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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar How Y'all Are?

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OK, so we're OVER the HUMP-day, so it must be THIRST-day, right?

We'll add a little Jameson's to Bertha's Best this morning. Irish coffee, eh?

Oh, and with whipped cream, if anyone wants it.

Donuts, of course, with a variety of Danish pastries to go with.

Coffee is dark roast Costa Rican, teas are Red Rose and Assam, plus all the other fine teas in the box, and Swiss Miss hot chocolate mix.

Let's see what I can stir up on the Würlitzer, shall we?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Let's put a Loonie in and select …  Dua Lipa … Love Again

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Then I'll try an artist I'm not familiar with … Elle King – Ex's and Oh's …

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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And perhaps something a little more familiar – at least to me – James Taylor … Steamroller Blues

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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And I'll finish my set for today with Santana, to match today's weather forecast … Smooth

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Gonna be hot 'round here today. Good day for a cool swim…

Take care out there, 'K?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Sassy Red-haired Beach Kat/Dune Goddess
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Soooo... it's been a rough week getting over the side effects of three shots in one day. But I'm feeling nearly back to myself. Heading up to see my girl today! Tomorrow we shop for wedding dresses! We are both so excited it's beyond!!

I'm hoping to do some writing here and there this weekend to finish up the next part of Mac and Grace's story. She's switched directions again on me and it's been a lot of rewriting, but I'm happy with the changes.

Happy Thirsty Thursday!

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Got a day off today. Writing will happen, I hope, but there's other stuff to do as well.

Need a short story to get my mind off these damn longer works. I really don't have the time for novel(la)s yet but somehow I'm trying to write them. Maybe something new for Alan and Lisa (Heavenly Sinner et al.) or a shot at one of the unused ideas I have kicking around in my head.

A large mug of Assam.

A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4

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And it's Get-Fried-Day! WHOOPIE!

Lights are on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we're ready to fry.

Tea Kettle is refilled and steaming away. There are pots of Red Rose and Lasang salchow available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been desludged, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Folgers for our friendly, local, neighbourhood Lion.

I've put out donuts, with Sara's sprinklies set aside with her sports section.

Plus I've got some buttercream cuppycakes for Kat, to help her celebrate!

Back with tunes in a mo…

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Let's start with some Madge – Madonna … La Isla Bonita

Does that mean "Boner Island"??

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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And to bring up the Latin Beat … Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine … Conga

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That'll get some booties up and shakin'…

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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And keeping with the beat … Gloria Estefan … Rhythm Is Gonna Get You …

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And that's me for a Fried-Day!

Take care of each other out there, 'K?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Headbanging ape from cold North 🤘
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For those of a more poetic leaning, the winners of the "Beyond the Veil" poetry competition are up over on StoriesSpace. Congratulations to Rump's regular Kat who took the top prize!

https://www.storiesspace.com/forum/site-announcements-and-members-feedback/announcing-the-winners-of-the-beyond-the-veil-competition

A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4

Whistling on my journey
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Limpin Lion heard the sounds of Miami which makes for a strong cup of black coffee and (shh) two of Kat's cuppycakes.

I'll hubble over to a table with my walker.

Hospital rumors they will kick me out this afternoon.

Beware All

in closing

Congrats Kat we here all know the depth of talent.

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

Whistling on my journey
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To add to our musical nod a earlier Miami Sound Machine

Primitive Love.

Welcome the weekend with open arms and hearts

Lion Out

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

Sassy Red-haired Beach Kat/Dune Goddess
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Limpin Lion heard the sounds of Miami which makes for a strong cup of black coffee and (shh) two of Kat's cuppycakes.

I'll hubble over to a table with my walker.

Hospital rumors they will kick me out this afternoon.

Beware All

in closing

Congrats Kat we here all know the depth of talent.

Hugs for my favorite Lion! You take it easy my sweet friend! You can have as many cuppycakes as you wish. 🥰

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Sassy Red-haired Beach Kat/Dune Goddess
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For those of a more poetic leaning, the winners of the "Beyond the Veil" poetry competition are up over on StoriesSpace. Congratulations to Rump's regular Kat who took the top prize!

https://www.storiesspace.com/forum/site-announcements-and-members-feedback/announcing-the-winners-of-the-beyond-the-veil-competition

Thanks so much! I'm still a little stunned that I won.

Drinks are on me today!

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New short story: Under The Doctor's Desk

New micro: Another Man’s Wife

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Thanks so much! I'm still a little stunned that I won.

Drinks are on me today!

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Uh … thanks, Kat, but may I clarify?

Do you mean you will pay for the drinks, or did you have a more, um, literal meaning in mind?

