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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar How Y'all Are?

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Voyeur @ f/64
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This is not the sort of edging I generally enjoy...

Whistling on my journey
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Morning All

☘️

Lights On

Windows Open

Big Beautiful Bertha

filled

Copper Tea Kettle

bubbling

Morning treats

placed for the morning early risers

Sara sprinkles and sport pages are placed in her special agent hidey spot.

Back with tunes shortly

My latest two micros

Party Dreams

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/party-dreams

Jane's Need

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/janes-need

Whistling on my journey
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First up

Pour Some Sugar On Me

Def Leppard

My latest two micros

Party Dreams

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/party-dreams

Jane's Need

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/janes-need

Whistling on my journey
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2nd

Liife's Been Good

Joe Walsh

My latest two micros

Party Dreams

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/party-dreams

Jane's Need

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/janes-need

Whistling on my journey
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My third to round out the morning tunes

Slow an' Easy

Whitesnake

And, this is my morning mantra today

Slow and Easy

☘️

Lion Out

My latest two micros

Party Dreams

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/party-dreams

Jane's Need

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/janes-need

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Quote by KimmiBeGood

Morning Fuzzy! Morning Bear! wave

And I don’t think TSA will allow a polar bear on a plane. Maybe have a backup plan for getting there, Bear. 😉

We’ll miss your big furry ass. 😀 I guess I’ll have to clean up the messes in Storeroom 4 myself while you’re gone. 😕

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Polar Bears get special dispensation. Since I don't need any knives or guns, I just saunter through the metal detectors, no problem. And if any TSA want to wand me – go right ahead. I can always rip them to shreds with my claws.

So far, not one of them have given me any trouble. Moreover, terrorists turn and flee when I'm in the security area – but little kids are a bit of a pest. They all want to come up and pet me!

We fly in First Class all the way. It's nice to be able to stretch out. And, of course, I always let the flight attendants know that I'm a professional Bear-tender, so the bar is always open for us.

We get along great, flight attendants and me. I'm a Million Mile flyer, so they always greet me with a "Welcome back, Mr. Bear!" In turn, I always treat them with respect. It's a hard job, most of them do it really well, and I appreciate their professionalism.

Now, enough of all that. Let's get some caffeine happening…

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Earl Grey Cream teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned up, rinsed, refilled, patted fondly, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Lion's Maxwell House. Personally I've always wondered about their slogan – "Good to the Last Drop". I used to think it was the slogan for Otis Elevators, but apparently, they didn't want it for some reason.

Plus I've got some strawberries and cream.

Take care out there, 'K? I'll check in before I take off, so it's not quite g'bye yet.

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Quote by kistinspencil

This is not the sort of edging I generally enjoy...

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Oh? What kind of edging DO you like, Kis? Do tell!

😉

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Simple Scribbler
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Quote by kistinspencil

This is not the sort of edging I generally enjoy...

I hate lingering on the edge and just run and jump over it. 😊

I think you are over now though. 😀

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Quote by kistinspencil

This is not the sort of edging I generally enjoy...

Now I remember this story! It was – and is – terrific. And it's now over the hump, which is to say the 10K mark.

For those who haven't had a chance to sample Kistin's longer works, this is a great example:

Something Like That

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Voyeur @ f/64
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Quote by JamesLlewellyn

Now I remember this story! It was – and is – terrific. And it's now over the hump, which is to say the 10K mark.

For those who haven't had a chance to sample Kistin's longer works, this is a great example:

Something Like That

Thank you, Mr. Bear and Kimmi Kat, too. It took seven years, but it's nice to see at least one story get that far -- it was beginning to itch.

Headbanging ape from cold North 🤘
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Yawns

Good morning.

I have cleaned up Bertha and put in some Tobermory Flowerpot Island. Picked it up when I was there last summer and serve it in Inspirations on StoriesSpace from time to time. Teas are Irish Breakfast and Raspberry Royale. Hot water ready for other hot drinkies and, hey, it's a bar so whatcha drinkin'?

Nothing new on here, but my entry in the latest comp on StoriesSpace took third place!

Read it here: Plus One

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It's more like lunchtime than breakfast time, but what the heck. Raspberry Royale sounds like it's a fruit tea, so Irish Breakfast please. Is it different to English Breakfast? Added Guinness, maybe? 🤣

Sassy Red-haired Beach Kat/Dune Goddess
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Good morning all y’all. Been busy traveling and planning the oldest daughter's wedding.

