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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar How Y'all Are?

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Algol
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The Colts...though I'll root for the Saints.


Did I see an all-you-can drink special on Dewar's? I'll take it on the rocks.


Will, If you like blended scotches let me buy you a dram of highland park.
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NOTICE: Seafood gumbo will be served on Friday.

Rumple Foreskin


Excuse me...did I read that correctly??? And, what time shall I make my arrival on Friday???



Don't worry Alan I am the new hired chef and I will save you my buddy Alan a big bowl of gumbo for you...you know i am the best cook on here.hlltWZMwKcOOwzVh


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Is your kitcken from helll or is there just going to be hell in the kitcken, we all know it`ll be Redhot
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DINNERS SERVED
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The Colts...though I'll root for the Saints.


Did I see an all-you-can drink special on Dewar's? I'll take it on the rocks.


Will, If you like blended scotches let me buy you a dram of highland park.


I'm fully on board with that...it's a damn fine label. (Raises glass for toast and pour)
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Its help your self every one, old Rumple is has fell asleep pissed out of this tiny mind.



Just leave the money on the bar and, bring on the dancing gilrs
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Its help your self every one, old Rumple is has fell asleep pissed out of this tiny mind.



Just leave the money on the bar.W67g1HjIiP5QV1by


NO!!!! Jack he left me in charge....so act right and stop sucking on the beer tap..or I am going to have to spank you


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Oh in charge are you Red!!!!!! Threre is only one beer tap i`d want you in charge off, AFTER YOUR FINISHED SWING AROUND THAT POLE
RumpleForeskin
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Morning, y'all. (Whips off beer tap)

Word has it, poor Mami (redhotmommacita) is puny. So when she comes in spreading germs and despair (not that I'm complaining, you understand) there'll be a stiff shot of brandy added to her mug of coffee--for medicinal purposes only, honest.

Rx Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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AWWWWWWWW...I tried my best to hold down the fort while you were out boss I can not help it if I am sick at least I am trying....jack keeps sucking on the tap and smacking my ass


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Morning, y'all.

Word has it, poor Mami (redhotmommacita) is puny. So when she comes in spreading germs and despair (not that I'm complaining, you understand) there'll be a stiff shot of brandy added to her mug of coffee--for medicinal purposes only, honest.

Rx Rumple Foreskin
I am not sure about how sincere you are with the (medicinal purposes ) . ,, come on tell the truth .
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Be brave, oh medically challenged, Mami.

Since Jack was, no doubt, blind drunk, he might not have been smacking your beauteous bottom in some disgusting display of macho male pigishness so much as trying to improve his skills in the area of female anatomy by braille.


Shameless, your lack of faith in my honor is commendable.

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RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Morning, y'all.

Word has it, poor Mami (redhotmommacita) is puny. So when she comes in spreading germs and despair (not that I'm complaining, you understand) there'll be a stiff shot of brandy added to her mug of coffee--for medicinal purposes only, honest.

Rx Rumple Foreskin
I am not sure about how sincere you are with the (medicinal purposes ) . ,, come on tell the truth .



that devious mind Sin Verguenza is that cause you thought of doing it first and rumple beat you too it. but I need a good hot brandy with butter.....mmmmm


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Yeah, you tell him, Ms Mam, he says while adding a second shot of brandy before handing Mami her coffee.

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RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Oh you have finnished your brandy mami, well lets get your coat. and i`ll take you home and tuck you up in bed and, see to your every need.





Bye all
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oh so many offers who to trust ...cough cough ...no one ..lol..


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Oh you have finnished your brandy mami, well lets get your coat. and i`ll take you home and tuck you up in bed and, see to your every need.

You're gonna do what--and in her own bed!

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RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Boss Rumple can you take me home when you close the bar or just let me crash awhile in your office?....


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You younger guys need to do the medicinal related duties. ,, I'll be there for the (REAL COMFORT) ..
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Boss Rumple can you take me home when you close the bar or just let me crash awhile in your office?....

Glad to help. I'm always in favor of improving ermployer/employee relations, so to speak.

"Old Swayback" the official office couch, awaits your use until I can get a jump start for the Hummer.

Shameless, your idea of medical care begins and ends with, "Playing Doctor."

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RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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I come bearing Herbs for medicine,
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ummmmmm......hummer?????? oh boss


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I'm not feeling too well either Shameless, could I get some of that too?
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I like that one.
Heres one from me;

Two men walk in to a bar,
the third one ducks.

I know its a bit corny, but it's still makes me grin!


How about:

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Hey, where's the bar tender?"

or

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says "Hey, what's with long face?"
RumpleForeskin
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Lemmings?

Ducks?

Horses?

Is this a hanky tonk & cyber bar or a damn zoo?

I'll never understand the younger generation. 'Course I don't understand my own generation, either.

In fact, here are five other things I don't understand:

1. The infield fly rule in baseball.

2. Offensive pass interference in football.

3. The 1040 tax form.

4. Why women ever have a second kid.

5. Why me?

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RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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5. Why me?

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(laughs) that's the unsolvable puzzle...

you don't understand Offensive Pass Interference? I get your whole 'let them play' vibe...but in practice that would be mayhem, especially since by definition they would be forced to relax the defensive PA penalty too.
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5. Why me?

Rumple Foreskin


(laughs) that's the unsolvable puzzle...

you don't understand Offensive Pass Interference? I get your whole 'let them play' vibe...but in practice that would be mayhem, especially since by definition they would be forced to relax the defensive PA penalty too.

Evening, Willie. (slides over a heaping helpin' of single malt)

I'm not opposed to the offensive pass interference penalty, just the thinking behind its being called during a game. Even with the hlep of super slow motion, it usually seems like the zebras consulted a Ouija board beofre throuwing a flag.

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RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

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5. Why me?

Rumple Foreskin


(laughs) that's the unsolvable puzzle...

you don't understand Offensive Pass Interference? I get your whole 'let them play' vibe...but in practice that would be mayhem, especially since by definition they would be forced to relax the defensive PA penalty too.

Evening, Willie. (slides over a heaping helpin' of single malt)

I'm not opposed to the offensive pass interference penalty, just the thinking behind its being called during a game. Even with the hlep of super slow motion, it usually seems like the zebras consulted a Ouija board beofre throuwing a flag.

Rumple Foreskin



This is true...they break the cardinal rule of refereeing (regardless of the sport), don't call the foul unless you ABSOLUTELY SEE IT CLEARLY. They guess an awful lot these days.