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Just wondering what is the most exciting way for men to masturbate.
I enjoy having a but plug and just using my hand. An elastic band around the base of my penis and balls also helps.
any other suggestions from male or female?
I love to jerk myself in the car driving around letting some get a quick peek
I'll use a bullet vibe around the perineum sometimes. Nice low frequency rumbling on all the sensitive bits.
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...I enjoy having a but plug and just using my hand. An elastic band around the base of my penis and balls also helps.
any other suggestions from male or female?


...me too....and then I spin around on a bar stool until I'm woozy...and then I put duct tape on my nipples and rip it off...and then I hold the flush lever down with my left foot on the toilet...and try to shoot a load off the flowered shower curtain 10 feet away...while listening to Led Zepplin Stairway to Heaven.....YIKES!
Is this what guys do when we go shopping?
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Is this what guys do when we go shopping?




Which is why we shop so often....
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...I enjoy having a but plug and just using my hand. An elastic band around the base of my penis and balls also helps.
any other suggestions from male or female?


...me too....and then I spin around on a bar stool until I'm woozy...and then I put duct tape on my nipples and rip it off...and then I hold the flush lever down with my left foot on the toilet...and try to shoot a load off the flowered shower curtain 10 feet away...while listening to Led Zepplin Stairway to Heaven.....YIKES!



...For a sec I though you were serious...Thank goodness you're not.
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Quote by jamesallen
...I enjoy having a but plug and just using my hand. An elastic band around the base of my penis and balls also helps.
any other suggestions from male or female?


...me too....and then I spin around on a bar stool until I'm woozy...and then I put duct tape on my nipples and rip it off...and then I hold the flush lever down with my left foot on the toilet...and try to shoot a load off the flowered shower curtain 10 feet away...while listening to Led Zepplin Stairway to Heaven.....YIKES!



...For a sec I though you were serious...Thank goodness you're not.


Lydia...sweetie...I thought you knew me better than that...You know I don't listen to Led Zepplin
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...I enjoy having a but plug and just using my hand. An elastic band around the base of my penis and balls also helps.
any other suggestions from male or female?


...me too....and then I spin around on a bar stool until I'm woozy...and then I put duct tape on my nipples and rip it off...and then I hold the flush lever down with my left foot on the toilet...and try to shoot a load off the flowered shower curtain 10 feet away...while listening to Led Zepplin Stairway to Heaven.....YIKES!




ROFL! Silly goat.
This thread is fucked up in so many ways.
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This thread is fucked up in so many ways.