Head empty. No thoughts; only Tommy.
Head empty. No thoughts; only Tommy.
My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.
Anything!
(I'm a good boy, me, I always do as I'm told.) *
* 🤣
God, that was a weird dream.
My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.
I got more love for Tommy than I got brain cells at this point.
My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.
Duck season
Come and see the latest pictures of my wife in my gallery, let us know what you think.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-68993050
That is a LOT of condoms!!!
Courtesy of my father in law early this morning fml... He's begun sending me some spicy memes all of a sudden. My husband gets all the dad jokes instead 😵💫
So we're looking at six weeks to potentially 3 months of abstinence 'cause of the husband's injury.
Fucking lame. (y゚ロ゚)y
My next chapter is on hold until I have an outlet.
Scott and company building in Chicago by John roe Luna and Louis Sullivan 1899-1903
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So we're looking at six weeks to potentially 3 months of abstinence 'cause of the husband's injury.
Fucking lame. (y゚ロ゚)y
My next chapter is on hold until I have an outlet.
I think you'll have to name your next story, Eleanor as a tribute to Gone in Sixty Seconds.
The dildo(Eleanorr) that comes into your life.
I'm suffering from gigglefest2024
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I think you'll have to name your next story, Eleanor as a tribute to Gone in Sixty Seconds.
The dildo(Eleanorr) that comes into your life.
I'm suffering from gigglefest2024
He told his father to give him a laugh at his stupidity, so I'm now worried I'm going to receive something in the post from his stepmother.
I highly do not recommend cock sleeves for uncircumcised men. I even foresaw it potentially being a problem and he dismissed it as fine. Doctor has given him a 3 month healing period for the tear and then he'll be assessed for surgery.
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He told his father to give him a laugh at his stupidity, so I'm now worried I'm going to receive something in the post from his stepmother.
I highly do not recommend cock sleeves for uncircumcised men. I even foresaw it potentially being a problem and he dismissed it as fine. Doctor has given him a 3 month healing period for the tear and then he'll be assessed for surgery.
These news woke me up!!!
(I'm over here, half asleep spinning Noise and posting on threads w/ one eye open)
So, he went in raw w/ no lube, either? Damn.
“I’m not in love with you any more. I didn’t know you ever were.”
The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) dir. Wes Anderson
Oh he used lube, but he isn't small and it looked so tight. We weren't even using it to begin with so he's kicking himself that he stopped to put it on. And then all the force went straight onto his frenulum when he thrusted 😵
My husband is suggestively licking an ice-cream in front of me. Why is he testing my restraint like this? He's already tried going against doctor's orders once.
Surprisingly, top tier ice-cream.
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