here it is ,, do you want it back??
Hmm... maybe not. It's always getting me into truble.Kv8UzaSiEyvRmHFP
I like that one.
Heres one from me;
Two men walk in to a bar,
the third one ducks.
I know its a bit corny, but it's still makes me grin!
You would be surprised at how many people won't get that.
No, I wouldn't be suprised. It took my Mom about 5 minutes to catch on to that one. But she was really depressed at the time.
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table.
The waitress walks over and asks them what they'll have.
The first one says, "I'll have a blood".
The second one says, "I'll have a blood".
The third says, "I'll have a blood-lite".
I am happy for her ,, depression is a serious thing.
Tell me about it. I've fought woth it since I was around 14 or 15. I will not take pills for it though. I'd rather be depressed than have all the problems depretion meds can cause.
Your younger than me ,, throw the old dog a bone,, why don't you!!!
Somebody give me a drink. Something with hard liquor, and please... chocolate!!
you have to have GOOD fresh made strawberry Margaritas no syrup crap we ladies want the real thing...and lots of long island ice teas
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Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom" Thought of a joke my sister told me years and years ago.
Duck walks into a bar and orders grapes.
"This is a bar, dumbass duck!" the bartender says. "Now order a drink or get outta here!"
"Okay," the duck says, and waddles out of the bar.
This repeats for about a week. On the seventh night, the duck walks into the bar.
The bartender sees him coming and grunts, red-faced, through clenched teeth, "Listen, you stupid duck: We....Do....NOT...SERVE....GRAPES....HERE! Got it? Now if you come in and ask one more time for grapes, I'm going to nail your webbed feet to the floor!"
"Okay," the duck says and walks out. The bartender is relieved.
The next day, the duck walks in, sits at the bar, and asks the bartender: "Do you have any nails?"
The bartender is confused, but pleased that the duck isn't asking his normal question, "No...."
"Do you have a hammer?"
"...No....."
The duck seems pleased, "Good, do you have any grapes?"