Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the Lone Ranger finds out that "Kemosabe" means "shit for brains".
When asked why, Jay Silverheels replied, "What kind of idiot do you have to be to keep running into trouble every week – and NOT getting paid for it? Which reminds me – when do I get paid?"
And that's it for your Sunday Funnies…
Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Lasang salchow available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.
Big Bertha has been cleaned out, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.
Today we're using Jamaican Mountain Blue beans, 'cause it's Sunday on a long weekend.
Tomorrow is Canadian Thanksgiving, of course. Y'all knew that.
But I understand it's also a holiday there – Columbus Day, or Indigenous People's Day, or some such?
And I've put out donuts, of course.
Plus I've got a really nice chocolate cake to tempt you off your diet!
Mayhaps a Lion will wander in and play some tunes. I may try to pick one out myself.
(rummages for quarters – then realizes I don't have any pockets)
Darn. Oh, well, I'll jigger the Würlitzer so it plays. Don't nobody look while I do it, 'K?
