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So, the leader of the Scotland Nationalist Party Alex Salmon(d) is being replaced Nicola Sturgeon. Does anyone else think this is a bit fishy?

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I'm not being koi, but this thread is a complete load of pollacks!!
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Oh cod! This is a complete red herring. Lush is no plaice for stuff like this. I've been trout and about all day and finally perched myself down with a nice cup of char, to read this.

I'm not being koi, but this thread is a complete load of pollacks!!








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Quote by KatieElizabeth
Oh cod! This is a complete red herring. Lush is no plaice for stuff like this. I've been trout and about all day and finally perched myself down with a nice cup of char, to read this.

I'm not being koi, but this thread is a complete load of pollacks!!




As much as I would like to make fishy puns, I need to get my skates on

D x

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Please! No more tales of roe for the poor Scottish people, to whom I say: 'caviar emptor'
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Cod this be one of the worst posts ever? Salmon followed by a sturgeon? Sea-whizz


Is it a bit bleak?

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*rolls eyes*
Haggis. Not Scottish, but sounds/reads like most politics. Something most would not want to digest.