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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar How Y'all Are?

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Shall I go this way playing

Alternative music?

Cracker Island (feat. Thundercat)

Gorillaz

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EDGING

blink-182

I'll put the sign out

Honour System

all drinks on Bear's tab

Be back around to open up (officially)

In a hour or 3

Lion Out

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I'm BACK

Lights On

Big Beautiful Bertha

filled

Sparkling Copper Kettle

Bubbling

Morning sweets on

Side Bar

Been quiet weather wise, much thanks for the quiet here, and our animals are happy too.

Music shortly

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Party Dreams

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First Morning Tune

Therefore I Am

Billie Eilish

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Next

Dream A Little Dream Of Me

Mama Cass

Cuppycakes to get Kat to pop in

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Party Dreams

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Next

Killer Queen

A tribute to Queen

at Ahoy Arena

Enjoy the day

Be happy, smile at a total stranger

Try it !!

Lion Out

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I'm BACK!!!

Where is Bear??

Lights On

Big Beautiful Bertha

filled

Sparkling Copper Kettle

Bubbling

Morning sweets on

Side Bar

Been quiet weather wise, much thanks for the quiet here, and our animals are happy too.

Music shortly

My latest two micros

Party Dreams

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/party-dreams

Jane's Need

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/janes-need

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Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic.

The Police

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Next

Sex, Drugs, Etc.

Beach Weather

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Third

Californication

Red Hot Chili Peppers

And there my 3 morning tunes

☘️

Lion Out

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Headbanging ape from cold North 🤘
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Quote by fuzzy1954
Where is Bear??

He and his Lady went to England. She has relatives there IIRC. And Kat is on a cruise, I think.

So it might be just you and me holding down the fort.

An Earl Grey and a Boston Cream.

Nothing new on here, but my entry in the latest comp on StoriesSpace took third place!

Read it here: Plus One

Simple Scribbler
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(Pops head around corner, straightening my clothes)

Kimmi’s here, too, guys! I was just umm… feeding boys in Storeroom 4. biggrin

Last week in hell before go-live this weekend on big project I’ve been working on all year. Then a break in stress! worship Load me up with caffeine, please!

Headbanging ape from cold North 🤘
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Quote by KimmiBeGood
Last week in hell before go-live this weekend on big project I’ve been working on all year. Then a break in stress!

Good luck with that go-live. Been there, done that many times. We had a major project go live in April with mostly positive results.

Nothing new on here, but my entry in the latest comp on StoriesSpace took third place!

Read it here: Plus One

Sassy Red-haired Beach Kat/Dune Goddess
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Stopping in for a hello and a cuppycake. Hope the week is going well for all y'all. I came home Sunday, but yesterday was a busy day catching up on laundry, Lush messages, and wedding plans for the oldest. It's coming together, slowly but surely.

Getting the place ready for the return on my brother. He will be with us for a bit over a month this time 'round. My sister will bring him down on Friday and she will go home next Tuesday. When it's time to return him to her, hubby will take him up.

My sinus CT scan was last night and now I just need to wait for the results so I can see the ENT again. It's looking like sinus surgery in my future. We shall see!

My current Dirty Talk Competition story:

His Voice

My latest micro:

Your Slutty Mouth

Help this story become famous:

The Office Whore - Part 1

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Lights On

Big Beautiful Bertha

filled

Sparkling Copper Kettle

Bubbling

Morning sweets on

Side Bar

Been quiet weather wise, much thanks for the quiet here, and our animals are happy too.

My heart and prayers to everyone that went thru and are still handling the hurricane Beryl and the aftermath.

Music shortly

My latest two micros

Party Dreams

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Jane's Need

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Hump Day

1st up

Digital Underground

The Humpty Dance

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Hope Bear and Lady Jay have figured out to drive on the LEFT side in the land of lords and kings.

☘️

Next tune

Young Lust

Pink Floyd

And a nice selection of cuppycakes too

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My third

Ride

twenty one pilots

Yeah that's for Bear

☘️

y'all be nice

Lion Out

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Happy hump day! Finally getting a grip on life after vacation. Hubby had to travel for work (part-time post-retirement job) and I slept like crap. I don't know how I used to do it when he was gone 2/3 of the time. I guess I was used to being alone. I see a nap in my future!

Hope all y’all are doing well. I’ll be sipping my tea, putting the finishing touches on my very unlikely-to-win comp story. I will eventually just have to submit it and be done with it. Who knew that someone who writes a plethora of dialogue in her stories would struggle to hit that 50% dialogue mark?

