Prisoner demands vibrator

1 Jul 2007

http://www.people.co.uk/news/tm_headline=girllag-demands-sex-toy-in-prison--&method=full&objectid=19347242&siteid=93463-name_page.html

GIRL LAG DEMANDS SEX TOY IN PRISON
Exclusive by Daniel Thomas
A FRUSTRATED girl prisoner is demanding that jail chiefs buy her a SEX TOY.

The lusty lag is even threatening to sue them in the European Court of Human Rights if she doesn't get a Rampant Rabbit vibrator.

She claimed she is a sex addict and said: "Some prisons allow electric shavers so why not vibrators?"

The woman wrote to Brian Ritchie, governor at Send prison, Woking, Surrey, to complain that banning sex toys discriminates against hetero-sexual prisoners.

She said: "Homosexual acts of every kind are carried out blatantly yet are disregarded by officers. It is openly condoned. If the Prison Service has a duty of care, how come any request for sex-related essentials such as a harmless dildo for stimulation has been termed ridiculous?"

The bizarre demand comes after 200 junkies prevented from taking heroin in jail got £749,000 Home Office compensation.

The unnamed inmate said: "Drug addicts get help, smokers get cigarettes but what do we legitimate sex addicts get? Zilch." She also protested that conjugal visits are not allowed as they are in other EU countries.

A prison source said: "She has really put a cat among the pigeons with her request.

"She is arguing that it is her right to have a satisfying sex life and that she is being denied it. She will take her case to the European Court of Human Rights if she doesn't get what she wants."

A Prison Service spokesman said: "Prisons have a range of support systems in place for treating addiction.

"It is not for individual prisoners to determine their own course of treatment.

"Items permitted to prisoners are left to the governor's discretion. A decision will be based on whether an item is inappropriate or likely to be a problem for good order and discipline."

2 Jul 2007

Human Rights again. Sickens me. Fingers and imagination will do the trick every time !! And as she says, her fellow prisoners will help hero out.

Glasgow had a terrorist attack yesterday when a blazing Jeep 4x4 was smashed into the Terminal Building of John Lennon Airport.

Happily one of them didn't escape quickly enough and caught fire. No doubt he will be suing the Security Services for failing to get him away from the Jeep before he was himself engulfed. Poor, poor man.

Police used a fire extibnguisher on him and he is seriously ill with burns in hospital. I would have left him to burn if it had been me.

9 Jul 2007

The problem comes in the fact that for whatever reason, somewhere along the line it was decided that prisoners should have rights. A long time ago, those rights were two meals a day, hard labor, and a place to sleep and toilet. Now it seems that they have to have the creature comforts of home, things like Cable TV, Radios, CD players, and things that many people on the outside don't have because they can't afford it. Somewhere things went wrong...so very wrong.

Of course, several whole new classes of criminals have been created in the mean time as well...tax evaders, drugs, and now...'terroristic threatening' have made whole new classes of criminals. Makes one wonder where the world is head to? Hmmm?

9 Jul 2007

One thought...what's a 'girl LAG'?

9 Jul 2007

Quote by Curious2c
One thought...what's a 'girl LAG'?

Old English me old china - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lag&page=3

15. lag

An old-fashioned term for a long-time inmate in prison.

Oh the screw was peeping
And the lag was sleeping
As he lay weeping
For his poor gal

And that auld triangle,
Went jingle jangle
All along the banks
Of the Royal Canal
- Dropkick Murphys

28 Jul 2007

You so clever Lush......sigh...!!!