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Wranglers

Miranda Lambert

Yeah lion still loves horses

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Enjoy the day

Lion Out

OMG....first it was strawberry pie, and now there are cinnamon rolls out for breakfast.....i could eat that entire tray, but I don't want to be a hog. It's another cool start to the day, as its 54 now, heading up to 64 for a high but it promises to be sunny and that always makes it seem warmer than it really is. I will just grab a hot tea and a couple of those yummy looking cinnamon rolls and head out for my bike ride this morning.

Hope everyone has a Terrific Tuesday.

Reese

Four more days till my daughter's wedding! She's only been engaged since 2017! LOL.

They always look so good but I must pass on the sweets and have my salad for lunch. I’m taking a break from work to look at my plans for Amsterdam later this year. I can’t wait!

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Four more days till my daughter's wedding! She's only been engaged since 2017! LOL.

Starting the countdown clock! I bet you are happy this day is here.

Reese, sounds like a lovely time in the cooler weather. I’m inspired by the bike rides.

Titillating Tuesday y’all

Wednesday Morning

1st in

Lights On

What a mess, sigh

this will be left for

Bear.

Big Beautiful Bertha filled As is the

Copper Tea Kettle

Gather the morning sweet offering

Warm up ol' jukebox

Will return with music

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OMG....first it was strawberry pie, and now there are cinnamon rolls out for breakfast.....i could eat that entire tray, but I don't want to be a hog. .

Reese

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Hey Reese

There a batch of fresh peanut butter cookies under the bar till you pop in.

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1st song to get the morning goin

Bang a Gong (Get It On)

T. Rex

Second

Sounds Of The Forgotten

Witherfall

Third to smoothly round out my trio

Revelations

Iron Maiden

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Can't leave without a few observations on the dusty gravel roads here in my neck of Kansa, wheat fields waving as the corn grows as tall as I.

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Take my wishes to heart, it's good to be alive turn off and relax

Lion Out

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That's right! Leave the mess for BEAR!

Hunh.

(brings acorn whistle to his lips, blows. Lady Dryad appears, looks around, her shoulders slump)

Yeah, I know. They never learned how to pick up after themselves.

Well, you take the floors and walls, and I work on the furniture, OK?

(resigned, Dryad nods and whirls around, cleaning…)

OK, so that'll hold y'all for a while.

I'm gonna grab a mug o' tea and head back to Kimmi's Korner to see how she's managing under the strain.

Kat, keep your kool, OK? The wedding's gonna be great, and you will be spectacular!

And Lion – Bang a Gong, eh? Well, let's get it on!

You know James, you're always the TOP BEAR here at Rumps!

Here one for you to enjoy with your morning tea,

Enjoy James, take a couple peanut butter cookies to Lady Jay I'm sure Reese will not care.

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Flight leaves soon. Will spend the next two days getting things ready for the wedding, then it's time to enjoy an event that has been a long time in the making. 😎

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Flight leaves soon. Will spend the next two days getting things ready for the wedding, then it's time to enjoy an event that has been a long time in the making. 😎

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Safe travels

Your "beaming heart" is shining Bright

Return with pictures and memories

Cheers.

Lion

Hello Rumpies....Came in to get a snack and found just a few peanut butter cookies left on a plate under the bar. Funny, but I crawled under the bar to get them and some male has just walked up to the bar with his fly open and his worm hanging out. Do I jump out and tell him to zip up, or just give it a quick kiss? Dilemma, dilemmas.....

Have a great day all.....

Reese

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Hello Rumpies....Came in to get a snack and found just a few peanut butter cookies left on a plate under the bar. Funny, but I crawled under the bar to get them and some male has just walked up to the bar with his fly open and his worm hanging out. Do I jump out and tell him to zip up, or just give it a quick kiss? Dilemma, dilemmas.....

Have a great day all.....

Reese

I don't know... do you have a fishing licence? The bass were jumpin' hungry at the lake this morning and nothing beats fresh bait.

So what have I accomplished today? Two hours hiking. Stuffed myself to bursting at my favourite buffet. What, you say, about work? Well, I took today off. You see, 31 years ago I said magic words that changed my life: "I do". 😉

A red wine please.

Thirsty Daze at

Rumps this morning

Turned on the lights

Surveys bar and stops at a drunk dude passed out with a fresh black eye and his pants down, a flaccid worm hugging his zipper.

Not a peanut butter cookies left behind the bar. I guess Reese was here and took care of business too.

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Big Beautiful Bertha filled As Copper Tea Kettle Sweets placed on side bar with a mix of doughnuts and brownies

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For anyone that's following our Kansas City Chiefs, the final pre-season game is tonight taking on the Chicago Bears.

Or you can watch the last night of DNC convention also in Chicago.