Either way, my leonine friend and I will each have a double Jameson's. Neat.

And congratulations, Poetry Girl! Well deserved!

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Congrats, Kat on taking top prize! 😘 And Mr T and Verbal and Mr Ape, Annie, and Bear for your great poems, too! ❤️ I admire all your writing talents!

Here’s my current situation. 😊

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Congrats, Kat on taking top prize! 😘 And Mr T and Verbal and Mr Ape, Annie, and Bear for your great poems, too! ❤️ I admire all your writing talents!

Here’s my current situation. 😊

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Note to self … start stocking pineapples and a machete to make Kimmi's drinks…

(grumbles to self)

Customers!

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Note to self … start stocking pineapples and a machete to make Kimmi's drinks…

(grumbles to self)

Customers!

😉 True I am enjoying my pineapple cocktail on my vacation, but there’s no place like Rumps, Bear! 😘

Sassy Red-haired Beach Kat/Dune Goddess
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Uh … thanks, Kat, but may I clarify?

Do you mean you will pay for the drinks, or did you have a more, um, literal meaning in mind?

Either way, my leonine friend and I will each have a double Jameson's. Neat.

And congratulations, Poetry Girl! Well deserved!

Neat? Are you sure you don't want it messy? 😉

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The Last Dance is a love story, but not your ordinary love story. I’d love for people to check it out. Thanks! 🥰

New short story: Under The Doctor's Desk

New micro: Another Man’s Wife

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Good morning, campers with Champers!

Time for some caffeination…

Tea Kettle is refilled and steaming away. There are pots of Red Rose and English Breakfast teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned out, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Folgers, because.

I've put out donuts, with Sara's sprinklies set aside with her sports section.

Plus I've got some bear claws today.

Market day, so in a bit of a hurry!

Take care out there, 'K?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Headbanging ape from cold North 🤘
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Plus I've got some bear claws today.

Thought you always have bear claws. 😉😁

But I shall have a bear claw and some English Breakfast tea.

Trying an old story idea again. I have had the basic story laid out in my head for a long time but the writing stalled and it just moved further and further back on the back burner until delete was pressed. But the new Nightwish single with its evocative title "An Ocean of Strange Islands" brought it out of hiding in the back of my consciousness.

A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4

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Hi Rumpies wave

I had big fun on my short getaway. On my way home at my fav pit stop.

Carey’d away.
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No, I haven't died. Real life caught up to me for awhile.

My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.

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Morning Rumpies wave

I’m in Tennessee now, on the home stretch. Just got off at an exit for McD. Interesting note: there was a HUGE billboard… I mean freakin’ HUGE… advertising a Trump Superstore at the exit. And when I exited, I saw it… barely… an itty bitty building. Interesting. 🤣🤣🤣😉

Headbanging ape from cold North 🤘
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there was a HUGE billboard… I mean freakin’ HUGE… advertising a Trump Superstore at the exit.

Why am I hearing that in the voice of a certain presidential candidate/ex-president? 🤣

So I am no longer Gold. Not sure how long I will leave it that way. It's a bit of a pain with how they do it now (I am shut out of a group, for instance) but having my usual inner debate about the value of this site given a Gold membership would pay something like like 6-7 months of my Spotify subscription (US$75 converted to CAD at current rate since I pay Spotify in CAD). And I am not publishing here outside comps right now so not too fussed about the whole verification priority thing.

Fortunately, I can still post in threads, so hello and good morning, Rumpies.

Humph. No one has put the coffee on. Brought some Tobermory Grotto over from Inspirations and filled up dear Bertha with that. Teas are Scottish Breakfast and Yorkshire Gold. And it's a bar, so booze is always an option.

A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4

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Hey there – sorry. We had a Very Important Young Person (my granddaughter) here for breakfast with her dad. I made French Toast with crispy bacon and apple cider. Nothing left, I'm pleased to say.

So, let's offer up much the same for here as brunch!

And thanks to Ape for the setup. I got a little behind today.

And NO REMARKS about my rear end, SEE?

Since the sun is over the yardarm (or at least past the zenith) anybody want something to drink?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Evening bar tender. I feel a bit under the weather and could do with some sort of cordial. Any chance you could rustle me up a whiskey sour, please 😘

A First Class Service Ch.5

A steamy lesbian three way

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Evening bar tender. I feel a bit under the weather and could do with some sort of cordial. Any chance you could rustle me up a whiskey sour, please 😘

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Absolutely not.

Take two, and call me in the morning!

Oh, and I've made them a little on the strong side, so you should be feeling fine in no time!

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!