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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar How Y'all Are?

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Sassy Red-haired Beach Kat/Dune Goddess
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TGIF all y’all. We start our trek south today. We will hop the 9 am ferry to St. Ignace and hopefully make it to Gatlinburg by midnight or sooner factoring in stops. We will enjoy a day there and then finish the drive home on Sunday. Its been lovely to visit with family but I'm looking forward to being home. 🥰

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After leaving a

Limp Bizkit for

Bear to grawl on

Next up

Wish You Were Here

Pink Floyd

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Bear, if you were here would you Share your limp bizkit?

I say you would!!

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U2

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Do you sleep, Lion?

Anyway, thanks for the setup. And Bertha tells me you have nicer paws than I do. Hunh!

OK, folks, so it's Get-Fried-Day. Anyone got any plans for the weekend?

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surprised Strawberries! Did someone mention Strawberries?

(Lays down on bar) Help yourself, Rumpies! They’re best served with cream! biggrin

.

I can see that Kimmi's planning on getting creamed – again. Save me a lick, OK?

Lady Jay and I are preparing to go on a trek. We're flying over to England, spending some time in London (because we LIKE London), then crossing the Channel by ferry (not fairy) to Normandy, where we will re-enact the D-Day Landing – without the bullets, fortunately. We'll spend a week in Normandy with one of Jay's cousins, then back to spend a couple of weeks with friends, notably ones that are celebrating a special anniversary.

Then fly home.

That's happening later this month. I'll give you all the dates later, but someone's gonna have to tend the bar.

I'll drop in from time to time when I can, but I don't think I'm going to be able to take care of Bertha and Tea Kettle as they deserve.

Meanwhile, it's summer here in the Great White North, so let's get some Lovin' Spoonful on …

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Before I leave,

I would like to introduce our summer intern, Heidi Goodhead. She will be serving adult beverages on the back porch, aka our hot tub area. Tip her well folks! She's working on her Masters at Michigan State.

I think I hear James arrival.

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Safe Return Kat!!

☘️

Lion Out

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surprised Strawberries! Did someone mention Strawberries?

(Lays down on bar) Help yourself, Rumpies! They’re best served with cream! biggrin

Are there any left overs available after the usual crowd has been there? I just need one little luck, okay maybe a few more. 😂😂😂

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Are there any left overs available after the usual crowd has been there? I just need one little luck, okay maybe a few more. 😂😂😂

Always done left for you, D! 😊

Safe travels, Bear and Kat! I love Gatlinburg, Kat! Great outlets and beautiful mountains!

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Before I leave,

I would like to introduce our summer intern, Heidi Goodhead. She will be serving adult beverages on the back porch, aka our hot tub area. Tip her well folks! She's working on her Masters at Michigan State.

I think I hear James arrival.

☘️

Safe Return Kat!!

☘️

Lion Out

Hey! Who gave Heidi that uniform? I mean, she's OUT of uniform because she has a uniform on – if you see what I mean.

Oh, well. Once she gets splashed by the rubbies in the hot tub, she'll skin out of it quickly enough.

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One of the less-obvious dangers of smart computers!

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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One of the less-obvious dangers of smart computers!

Don’t get me started, Bear! We are going to lose lots of abilities generations before had with all this smart tech. I will never buy a car that drives or parks for me. I predict future generations will barely write. My sister’s grandkids do most of their work on computers in elementary school. Cursive isn’t taught in a lot of schools anymore. I’m just not sure we’re involving in a healthy way.

Another work weekend, so I’ll be frequenting the caffeine.

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Don’t get me started, Bear! We are going to lose lots of abilities generations before had with all this smart tech. I will never buy a car that drives or parks for me. I predict future generations will barely write. My sister’s grandkids do most of their work on computers in elementary school. Cursive isn’t taught in a lot of schools anymore. I’m just not sure we’re involving in a healthy way.

Another work weekend, so I’ll be frequenting the caffeine.

I have fears of AI completely replacing humans as far as creative fields go. Imagine an existence without Guy Ritchies or Quentin Tarantinos. Just AI writing scripts... ugh.

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First In

Lights On

Big Beautiful Bertha filled As the Copper Tea Kettle

Sweets placed on side bar with a mix of cuppycakes

Early visitors can enjoy blueberry pancakes too.

