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Michael Douglas says he got throat cancer from cunnilingus, not smoking.

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I think he definitely needs to throw some vegetables into that diet LM
It's just that sometimes I don't know if I can fight the urge to put one on my mouth. It relaxes me. It helps me deal with awkward social situations. And, dammit, I think I look cool when I do it!
Okay, that's it. I can't risk it. I'll have to cut down. Not cold turkey, but maybe a little at a time. Maybe I'll switch to filtered. Does anyone know if there's a cunnilingus patch?
So drinking, smoking and pussy licking all cause cancer?

That's 3 of my 4 main vices. Damn, who would have that cock sucking would be the safe one?
wow. what a great excuse not to have to lick pussy ever again *rolls eyes*

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

What the hell, we all live in danger. What's next? Handjobs cause strokes? smile
Can always use a Dental Dam.





Nothing like licking pussy through Saran Wrap!! HAHA


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What the hell, we all live in danger. What's next? Handjobs cause strokes? smile


No, they cause hairy palms and blindness.
If that was true I would have had throat cancer a very long time ago.
I knew it...girls do have cooties.
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I knew it...girls do have cooties.


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I think it's funny when the news people discuss this story...talk about....AWKWARD...

They are so embarrassed.

Not sure about the whole thing...thinking it was the smoking...
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Agreed!

I was going to say something funny, but I can't top this...besides, I need a new cootie shot.
Oh great .... now a whole bunch of people are gonna say .... no going down on a female cuz I might get cancer ....

Fucking .... Michael should have KEPT that to HIMSELF. Bastardo!!!
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Oh great .... now a whole bunch of people are gonna say .... no going down on a female cuz I might get cancer ....

Fucking .... Michael should have KEPT that to HIMSELF. Bastardo!!!


Oh hell no. Cancer or not I will never give up my favorite dish.
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I'll continue to take my chances.



smile)) Yes it gave me bronchitis too.
I'll reserve judgement until I hear a confirmation from Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Ben a long time since I laughed this hard. My pussy skills are my biggest asset. Can't give that up.
I laughed so much reading the replies I forgot what i wanted to put.
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What's next? Handjobs cause strokes? smile


Hand jobs ARE strokes