I'll flash whomever gets me the most drinks! Let the competion begin! *laughs*
All of the above, but I enjoy flavored and fun beverages, if not ones that will make me enjoy the flashing more than sober Lydia
OMG
Dangerous discipline
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.
They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.
The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.
The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE is GOD?!"
The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!"
"GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!"
So come on and own up who`s got him. Jack looks around the bar for the guilty one. umm, "MAMI" She must of been looking for a Miracle cure.
Tiff gave me frosting today....I'm fucking hyper!!
OK it is Friday give me something good to drink and strong to wash away the week please!!
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Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom" god knows I can't find a good bloody mary in the damn town....how about at Rumplations? I need a good strong one...the hair of a really mean dog for me.
OK Rumple I would like a good lemon drop Martini Please very well shaken
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Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom" OH yes keep them coming I want to get pissy tonight.
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Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom" Forget the Dixie Beer, I'll take a Hurricane and some beignets.
We need some good music in here and I will dance on the bar and shake my big booty for the boss man if he likes
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Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"