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For my 3rd

Let's get back to today.

Alligator Tears

Beyonce

Well that's my 3 today

a "white boy" small thumbnail on music, start with Jimi and

ending with Beyonce.

Peace Be with You

Lion Out

☘️

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

Headbanging ape from cold North 🤘
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Don't miss the raspberry cinnamon rolls guys

Drools and grabs two

And an English Breakfast to go with that.

New Lush story in full swing but I have no idea where it ends up. I have ideas, but I am kind making shit up as I go. By the way, is there a more neutral sounding word for "freshman"? I mean, seriously, that word clearly dates to when only men attended university save a few brave female pioneers. "First year" sounds clunky, esp. used repeatedly.

A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4

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I have teeny request. Can there be some avocado toast please? Toasted sourdough bread, mash the avocado with lemon juice with a little salt and pepper, spread it on the toast and drizzle on a little olive oil. Thank you very much!

Oh and hazelnut creamer for the coffee. Am I being too high maintenance?

Headbanging ape from cold North 🤘
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I have teeny request. Can there be some avocado toast please? Toasted sourdough bread, mash the avocado with lemon juice with a little salt and pepper, spread it on the toast and drizzle on a little olive oil. Thank you very much!

Oh and hazelnut creamer for the coffee. Am I being too high maintenance?

There's probably hazelnut creamer under the bar but do check the expiry date.

But avocado toast drizzled with olive oil? A bit hoidy-toidy for this place, dontcha think? But, hey, I will have some, too.😁

A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4

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There's probably hazelnut creamer under the bar but do check the expiry date.

But avocado toast drizzled with olive oil? A bit hoidy-toidy for this place, dontcha think? But, hey, I will have some, too.😁

smh

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I have teeny request. Can there be some avocado toast please? Toasted sourdough bread, mash the avocado with lemon juice with a little salt and pepper, spread it on the toast and drizzle on a little olive oil. Thank you very much!

Oh and hazelnut creamer for the coffee. Am I being too high maintenance?

You like what you like! And though I will never understand liking avocado toast, I am sure we can stock that here since you’re a regular now. 😘😘

Just a tea for me. Done with my gym workout and heading to the pool in a bit.

I have a new micro out. I will drop the link in my forum address below. 😘

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First In

Lights On

Some needed housekeeping

First

warm up the jukebox

Then

Big Beautiful Bertha filled

As

Copper Tea Kettle filled

Mix of doughnuts and sweets placed on side bar.

☘️

A great request Summer,

Pulled out our trusted iron skillet.

farm to table

breads and fresh avocados and extra Greek virgin oil.

ready to make avocado toast.

☘️

Turned on both TV's

to the Olympics

☘️

To start my trio of music

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

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First up

Blank Spaces

Taylor Swift

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

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2nd

Slow Ride

Foghat

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

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If Foghat didn't rattle the windows

Try this

Burnin' for You

Blue Öyster Cult

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

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To finish my morning ruckus

Mr. Tambourine Man

Bob Dylan 1964

As this ancient lion leaves, he puts two raspberry pies on the counter

☘️

Lion Out

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

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Morning, Fuzzy Lion wave

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

Rumpies, we have a special guest dropping by tonight, so sweep up the drunks, get out the GOOD liquor, and be on your BEST bad behavior!

Sexy Anthony is dropping by tonight. A real Olympian in our little bar!!!

And do NOT stare at the elephant in the room—his big bulge—that cost him a medal in pole vault.

Miss Pixel will be on guard for any of you losing control and going in for an uninvited grab!

If we behave, make him feel comfy, maybe he’ll give us (and by “us”, I mean “me”) a peek at the monster in his spandex.

Kimmi out. bolt

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Trust Kimmi to know what to look for in a man. Or on a man, as it were…

Hey there folks! How's everybody this dreary, rainy morning – at least around here.

Granddaughter coming to visit this afternoon, staying the weekend, so I'm being run ragged by Lady Jay.

Thank you, Lion, for the setups yesterday and today. You are a kind and gentle lion, my friend!

OK, well, the women and gay men seem well looked after, the treats are all out on the bar, and God's in Her Heaven, so I guess I'll grab a Bear-sized mug o' tea and wander back to Kimmi's Korner to Kibbitz a while!

Kat, how are all the preparations going?

And is Summer behaving?

Wrong question – HOW is Summer behaving – that's what I want to know!

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Trust Kimmi to know what to look for in a man. Or on a man, as it were…

Hey there folks! How's everybody this dreary, rainy morning – at least around here.

Granddaughter coming to visit this afternoon, staying the weekend, so I'm being run ragged by Lady Jay.

Thank you, Lion, for the setups yesterday and today. You are a kind and gentle lion, my friend!

OK, well, the women and gay men seem well looked after, the treats are all out on the bar, and God's in Her Heaven, so I guess I'll grab a Bear-sized mug o' tea and wander back to Kimmi's Korner to Kibbitz a while!

Kat, how are all the preparations going?

And is Summer behaving?

Wrong question – HOW is Summer behaving – that's what I want to know!