Back with my daily PSA's and Tunes shortly

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First Tune

Slow Ride

Foghat

News from Kansas City (my PSA)

Boulevardia is Back! Kansas City’s Biggest Urban Festival Returns This Weekend

Kansas City, it’s time to party! Boulevardia is back this weekend at Crown Center and you don’t want to miss it. As one of Kansas City’s biggest and best festivals, there is something for everyone to see and do. Here’s what’s in store:

🎤 Live Music: 70+ bands will take the stage including headliners Milky Chance, Hanson, and Thundercat.

🍻 Taps & Tastes: Get a taste of local restaurants and breweries inside Crown Center’s Exhibition Hall at this mouthwatering event.

📍Maker’s Market: Local vendors showcase a huge selection of handmade goods.

🛻 Festival Food: Plenty of food options outside of Taps & Tastes to satisfy every craving.

➕ So much more: See it all from the top of the iconic Ferris wheel!

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To kick of Boulevardia

Them Changes

Thundercats

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After the jazz infused Thundercat

Feelin For You

Milky Chance

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Some Saturday get out and enjoy your day

Good Things Come

Tiki Brawlers

I'll be out back checking on the water temperature of the hot tub with my personal chauffer

Lion 'party on' Out

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I love the pretty fleur, Lion!

And thanks for the tunes and the setup.

Boulevardia sounds amazing, but … I think I'll have to give it a miss this year.

Market Day here, and getting ready to go. Sunny but cool today – high of 22C, which is 72F for those of you in Mynamar and the United States.

Book is progressing nicely. Just got over one major hurdle.

da Bear is gone – for the moment.

Take care out there, y'all!

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Off to Anakeesta today. After 3 weeks of family time, it's nice to have a day just the two if us before we finish the trek home tomorrow. And, while I know I will be bitching about the heat in a few days, it's nice to be warm again. This morning it was warmer here in Gatlinburg that the highs most of this past week on the island.

Have a great Saturday all y’all. 😘

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Off to Anakeesta today. After 3 weeks of family time, it's nice to have a day just the two if us before we finish the trek home tomorrow. And, while I know I will be bitching about the heat in a few days, it's nice to be warm again. This morning it was warmer here in Gatlinburg that the highs most of this past week on the island.

Have a great Saturday all y’all. 😘

Kat, here a country tune to enjoy today

Red Dirt Girl

Safe Travels

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It's Father Day, even in Rumps

First In

Lights On

Big Beautiful Bertha filled As the Copper Tea Kettle

Sweets placed on side bar with a mix of cuppycakes

Back With Tunes in a few, got to check on room #4

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Also in History

1884

First roller coaster in America opens

On June 16, 1884, the first roller coaster in America opens at Coney Island, in Brooklyn, New York. Known as a switchback railway, it was the brainchild of LaMarcus Thompson, traveled approximately six miles per hour and cost a nickel to ride. The new entertainment was an instant success and by the turn of the century there were hundreds of roller coasters around the country.

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Time I give a musical nod to two legends today being Fathers Day

Chuck Berry and Bill Haley are both considered by many to be the father of rock and roll.

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1st

Johnny B. Good

Chuck Berry

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Of course

Razzle Dazzle

Bill Haley & The Comets

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After the 2 father's of rock & roll

Eagles

Already Gone

I can't say I'm gone ...

But I'll promise to circle back around

Lion Out

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Thanks Kat, and Lion, for the good wishes. I'm doubly a father – a father and a grandfather. Both are rewarding, but in very different ways.

And thanks, Lion for the setup, once again. Would you be interested in at least a part-time job behind the bar?

Lotta stuff to do, both around the house, but also getting ready to fly off to England and France while working on getting Bear and Girl published. I think we have a cover, now, thank the Lord!

Lots and lots of strawberries in the market now, and not those horrible California clones that look beautiful and taste like cardboard!

So, I'll leave some strawberry treats, grab a Bear-sized mug of tea, and retreat to Kimmi's Korner to kommune!

Take care out there, 'K?

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So excited about Bear and Girl, Bear! Congratulations on a super achievement! worship :worship:

Wishing a very Happy Father’s Day to all you Dads!

Love y’all, Rumpies!

kiss

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Good Morning to all! Happy Father’s Day to all you guys and a Toast to you fine Ladies who made it possible. Enjoy your day people. My wife and I are headed to visit our oldest daughter for her birthday. She has been the best Father’s Day present that I ever got.

Safe travels Kat as you head home.