My current Dirty Talk Competition story:

His Voice

My latest micro:

Your Slutty Mouth

Help this story become famous:

The Office Whore - Part 1

Simple Scribbler
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Quote by techgoddess

Hope all y’all are doing well. I’ll be sipping my tea, putting the finishing touches on my very unlikely-to-win comp story. I will eventually just have to submit it and be done with it. Who knew that someone who writes a plethora of dialogue in her stories would struggle to hit that 50% dialogue mark?

Hey now, your comp stories always hit the mark! I’m sure it’s up to your usual hot standards. You are probably still feeling the come-down from a great trip and not seeing it clearly. Can’t wait to read it! ❤️ This is a packed comp, as expected.

I honestly can’t write real dirty talk. It’s not in most of my stories, but I wanted to be a part of this one with y’all.

Let us know when it’s published, Kat! smile

Rookie Scribe
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Hey, just saying hello. Long time lurker/reader but just now finally summoned up the courage to post a story so thought I'd grab a drink in here while it winds its way through the queue. How long is it taking at the minute? I guess it's slower with people on holidays?

I've have a beer please.

Simple Scribbler
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Welcome, CapaillMark! I’ll look for your story. smile And it may take a few days if you aren’t a gold or platinum member. Those members receive priority publishing.

Active Ink Slinger
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Happy Hump Day, Rumps. I am needing sugar this morning, so I will have a cup of tea, and every cupcake still on the counter. Yum!

Guess I will be riding the bike twice as far tomorrow.

Reese

Sassy Red-haired Beach Kat/Dune Goddess
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Quote by CapaillMark

Hey, just saying hello. Long time lurker/reader but just now finally summoned up the courage to post a story so thought I'd grab a drink in here while it winds its way through the queue. How long is it taking at the minute? I guess it's slower with people on holidays?

I've have a beer please.

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Welcome, CapaillMark! I’ll look for your story. smile And it may take a few days if you aren’t a gold or platinum member. Those members receive priority publishing.

Welcome, CapaillMark!

I'm techgoddess, better known as Kat. I'm a long-time member and a story moderator.

Kimmi is correct. Gold and Platinum members' stories go to the front of the line. We do our best to get through stories quickly. But when there is a story competition going on, the queue gets a bit more congested than usual.

Get comfy and enjoy the fine hospitality of Rump's! 😉

My current Dirty Talk Competition story:

His Voice

My latest micro:

Your Slutty Mouth

Help this story become famous:

The Office Whore - Part 1

Carey’d away.
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Quote by CapaillMark

Hey, just saying hello. Long time lurker/reader but just now finally summoned up the courage to post a story so thought I'd grab a drink in here while it winds its way through the queue. How long is it taking at the minute? I guess it's slower with people on holidays?

I've have a beer please.

Welcome. I'm Lysari.

I'd tell you to pull,up a chair (or a stool if you've got good balance) but you seem to have done so already.

My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.

Headbanging ape from cold North 🤘
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Humpf. No Lion yet. I shall wash up Bertha and fill her with some Deathwish Dark Roast. The teapots have Darjeeling and Original Earl Grey (orange as well as bergamot). And, of course, we are in a bar so there's lots of other drunk options.

Musically, let's kick off the day by dancing with a stranger.

Nothing new on here, but my entry in the latest comp on StoriesSpace took third place!

Read it here: Plus One

Headbanging ape from cold North 🤘
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LOL, "drunk options" - typo or Freudian slip?

Nothing new on here, but my entry in the latest comp on StoriesSpace took third place!

Read it here: Plus One

Sassy Red-haired Beach Kat/Dune Goddess
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LOL, "drunk options" - typo or Freudian slip?

I’ll have a drunk option when I get back from the gym! 😘

Morning all y’all! 💋

My current Dirty Talk Competition story:

His Voice

My latest micro:

Your Slutty Mouth

Help this story become famous:

The Office Whore - Part 1

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LOL, "drunk options" - typo or Freudian slip?

The only slipping is on banana peels left by a happy go lucky Ape

😀

My latest two micros

Party Dreams

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Jane's Need

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Morning Gang

Sorry for my late showing. A real good friend invited this ancient lion to a pre birthday breakfast

☘️

Will tune up the jukebox for tunes

☘️

CapaillMark welcome to Rumps, I'm Fuzzy or Carl in this seedy bar.

Enjoy your 1st beer and the rest today aa you wait approval of your 1st story, all your drinks on my tab! (off course my tab is under Ping's tab)

First Tune

Brass In Pocket

Pretenders

My latest two micros

Party Dreams

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Jane's Need

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