now.

Today we're using Lion's favourite coffee, even if it is the Canadian-supplied version of an American coffee.

And I just happened to have opened a new crate of SOMEBODY's favourite tipple as well.

Plus a girl named Deloris, who happens to think that Lions and pussies go well together…

Meanwhile, it's getting dangerous out there, with all the actions of Dennis the Orange Menace.

While China builds hundreds of new colleges and universities, America shuts down the Department of Education, spends more time complaining about who's using which bathroom than finding the best teachers, and takes away the funding from universities that were the envy of the world.

College professors are grabbed off the street by hooded, unidentified men and spirited away because they have the temerity to have been born somewhere else, even though they are legally in America.

As a result, American scholars are leaving for other countries, notably but not exclusively Canada.

As a defeated disease – measles – makes a come back, doctors, researchers, and those responsible for disseminating important information at the world-famous Center for Disease Control are fired. Measles are even more infectious than COVID. I wonder how many unvaccinated children, and babies who are too young to be vaccinated will have to die before someone notices?

LGBT+ people in all walks of life are suddenly resurrecting their Canadian roots from their grandparents and great-grandparents, becoming "found Canadians" and moving here because they don't feel safe where they grew up.

And, surprise surprise! Hundreds of American doctors, especially OB-GYNs, are leaving in droves to practice socialized medicine in Canada.

Then yesterday, a re-introduction of the policies of Warren G. Harding and the Hawley-Smoot Act, which helped accelerate the Great Depression.

Did you know that following Hawley-Smoot and American protectionism, global trade collapsed by two-thirds in the space of three years???

Anyone wanna buy some gold?

Or borrow my soap box?

This is not how you make a nation great, and as someone who is a friend of the American people – but not their government – it is sad and scary to see.

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Nice to see our Lion back where he belongs! Welcome back and thanks for the tune-ful introduction to the day!

Plus a girl named Deloris, who happens to think that Lions and pussies go well together…

tell Deloris whatever she like put it on my tab (pings) also tell her this lion be happy as friends here in Lush

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