Excuse me sir? I am behaving perfectly well by any standards…or at least by gen Z standards. Ok fine, by Lush standards. Just ask anyone behind that door over there. Ignore that other door though. Anything you hear about me there I will categorically have a “no comment “. 🤭

Please pass me a coffee ☕️

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Excuse me sir? I am behaving perfectly well by any standards…or at least by gen Z standards. Ok fine, by Lush standards. Just ask anyone behind that door over there. Ignore that other door though. Anything you hear about me there I will categorically have a “no comment “. 🤭

Please pass me a coffee ☕️

hmmmm

hope your requested avocado toast didn't burn as you gave Bear his needed "dressing down." BTW, when I get in first the coffee in Big Beautiful Bertha is Folgers Classic Roast, I leave the fancy "foo foo" to his taste.

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

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You can’t beat Folgers. Good basic coffee and you can fix it any way you like. 👍

Happy Friday and have an amazing weekend friends. Mine is full! My family is getting together tonight for a yummy cookout and cocktails. Then tomorrow dinner with my best friends at my favorite restaurant. I’m hoping there is some pool time mixed in there somewhere. Behave everyone!

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STARES

French, you say? Mais oui, un tres beau homme. 😁

Good morning. No, I don't have an Olympic sized... you know.

Just deleted a 5000ish word draft. There's still a copy hidden away but my mood is tanking something fierce and the story was feeding the depression rather than helping. Might resurrect it another time.

A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4

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STARES

French, you say? Mais oui, un tres beau homme. 😁

Good morning. No, I don't have an Olympic sized... you know.

Just deleted a 5000ish word draft. There's still a copy hidden away but my mood is tanking something fierce and the story was feeding the depression rather than helping. Might resurrect it another time.

No tanking

Get back on the pole vault field

Ape.

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

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I was thinking more about getting on the vaulter's pole.😁

I was thinking about the same thing.

Nothing like having the whole world talking about your junk, huh? I'd say poor guy, but he's got a generous package and is probably doing just fine.

Two weeks from tomorrow, my oldest daughter gets married! As far as I know, everything is ready. I just have to figure out which of the two dresses that I bought looks/feels better. I have shoes to match both just in case.

I'm working on the next part of Boardrooms & Boudoirs. Catching a movie later with my hubby and brother. It's a good day.

😎

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New micro: Another Man’s Wife

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Saturday Morning Wake Up Call

First In

Lights On

Windows Open,

woke to 56f in my slice of Kansa, feels more Octoberish than August.

But the corn is higher than me and God bless the wheat is strong.

First,

Fill Big Beautiful Bertha and Copper Tea Kettle

Then

Place sweets on the side bar for early morning friends to enjoy

Next

warm up the jukebox

Turned on one TV

to the final days of the Olympics, the other to pre season NFL football

Yeah, there be heavy discussion on WHICH teams to watch,

be CIVIL you know who I speaking to.

☘️

Back shortly after checking on the "boy toys" till Kimmi comes in.

To start my trio of music

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

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1st up

Wish You Were Here

Pink Floyd

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

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2nd

Stand Back

Stevie Nicks

Anyone else wish to enjoy the morning with a plate of bacon and eggs with this ancient lion?

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

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I'll close my musical loop with

Breaking Down The Door

Santana ft. Buika

when the door breaks, let love of others flood your home and settle in your heart.

Peace Be With You.

☘️

Say his name y'all

Anthony Ammirati.

☘️

Lion Out

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

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Good morning Señor Lion! And thank you for getting our day started!

Cool here as well – 15C = 60F, but nice and fresh, not humid as it has been.

Market day, plus we have our 8-year-old visiting, so I'll not tarry…

Take care out there, y'all!

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Hi Rumpies wave

Have fun with grandcub, Bear!

I’m going to zoo at some point to see new pandas. We got a sloth, too, but it just sleeps in a hammock swing. I’ve never seen it move and asked zoo person if it was even alive. 😳

Enjoy cooler weather if you are getting it like Kentucky.

❤️

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It’s already 85 F and feels like 96 F because the humidity is 80% at not quite 8 am.

So I will grab an icy cold Coke Zero as my caffeine this morning.

Hope the weekend brings y’all some fun. 😘

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Morning, Kat! It’s in 60s here right now, and I’m loving it.

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We will be heading up to Canada next weekend to visit my sister and her husband. I’m looking forward to seeing them and enjoying some cooler weather. We have had heat advisories nearly every day. But then again, it’s August in Florida. Typical weather for this time of year. Had some friends over last night and couldn’t sit outside because the humidity was so high. 😳

Dirty Talk Competition story: His Voice

New Mac & Grace story: Boardrooms & Boudoirs - Part Three -Chapters 9-12

The Last Dance - Part 4 & Part 5

The Last Dance is a love story, but not your ordinary love story. I’d love for people to check it out. Thanks! 🥰

New short story: Under The Doctor's Desk

New micro: Another Man’s Wife

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Good morning y’all. This is early for me on a Saturday. Seems like everyone has some fun plans today. It’s nice how I’ll read the different things y’all put up and sometime later in the day I’ll think about it.

Pretty typical hot day in the ATL today. Stay cool if it’s hot…enjoy it if it’s cooled off. Have an amazing day and love the people you are with today.