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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar How Y'all Are?

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Headbanging ape from cold North 🤘

Good morning! Red Rose please. Hope things are going well for you all.

Came across this a few days ago and thought of this place. Imagine a young guy walks in with a guitar and amp. Cracks open his case, plugs in and tunes, then cuts loose with this beautiful, blues-y take on a Leonard Cohen song.

A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4

Welcome to Hump-Day, all you humpers!

Let's get things rolling…

Lights are on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re ready to roll.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Earl Grey available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using a new Columbian coffee

We've got donuts, of course.

Plus I've got some mille feuilles, also known as Napolean on this side of the pond.

Back with tunes in a flash…

Take that any way you want, 'K?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

First up … Come and Get Your Love … from Guardians of the Galaxy

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

And now for something completely different … Marvel outtakes with … Uptown Funk

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

And I'm going to end with Madge … aka Madonna … Like A Virgin … with a cameo by our very own Lion …

'Course, none of you lot are virgins, so …

I'm gonna grab a mug of Earl Grey, and wander back to see if I can't get some inspiration from Kimmi…

Y'all take care, now, y'hear?

da Bear OUT!

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Simple Scribbler

Morning, Rumpies!

Toss me one or ten donuts please!

I’ll be in my corner trying to wrangle in my characters on my comp piece. They are out of control! A stripper named Cherry Poppins wants a bigger role. 🙄

Headbanging ape from cold North 🤘

Quote by KimmiBeGood
A stripper named Cherry Poppins wants a bigger role

Okay, that's the best stripper name I have seen in awhile. 🤣 I would probably give her one on that basis alone.

Good morning. Looks like it might be nice here today. We shall see. Yesterday was a mixed bag.

A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4

Simple Scribbler

Quote by Seeker4

Okay, that's the best stripper name I have seen in awhile. 🤣 I would probably give her one on that basis alone.

Morning, Mr Ape! 😊

I am proud of that name. I googled it to make sure it wasn’t used in something really popular, and all I could find was it was the name of a cheesecake and a drag queen. 🤣 So, now it’s Kimmi’s Stripper. 😎

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Hello fellow Rumpsters! I just returned from a month-long vacation and am back home again. I wanted to stop in, say hello, and let you know I will be stopping in more often.

Welcome back, Reese! Tell us of your travels! What did you see, and who did you do?

Meanwhile, it's Thors-Day, and I'm sure many of you will be Thirst-ty, so…

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and English Breakfast available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned out, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Folgers – French roast 🤣

There are donuts

And today we've got a goodly selection of pastries.

Time for a Bear to go workout, to keep my trim, Bearly figure!

Take care out there, 'K?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Simple Scribbler

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Meanwhile, it's Thors-Day, and I'm sure many of you will be Thirst-ty, so…

Did you say Thors-Day, Bear?! worship

We’ll be in Storeroom 4, if anybody needs me. biggrin

And…it's Freak-Day

Or Friday, take your choice. Although there's not much difference around here…

Just sayin'…

Lights are on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re ready to rumble.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and English Breakfast – from Twinings, yet – available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Royal Kona coffee beans – for all you royal pains in the arse. And everyone else, too.

And we've got donuts, as well as a fine selection of croissants and other lovely stuff.

Tunes in a bit…

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Since I woke up around 3:30 and really didn't get back to sleep, I'm gonna start with … of course … The Electric Prunes (?) … I Had Too Much To Dream …

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

And in keeping with it being October and all … Johnny Cash … Ghost Riders in the Sky

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

And round out the set with Dylan – the singer, not the poet – with Knockin' on Heaven's Door

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

And just one more … The Eagles … Hotel California

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Whistling on my journey

Morning James

I'm out early and stopped ar our doughnut shoppe and thought to add a box to leave at Rumps.

Today is infusion #13 so I've brought doughnuts in for the hard working staff too.

My song for Fried Day

Walking The Road

AJ Wyatt

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

Well! Good to see the Lion back where he belongs!

And with tunes, too!