You could say its all Chicago today

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Plugged in our Jukebox and will return to play my 3some

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1st up

Make Me Smile

Chicago

2nd

Hold My Heart

Genesis

To round my 3 this morning

By Your Side

Sade

May your day be filled with love, calm and happiness.

As this ancient lion has found

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Lion Out

Good morning all!

I've been having problems with the Lush website – again. I can sign in, but I can't read any PMs, and I can't write comments in the Forum anywhere. To write this I had to sign out and in, twice. Then quit my browser, and restart, then find my way back here.

It's strange, because I'm not having this problem with the BLUE site. Odd.

Anyway, thank you for the setup, Lion.

Aside from Bear and Girl (and I'm STILL waiting for Kindle to get off their techological asses and publish the ebook), I'm also working on the last chapter of Nika's second book.

The Final Chapter.

It is blowing my mind. And I'm pretty sure it will blow a lot of other people's minds, too!

She's an amazing woman, is my friend and partner.

A Bear-sized mug of Red Rose, please. You'll find me back in Kimmi's Korner.

Oh – and good luck Kat! All the best to the Bride, Groom – and their parents! And a speedy recovery of your smile muscles!

Here's Europe (yes, the entire continent) with … The Final Countdown …

It’s here!!! Got one for me and my sis! 😀

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Thirsty Daze at

Rumps this morning

Turned on the lights

Surveys bar and stops at a drunk dude passed out with a fresh black eye and his pants down, a flaccid worm hugging his zipper.

Not a peanut butter cookies left behind the bar. I guess Reese was here and took care of business too.

☘️

Big Beautiful Bertha filled As Copper Tea Kettle Sweets placed on side bar with a mix of doughnuts and brownies

☘️

For anyone that's following our Kansas City Chiefs, the final pre-season game is tonight taking on the Chicago Bears.

Or you can watch the last night of DNC convention also in Chicago.

You could say its all Chicago today

☘️

Plugged in our Jukebox and will return to play my 3some

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Golly, gee....you try to do a guy a favor. There I was sitting under the bar, eating peanut butter cookies and I look up and there is this worm, hanging out of this guy's fly. I figure what the hell, I am in a good mood and these cookies are delicious. I lean up and take the worm in my mouth and give it a bit of a suck. I guess, my first mistake was not swallowing the cookie first, and the jagged edges of the pieces of cookie must have given the old sod a bit of a jerk. I pulled back and swallowed the cookie pieces that were still in my mouth and go to give the old coot another little suck, which he scooches down on the seat and presents the ugliest crack of an an ass you would ever want to see. I think, "My God, this bastard is his own peanut butter factory". That's when I crawled out from under the bar and punched him in the eye. Went back to the restroom, threw up all of the peanut butter cookies I had eaten and got the hell out of there.

As Han Solo said in the first Star Wars movie, "sorry for the mess". You can put it on my tab and I will never crawl under the bar again.

Reese

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You can put it on my tab and I will never crawl under the bar again.

Aww. I like seeing your butt sticking out, though 😉😁

Good evening. Ape tired. Not sure why but day is winding down so guess it's okay. Though something seemed off today. I ate the same breakfast as yesterday and yet yesterday I managed a two hour hike and some shopping before lunching late, after 12:30. Today, I was hitting the snacks at 11 and famished by noon even though I was just plunked down at my desk.

For now, I will have an iced tea. Lemon but no sugar.

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So what have I accomplished today? Two hours hiking. Stuffed myself to bursting at my favourite buffet. What, you say, about work? Well, I took today off. You see, 31 years ago I said magic words that changed my life: "I do". 😉

A red wine please.

Happy Anniversary to you and Mrs Ape! ❤️

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Flight leaves soon. Will spend the next two days getting things ready for the wedding, then it's time to enjoy an event that has been a long time in the making. 😎

Enjoy, Kat!!!! ❤️ How exciting!

Hey y’all. I hope everyone had an exciting week and is ready for the weekend. I know we all wish Kat a perfect wedding for her daughter. How fun! I can’t believe that in a little over a week it’s going to be Labor Day. Where did the summer go? I’m still here but I mean the season 😊

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... Where did the summer go? I’m still here but I mean the season 😊

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Popping in for a quick cuppa! Engagement pics for the youngest later this morning and then rehearsal followed by fun activities starting at 4:30. Everything is going to plan so far. Including the youngest remembering to bring her portable steamer for when her sister freaks out about wrinkles in her wedding dress. Tomorrow is the day we have all been waiting for! Been a long time coming! New Son-in-law has been dragging his feet for years. Now he seems to really be into the whole finally getting married thing. Glad the youngest’s man knew better than to wait so long. 🥰

Hope all y’all have a great weekend! 😎