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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar How Y'all Are?
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Morning, fellow Lushers and Lushettes.
Being as how I'm in a "committed relationship" (married sounds soooooo uncool) with an RN, this coffee delievery system has special appeal.
Rumple Foreskin
Being as how I'm in a "committed relationship" (married sounds soooooo uncool) with an RN, this coffee delievery system has special appeal.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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leave it to the Chinese to come up with a BJ in a can
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Rumple Foreskin
Apply in office.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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I've applied already, right Rumple?! 
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Rumple Foreskin
you fired me already Boss...what did I do wrong? I thought I was a good dancer and barmaid.
Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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Rumple Foreskin
you fired me already Boss...what did I do wrong? I thought I was a good dancer and barmaid.
FIRED? Perish the thought. You are, in fact, being given serious consideration for the position of, Senior Stumpet, and placed in charge of training new hires, such as Lady Lydia, once she has successfully undergone an extensive, in-depth, and very private interview in my office.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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I got us a pole or two ,, and some temporary instuction models !!!
Good work!
Those models are very, uh, instructional. (pours glass of cold water on his very own overheated head)
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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I see they're putting the poles to good use, getting warmed up for the day.
Algol
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ok I need to teach Lydia to do the bump and grind and wine and shake her booty
Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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ok I need to teach Lydia to do the bump and grind and wine and shake her booty
Mami, I already know how to bump and grind...lemme show yah!!!!
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Lil sis I am talking on the Bar dancing not in a bed... we need to be better than the coyote ugly girls. I know we can do it cause we got the curves and great asses to do it with...Lil sis...we have to get a routine together that will knock the socks off of the Big Boss Rumple and Algol and so Jack will drool on himself.
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Quote by redhotmommacita
Lil sis I am talking on the Bar dancing not in a bed... we need to be better than the coyote ugly girls. I know we can do it cause we got the curves and great asses to do it with...Lil sis...we have to get a routine together that will knock the socks off of the Big Boss Rumple and Algol and so Jack will drool on himself.
Hey...let me know when you got this worked out...I want to see it too...heck, I can drool on myself with the best of them...
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Greetings, to all good Lushers and bad Lushettes.
It's a crappy day outside the sacred confines of RUMPLATIONS. I have, therefore and forthwith, whipped up a pot of Irish Coffee to help one and all ward off the cursed climatic conditions. Hekp yourself, but clean up your own mess.
Rumple Foreskin
It's a crappy day outside the sacred confines of RUMPLATIONS. I have, therefore and forthwith, whipped up a pot of Irish Coffee to help one and all ward off the cursed climatic conditions. Hekp yourself, but clean up your own mess.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Greetings, to all good Lushers and bad Lushettes.
It's a crappy day outside the sacred confines of RUMPLATIONS. I have, therefore and forthwith, whipped up a pot of Irish Coffee to help one and all ward off the cursed climatic conditions. Hekp yourself, but clean up your own mess.
Rumple Foreskin
Thanks boss so needed it is freezing here my tushy is about to freeze off
Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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Quote by Algol
Good stuff RF!
Mami, come over here lets see if can warm you up!
Oh yes baby I will show you the routine I am going to do for you sit back and enjoy baby then we can warm each other up ok sugar...so just fallow my lead OK sugar baby and enjoy..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GKzbyaEPGY
Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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Boy, oh, boy-ar-dee, hat Al is one great humanitarian.
Rumple Foreskin
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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I do the best I can. 
Up here in the land of ice and snow it’s just not a good thing to be cold RF... It is much healthier to keep warm and with Mami dancing like that we're all going to be warm! You go Baby!
Up here in the land of ice and snow it’s just not a good thing to be cold RF... It is much healthier to keep warm and with Mami dancing like that we're all going to be warm! You go Baby! Algol
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we will need to keep the EMT'S on hand for ol Jack so he doesn't have a heart attack with mine and Lydias show
Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"