RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar How Y'all Are?

Hey y'all! Though you could get rid of me? No, I've been traveling that last couple of weeks. In the Carolinas mostly for work and then I extended it to see some things for myself. I should have popped in but you know how it is. I was around work people and then I was around my friends. But I was always thinking of y'all.

Now the questions is, how far do I go back and read and try to catch up? Knowing me I will probably have to say TLDR and just pick up the hot goss on from here on.

Kisses y'all...muah!

Hi, all. It’s been a minute since I was here. Just thought I’d pop in and grab a brandy and enjoy a gods cigar.

Who’s running this joint these days?

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Hi, all. It’s been a minute since I was here. Just thought I’d pop in and grab a brandy and enjoy a gods cigar.

Who’s running this joint these days?

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Running? More like dragging along.

Rumps has more or less retired – or collapsed from the exhaustion of trying to keep up with the characters around this joint. You might try to find him in the broken-down recliner in the back – or else in the dumpster hot tub in the alley.

Meanwhile, I'm trying to hold this joint together for the "in" crowd – in-fested, in-toxicated, and generally in-trouble! Everyone calls me Bear, 'cause I'm the Bear-tender here.

So brandy and a "gods" cigar. Well, we've certainly got one that will go off with a Big Bang, so…here you go.

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Hey y'all! Though you could get rid of me? No, I've been traveling that last couple of weeks. In the Carolinas mostly for work and then I extended it to see some things for myself. I should have popped in but you know how it is. I was around work people and then I was around my friends. But I was always thinking of y'all.

Now the questions is, how far do I go back and read and try to catch up? Knowing me I will probably have to say TLDR and just pick up the hot goss on from here on.

Kisses y'all...muah!

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And good morning and welcome back Summer! Go to see y'all around again. Your usual? Two hot and horny guys and a bottle of beer?

Meanwhile, while Summer's trying to decide who to play with first, let's get caffeine going, shall we? We shall.

Tea Kettle is refilled and steaming away. There are pots of Red Rose and Earl Grey teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned up, rinsed, and refilled, and is now ready to rumble on a Monday.

Today we're using GothRider Coffee beans – "to ignote your soul", caus'n it's Moan-day, right?

I've put out donuts, with Sara's sprinklies set aside with her sports section.

Plus I've got some chocolate biscotti for y'all.

I'll see if I can find some tunes in a moment.

Don't touch that dial!

Now THERE'S a blast from the past!

First, up, to get things rockin' – MC Hammer and … The Addams Family …

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Absolutely not.

Take two, and call me in the morning!

Oh, and I've made them a little on the strong side, so you should be feeling fine in no time!

Wow! Those tonics sure had some vavoom!!! I'm all perky this morning. Thank you 😛

Next up, to keep the dancing groove, Lou Bega … Mambo No. 5 …

And finally, a little bit of Lionel Ritchie, pretending to be Fred Astaire … Dancin' on the Ceilin' …

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And that'll do for now.

Y'all take care out there, 'K?

I'll be out back, dunkin' in the dumpster hot tub if anyone wants me.

Actually, I'll be there whether anyone wants me or not! See?

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Hi, all. It’s been a minute since I was here. Just thought I’d pop in and grab a brandy and enjoy a gods cigar.

Who’s running this joint these days?

Hi, Milik. Longtime, no see. Hope all is well with you. Good to see you again.

And welcome back from your trip, Ebony.

And two visits from a perky Dani in 24 hours. Nice to see you, too.

Slept in today, which is rare. Even rarer, I don't feel like crap after doing so.

Nonetheless, a big mug of Earl Grey is order.

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Hi, all. It’s been a minute since I was here. Just thought I’d pop in and grab a brandy and enjoy a gods cigar.

Who’s running this joint these days?

Milik! I keep hoping I’ll see a story from you on here again. Please tell your lovely wife Simplicity “Hi” and I miss seeing you both on here! 😊

I’m back at work! Yay. 🙄

Vacation was tooooo short.

I’ll take anything filled with sugar, please.

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I’m back at work! Yay. 🙄

Vacation was tooooo short.

I’ll take anything filled with sugar, please.

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How 'bout me? I'm pretty sweet!

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How 'bout me? I'm pretty sweet!

🤣 … oh, sorry, you were being serious. 😜

The screen looks different. I don’t see my likes anymore. I see everyone else’s. I guess another set of changes went in?

Monday, Monday, so good to me

Monday mornin’, it was all I hoped it would be

…sorry, was I singing out loud?

Tommy makes a great wingman, y'all. Like I met someone cause of him, sort of.

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Please tell your lovely wife Simplicity “Hi” and I miss seeing you both on here!

Oh thank you. I could not for the life of me remember her board name. Still 8 months until I turn 60 but you'd think I was long past it sometimes.

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Monday, Monday, so good to me

Monday mornin’, it was all I hoped it would be

…sorry, was I singing out loud?

That's okay. You're probably not under a restraining order after a, um, incident at a karaoke bar.😳😉🤣

(yes, making fun of my own singing is a thing with me)

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That's okay. You're probably not under a restraining order after a, um, incident at a karaoke bar.😳😉🤣

(yes, making fun of my own singing is a thing with me)

Now that's a story that would be good to hear. I can sing ok really but I'm not going to be leaving my job for it. Did you have a good day?

I only sing in the shower with the door locked. The last time I tried it in the open, Miss Pixel scratched me wicked. She's a hard critic.

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The screen looks different. I don’t see my likes anymore. I see everyone else’s. I guess another set of changes went in?

Yes, there have been interface changes. Click on the three dots at the top, right corner of your post to find the old instructions.

And it's Tunes-day! It somehow keeps cummin' around – and around – and around … kinda like an old 45.

And if you actually got that reference, you're older than you look!

Well, not you, Ape, but everyone else.

SO – caffeination for the nation!

I see that Lady Dryad has done her duty and shaken her booty, so we're good to go!

Tea Kettle is refilled and steaming away. There are pots of Red Rose and Darjeeling teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other great teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now ready to serve.

Today we're using Folgers, picked up locally – which is why this side is in French! If you need to read the English, turn the cannister around!

I've put out donuts for the dozens, with Sara's sprinklies set aside with her sports section.

Plus I've got some delicioso Nanaimo bars today! MMMmmmm…

Tunes comin' up!

We're going to start this morning's music with Glenn Frey … The Heat Is On … from "Beverley Hills Cop" …

Following on with the Eddie Murphy theme … Pointer Sisters with … Neutron Dance … 

And staying now with the Pointer Sisters … Jump …

And I'll end with something a little more recent … Katy Perry … Lifetime …

Aw Bear you didn’t add a song about Tuesday!

Woke up on a groovy Tuesday
Even my hangover's fine 🎵

Good morning ☀️

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Woke up on a groovy Tuesday

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Your wish is my command, Summer!

The Simthereens … Groovy Tuesday …

Darjeeling and a Nanaimo bar. The dessert, that is, not this place's counterpart in Nanaimo. 😁

On the countdown to not one, but two, new albums that I have been eagerly awaiting most of this year. Both metal, both releasing this Friday. And both coming with new videos this week as well.

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Milik! I keep hoping I’ll see a story from you on here again. Please tell your lovely wife Simplicity “Hi” and I miss seeing you both on here! 😊

Hi, Kimmie! Simplicity is well. I retired and we moved off to a little piece of rural nowhere in Tennessee. I think she misses some of the convenience of Ca but otherwise we are good. Now if we could just finish the home renovations…

I have been having an itch to write again. Who knows. Maybe something will come to mind anyway it’s good to hear from you