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$635.50 ... now if I were to add the multiple counts of each ... do the fines go up with each count of badness?
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My fine is $430.10

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My fine is $255.00 Looks like I get to keep my halo Rocco Mr. $515 ;)
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I think you borrowed that halo, Sandie.
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only $255.60
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Quote by roccotool
I think you borrowed that halo, Sandie.


Nope not borrowed, I have the receipt to prove its mine
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460.60rUPTOHylVhy54bRg
Do you take visa, debit, or cash
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I've lead a very sheltered life...............$135.60 The nuns would be proud of me!
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Quote by Hollywood3
Mine is $770.60


Damn Holly what ya do everything on that damn list?
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Quote by Hollywood3
Mine is $770.60


Damn Holly what ya do everything on that damn list?


NO!!!
Her Royal Spriteness
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445.10

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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$805.60

Do you have a payment plan?

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$475.60

Opps!
Advanced Wordsmith
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Smoked pot -- $10

Did acid -- $5

Ever had sex at church -- $25 Does oral count? Probably.

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 What if I remember the person but not the name? Yeah, I suppose that counts. *grumble*

Beat up someone -- $20 No fair, I used to be a boxer, kinda!

Been jumped -- $10 Sexually, or as in beat up? Well, either way, I'm paying.

Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25

Been in love with a stripper -- $20

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk-- $20 Does doing paperwork after the guys are all off the clock count? Damn, this is getting expensive.

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before-- $20

Went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Masturbated -- $10

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Had sex with someone who has been in jail -- $25

Made a nasty home video -- $15

Had a threesome -- $50

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

Had sex with someone 10 years older--$20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 --$25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -$50

Been arrested -- $5

Spent time in jail -- $15

Done something you regret -- $20

Had sex with your best friend --$20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25

Had anal sex -- $80

Lied to your mate -- $5 Hell, I must have at some point.

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So $595.10. Is there some kind of community service I can do in lieu of the fine?
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Thought I could do it in my head but then had to open Calculator. $685.60.
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Remember Rocco I am almost 50 and have been around some in life....thank god youonly have to pay fine for each offense once....sorry curiousbutterfly...my grand total fine is.....$840.60...at least my fine wasn't the highest...lol...and thanks Rocco for leaving a few high fine questions off list...lol
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for leaving a few high fine questions off list.


Well, I just cuff the females for those more "serious" offenses.
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$405.00 I didnt realize i had so much fun in life.
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165.60, but depend only have pay once for materbate and not each offense
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I can't afford this quiz......

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75.50 guess i'm just boring.


One year and 2 months later went up to a whopping 186.10. smh
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Wow!!...$725.60...and her I was thinking that I've began to settle down...well, most of my fines occurred before I got married...