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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar How Y'all Are?
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I'll flash whomever gets me the most drinks! Let the competion begin! *laughs*
I'm putting in a call to my distributors warehouse. Do you want wine, beer, liquor or all of the above?
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eta: OUTDOOR ABBY: Waterfall Woes, the second in a three-part series that's supposed to somewhat ribald, that is to say, both sexy and funny, has been posted. IMHO, it's funnier than the first one, but then that may be damning with faint praise, or vice-versa. rf
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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All of the above, but I enjoy flavored and fun beverages, if not ones that will make me enjoy the flashing more than sober Lydia
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Quote by RumpleForeskinQuote by Lady_Lydia
I'll flash whomever gets me the most drinks! Let the competion begin! *laughs*
I'm putting in a call to my distributors warehouse. Do you want wine, beer, liquor or all of the above?
Rumple Foreskin
liquor is quicker
Algol
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Quote by AlgolQuote by RumpleForeskinQuote by Lady_Lydia
I'll flash whomever gets me the most drinks! Let the competion begin! *laughs*
I'm putting in a call to my distributors warehouse. Do you want wine, beer, liquor or all of the above?
Rumple Foreskin
liquor is quicker
This is true!
Bring on the drinks!
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Quote by Lady_LydiaQuote by AlgolQuote by RumpleForeskinQuote by Lady_Lydia
I'll flash whomever gets me the most drinks! Let the competion begin! *laughs*
I'm putting in a call to my distributors warehouse. Do you want wine, beer, liquor or all of the above?
Rumple Foreskin
liquor is quicker
This is true!
Bring on the drinks!
Right away.
But first, a true story comes to mind about a small town Methodist preacher and his teenage son. The young lad, was practicing for his drivier's test by taking his father around in the evenings to call on the sick and afflicted AND potential new members like the new young couple that had just moved to town.
So the distingushed looking minister and his scrawny son knock on the couple's door. It's answered by an attractive lady, obviously in the midst of unpacking, wearing a t-shirt reading, "Candy's dandy, but sex don't cause cavaties."
They turned ouut to be Episcopalians so no harm was done, except to the boy's libido.
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
OMG
Dangerous discipline
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.
They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.
The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.
The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE is GOD?!"
The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!"
"GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!"
So come on and own up who`s got him. Jack looks around the bar for the guilty one. umm, "MAMI" She must of been looking for a Miracle cure.
Dangerous discipline
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.
They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.
The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.
The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE is GOD?!"
The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!"
"GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!"
So come on and own up who`s got him. Jack looks around the bar for the guilty one. umm, "MAMI" She must of been looking for a Miracle cure.
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So a five-dollar bill walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Get outa here! We don't serve your type. This is a singles bar.
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Oh the lame jokes continue 
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Two blondes walk into the bar....You'd think one of them would of seen it?
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Morning fellow lovers of literary licentiousness. Coffee's on.
I've been toiling in the vineyards this morning, turning my, Outdoor Abby, series into a single story. Sad to say, but the first two episodes met with an underwhelming response that can, at best, be described as limited. So after combining and futzing with 'em a bit, I deleted #2, changed the title of #1, then deleted its text and replaced it with the now combined stories. It won't generate any more views or votes, of course, but at least I won't have to look at a straight sex submission with less than a thousand views and only two votes.
Busy - busy - busy
(refills coffee mug)
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I've been toiling in the vineyards this morning, turning my, Outdoor Abby, series into a single story. Sad to say, but the first two episodes met with an underwhelming response that can, at best, be described as limited. So after combining and futzing with 'em a bit, I deleted #2, changed the title of #1, then deleted its text and replaced it with the now combined stories. It won't generate any more views or votes, of course, but at least I won't have to look at a straight sex submission with less than a thousand views and only two votes.
Busy - busy - busy
(refills coffee mug)
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Tiff gave me frosting today....I'm fucking hyper!!
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OK it is Friday give me something good to drink and strong to wash away the week please!!
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One Sazerac
Should I make that a double?
Rumple Foreskin
Should I make that a double?
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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GUMBO'S ON!
and there's DIXIE BEER on the house (and on the floor, bar, walls, etc., etc....).
Rumple Foreskin
and there's DIXIE BEER on the house (and on the floor, bar, walls, etc., etc....).
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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The mind boggles at the possibilities.
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Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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ONE STRONG, bLOODY mAR
Includes Tabasco, black pepper, bitters plus lots and lots of vodka.
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Includes Tabasco, black pepper, bitters plus lots and lots of vodka.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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OK Rumple I would like a good lemon drop Martini Please very well shaken
Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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OH yes keep them coming I want to get pissy tonight.
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One lemon drop Martini, shakin not stirred
I love the frosting around the rim....I could just do with a light refreshing drink.
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Decided to spruce up the joint with a few more tacky neon signs.
Any thoughts?
Rumple Foreskin
Any thoughts?
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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We need some good music in here and I will dance on the bar and shake my big booty for the boss man if he likes
Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"