Hope Bear is behaving on his trip!

Just some tea this morning.

I’ve written something a bit different from my usual fare. I hope you will check it out. Thanks! 😘

The Last Dance - Part One

A bit of a different tale for me:

The Last Dance - Part One and The Last Dance - Part Two

My latest micro:

Moonlight Madness

Help this story become famous:

The Office Whore - Part 1

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I had a look, techgoddess, but the first paragraph hit too close to home so I couldn't read on.

Whistling on my journey
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No time for coffee or music

Today sorry folks

Heading to my friends ranch I'm prepared for flooding on the north

Lion Out

My latest two micros

Party Dreams

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/party-dreams

Jane's Need

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/janes-need

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See y'all around!

And take care out there, OK?

(swooshing sound…)

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Simple Scribbler
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Quote by CarltonStJames

New competition is live, everyone!

Oooo Dirty Talk! That’s a great theme! You better enter, C! I think you are superb with dialogue!

Bye, Bear! We’ll miss you! Safe travels!

Prayers for you too, Fuzzy, dealing with the storms!

kiss

Sassy Red-haired Beach Kat/Dune Goddess
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Quote by KimmiBeGood

Oooo Dirty Talk! That’s a great theme! You better enter, C! I think you are superb with dialogue!

Bye, Bear! We’ll miss you! Safe travels!

Prayers for you too, Fuzzy, dealing with the storms!

kiss

No one does dirty talk better than CSJ! 🔥

A bit of a different tale for me:

The Last Dance - Part One and The Last Dance - Part Two

My latest micro:

Moonlight Madness

Help this story become famous:

The Office Whore - Part 1

Simple Scribbler
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Quote by CarltonStJames

As much as I have it in my stories, a competition with that as the theme makes me feel a little anxious about entering. Ha, what the heck is this nervy feeling?

Don’t overthink it, C! Just do you except writing 600-2000 words. smile

Whistling on my journey
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Morning All

I shall get the morning started

Lights On

Windows Open

Beautiful Bertha and

Copper Tea Kettle filled.

☘️

Fresh mornings sweets are placed on the sidebar.

Doughnuts, Cinnamon Rolls, Boston Cremes and Jelly filled too.

Our bakery been making cheese danish with fruit so there a few different types to enjoy also.

Cuppycakes too

Sara's sprinkles and sport pages are placed in her special agent hidey spot.

☘️

Update from yesterday storms

North cheek out flooding a field of oats.

The worst was 12 hours with electricity

No fans for the ponies or barn cats

But hey

Its just another day in the country

☘️

Back with tunes shortly

My latest two micros

Party Dreams

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/party-dreams

Jane's Need

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/janes-need

Whistling on my journey
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1st song

Went way back

The Lone Ranger

Betty Davis (1975)

Off her Nasty Gal album

My latest two micros

Party Dreams

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/party-dreams

Jane's Need

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/janes-need

Whistling on my journey
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One Betty in my Casa is not enough

This is the first cut off her Nasty Gal album (1975)

My latest two micros

Party Dreams

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/party-dreams

Jane's Need

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/janes-need

Whistling on my journey
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After my soft R&B duo

Black Hole Sun

Soundgarden

Well hope these songs

Calm, excite and stop and wonder in the beauty that surround

you

☘️

Lion Out

My latest two micros

Party Dreams

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/party-dreams

Jane's Need

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/janes-need

Whistling on my journey
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First In

☘️

Lights On

☘️

Start of the weekend run up to the 4th of July, here in the rebellious colonies in (then) far away North America, now strong friends.

Big Beautiful Bertha filled As the Copper Tea Kettle

☘️

Sweets placed on side bar with a mix of cuppycakes

🍀

Back with tunes shortly

My latest two micros

Party Dreams

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/party-dreams

Jane's Need

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/janes-need

Whistling on my journey
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First for the weekend Blinded By the Light

Manfred Mann's Earth Band

My latest two micros

Party Dreams

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/party-dreams

Jane's Need

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/janes-need

Whistling on my journey
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Hope y'all have your sunglasses to not be "blinded by the light"

Next to spin

Funk #49

James Gang

Cuppycakes and

Boston cremes

Have arrived

My latest two micros

Party Dreams

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/party-dreams

Jane's Need

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/janes-need