RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar How Y'all Are?

(big yawn)

(smack, smack, smack, smack)

Ugh. Saturday night leftunders. What happened to Lady Dyad?

Oh wait…she's under the table with … Jeez, is that Dead Guy? Holy Mackeral – or rather, Unholy Mackeral!

(puts acorn whistle to lips and blows – hard!)

(Dyad stirs, blinks, then jumps up and vanishes, a grimace on her face)

Oh fuck. I guess this means I have to clean up.

Leave it Bear, always leave it to Bear… Where's Wally when you need him?

(starts moving things around, piles drunks up just outside the door, broom-sweeps the floor, sweeps it under the rug)

There. I'll worry about clean mugs later, now that I've got rid of the drunken mugs.

Caffeine. Must … have … caffeine …

AND … there.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready – if a bit askew. There are pots of Red Rose and Red Rose available on the sideboard, plus all the other stuff in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with … whatever.

Big Bertha has sorta been cleaned out, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using whatever comes to hand.

I found some leftover donuts. They'll do…

(slumps on top of the bar, and starts snoring)

Morning Bear

Been a busy weekend for this ancient lion but I knew you have you to get everything started

My first song

Hold the Line

Toto

My second this might calm Bear

My Sharona

The Knack

(wakes briefly to say…)

Hey folks! Lysari has a new story posted, and it's a good one.

Give it a read and some love, 'K?

Seven Minutes Or More In Heaven With You

(falls back to sleep)

My third

Cum On Feel the Noize

Quiet Riot

Have a great Sunday

You 'lucky bastards'

I'll be out back in the hot tub, redefining and improving on my breast stroke.

Good morning!

Manages to get around the mass of white fur and get some Red Rose

First normal morning since getting back. Well, close to normal. With work looming tomorrow, hopefully this remains.

Good Morning, All! I am finishing up a trip to the Big Apple. I was here for a work commitment, during the work week and have been spending time with a girlfriend ever since. I took her to see the play The Lion King on Friday night. It was her first time, my 12th, or so. We spent time at the Met, yesterday, and wandering out Central Park. Last night we took in a Yankees game. Neither of us are Yankee fans, but it is Yankee Stadium, even if it's the new and improved version. We will be off to lunch, then a car over to Teterboro Airport for the flight home. I always prefer flying west to flying east as it leaves time to get things done on arrival.

Hope everyone is enjoying a nice weekend, although a hot one for a lot of us. BTW, "furry bear", I am not a coffee drinker which is where the "awful" comment came from. All coffee is awful for me, but you can certainly pitch me one of the doughnuts for good luck.

Reese (yes, it's my real name)

Morning, Reese! I’m so envious of you in the Big Apple! I want to go back!

Have a great Sunday, Rumpies!

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Have a great Sunday

You 'lucky bastards'

I'll be out back in the hot tub, redefining and improving on my breast stroke.

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Art-fully done, Lion! And when you're done stroking breasts (or whatever devilment you get up to back there), perhaps you could see whether we're running low on Folgers? I don't order the stuff, only the froo-froo stuff you don't like, so I'll rely on you for that.

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Art-fully done, Lion! And when you're done stroking breasts (or whatever devilment you get up to back there), perhaps you could see whether we're running low on Folgers? I don't order the stuff, only the froo-froo stuff you don't like, so I'll rely on you for that.

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Thanks for the "heads up" Bear

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Been drinking this "low brow" coffee this month, gone from Red to Blue. oh by the way

Shari (drop dead copy of Demi Sutra), Olivia's niece is looking for a late night bartender gig and has DJ skills to, she asked if I could give her a inside leg err lane with you.

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(wakes briefly to say…)

Hey folks! Lysari has a new story posted, and it's a good one.

Give it a read and some love, 'K?

Seven Minutes Or More In Heaven With You

(falls back to sleep)

Thanks for that. All I'm gonna say is, it helps to have as wonderful a muse as I do.

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All coffee is awful for me

You and me both. Tea is my caffeine source of choice.☕😊

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Thanks for the "heads up" Bear

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Been drinking this "low brow" coffee this month, gone from Red to Blue. oh by the way

Shari (drop dead copy of Demi Sutra), Olivia's niece is looking for a late night bartender gig and has DJ skills to, she asked if I could give her a inside leg err lane with you.

☘️😍☘️

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Well, I don't know, Lion. I mean if you recommend her, then I'll give her a try. I mean, "interview".