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Hi Fuzzy! Hi Bear! wave

Installing software upgrade this weekend that I worked so hard on a couple of months ago. Keep the caffeine and donuts coming, please…

Headbanging ape from cold North 🤘

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Hi Fuzzy! Hi Bear! wave

Installing software upgrade this weekend that I worked so hard on a couple of months ago. Keep the caffeine and donuts coming, please…

Hope all goes well. I haven't pulled one of those weekends in quite a while but been there, done that.

A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4

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It’s my last chance weekend before I start working 6/13’s on night shift on an Outage at a Nuclear Plant. What sucks is having to deal with that one day off and stay in “night shift mode”.

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It’s my last chance weekend before I start working 6/13’s on night shift on an Outage at a Nuclear Plant. What sucks is having to deal with that one day off and stay in “night shift mode”.

Understood. Our daughter-in-law is a lab tech at our local hospital, which means that she works night shifts regularly – but not always. The changeovers are a Bear.

No pun intended.

.

Now, it's Market Day, so I will be quick as a Bear!

Lights on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re ready to go.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Darjeeling teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned , rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Dark Affair coffee beans from Balzac Coffee Roasters, of Stratford, Ontario. A true local success story!

There are donuts, of course

Plus I've got some cream-filled cannoli for y'all

Take care out there, 'K?

Back later!

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Headbanging ape from cold North 🤘

Darjeeling and a cannoli for me. Another week over. Waiting for sun and things to warm up, then I will get out the hedge trimmer and brutally attack .... the bush by the deck. What, you thought I was going all Jason Voorhees on someone? 😈

Beyond that, not much planned. Today looks nice around here, tomorrow less so.

Hope those working on the weekend have a good one and not too much stress.

A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4

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I am leaving Lush in a few days...I want to give people the opportunity to read my farewell post. Recently, I have been receiving abusive messages from some Lush members, including members who should know better. Lush has never been so important to me that I need to tolerate this kind of behavior here. Therefore, I will be canceling my account and going about my life with a bit less abuse in it. Thanks to all who have been kind to me during my stay here.

Whistling on my journey

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I am leaving Lush in a few days...I want to give people the opportunity to read my farewell post. Recently, I have been receiving abusive messages from some Lush members, including members who should know better. Lush has never been so important to me that I need to tolerate this kind of behavior here. Therefore, I will be canceling my account and going about my life with a bit less abuse in it. Thanks to all who have been kind to me during my stay here.

Coming on here this morning and reading saddens and anger me that bullying and "hateful words" To be honest I leave myself back in 2012

If you do leave you will be missed here in Rumps.

As your journey takes you

May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door

Fuzzy

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

Whistling on my journey

Been a "dog time" since posting morning music

Let's see if I'm still capable

The Cars

You May Think

Miniature Chocolate Cinnamon Rolls with pecan, peanut or plain on the side bar

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

Headbanging ape from cold North 🤘

You might think I could resist those rolls, but you would be wrong.😊

Nice to have the Lion back.

I will fire up dear old Bertha with some nice Columbian dark roast. For teas, we have my favourite Assam and Buddha's Blend (white blended with jasmine green and hibiscus). And it's a bar so there's always booze as an option.

Good morning!!!!!

A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4

(wanders in sleepily) YAWN!

Yeah, I heard about what's happened to Reese. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Why are people so wantonly ugly.

But if you must go, go gently, Reese, and know that you will be missed.

And thanks to Lion and Ape for kicking things off. Much appreciated, amigos!

I'll take a mug of Assam tea back to Kimmi's Korner, and see if she's worn out Thor yet.

No staying power in these modern-day heroes, eh?

And since Lion started with The Cars, let's keep going with The Doors … People Are Strange …

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Whistling on my journey

Quote by Seeker4

Now I want a band called "The Car Doors"😂.

Couldn't find a band with that name

BUT

Will

Backseat Lovers?

Slowing Down

An alt-rock band from Provo, Utah that formed in 2018.

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.