She's got to be able to stand up to this crowd – but looking at those tits, I feel sure she can handle anything that comes up, straight, gay, or otherwise.

How does she like the idea of working under a Bear?

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Well, I don't know, Lion. I mean if you recommend her, then I'll give her a try. I mean, "interview".

She's got to be able to stand up to this crowd – but looking at those tits, I feel sure she can handle anything that comes up, straight, gay, or otherwise.

How does she like the idea of working under a Bear?

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I think you better let me conduct the “interview”, Bear!

Hi Rumpies!

If interested…

https://www.storiesspace.com/forum/stories-space-writing-prompts-challenges/summer-24-hint-fiction-writing-challenge-for-lots-of-coins

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I think you better let me conduct the “interview”, Bear!

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Not on your tin-type, Nellie!

But you can have sloppy seconds if you want.

Or even be the ham in the sandwich.

But you have to say "pretty please"…

Ding Dong

It's MOAN.Day again

fun how this works

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Lights On

Windows Open

Big Beautiful Bertha

filled

Copper Tea Kettle

bubbling

Morning treats

placed for the morning early risers

Sara sprinkles and sport pages are placed in her special agent hidey spot.

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I posted pics last week of our juke yard west of Topeka, this was what I thought

might "jazz up" the bar.

It's out back in a crate

Only need help electrical and someone willing to help to install

Any helpers?

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Back with morning tunes shortly

First Tune

Serotonin

girl in red

Also a few cuppycakes added to the morning mix

Next

Get On Up

Delyn Grey

You could say this one is for Bear

Ok

Next

I Love Rock N Roll

Joan Jett & The Blackhearts

To end "my" choices of music

Piece Of My Heart

Janis Joplin, played live in Germany 1968

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Time to mosey off

Temps to hit 99f

Water and do chores early with the animals

then find a cool place to count clouds

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Lion Out

OK, OK! I'm UP! You don't have to holler!

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Ding Dong

It's MOAN.Day again

fun how this works

☘️

I posted pics last week of our juke yard west of Topeka, this was what I thought

might "jazz up" the bar.

It's out back in a crate

Only need help electrical and someone willing to help to install

Any helpers?

☘️

Back with morning tunes shortly

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Sure, I'm an expert at electrical stuff. There's AC and DC and BC and CC and…some other stuff.

How about I hold up the sign while you do the electrical stuff?

Thank you for the setup, Lion!

Folks, just so you know, on Wednesday – Hump-Day – Lady Jay and I will be boarding a Big Silver Bird and flying off to Jolly Old England – which isn't quite as Jolly these days.

Well, how could it be? They lost Lady Jay!

We'll be gone for about four weeks, which means someone else (looking at Lion and Ape) will need to look after Big Bertha and the bar. I'll drop in from time to time, but I won't be able to be regular about it.

Meanwhile, take care out there, and I'll leave you with a tune – not quite right, but right in spirit…

The Happenings … See You In September …

Morning Fuzzy! Morning Bear!

And I don’t think TSA will allow a polar bear on a plane. Maybe have a backup plan for getting there, Bear. 😉

We’ll miss your big furry ass. 😀 I guess I’ll have to clean up the messes in Storeroom 4 myself while you’re gone. 😕

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Morning Fuzzy! Morning Bear!

And I don’t think TSA will allow a polar bear on a plane. Maybe have a backup plan for getting there, Bear. 😉

We’ll miss your big furry ass. 😀 I guess I’ll have to clean up the messes in Storeroom 4 myself while you’re gone. 😕

I’ll help clean them up! 😘

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Folks, just so you know, on Wednesday – Hump-Day – Lady Jay and I will be boarding a Big Silver Bird and flying off to Jolly Old England – which isn't quite as Jolly these days.

Have a nice trip. We are already discussing trips into next Spring. No England, though. That was one of our last big trips before the pandemic.

And good morning rest of you. Just swinging by.

Line Steppers - Episode 7 - Do You Trust Me? came out today for all that are interested.

James, you better have a safe trip or else. Well wait... or else would be the result of an unsafe trip now that I think about it. Alright, scratch that - have a safe and unscathed trip goddammit!

This is not the sort of edging I generally enjoy...

Morning All

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Lights On

Windows Open

Big Beautiful Bertha

filled

Copper Tea Kettle

bubbling

Morning treats

placed for the morning early risers

Sara sprinkles and sport pages are placed in her special agent hidey spot.

Back with tunes shortly

First up

Pour Some Sugar On Me

Def Leppard

2nd

Liife's Been Good

Joe Walsh