It wouldn't be so bad if spammers weren't quite so illiterate...
I wanted to send this back to another spammer for repetition:
REAL Doctors, REAL Science, REAL Results!
Dr. MaxMan was created by George Acuilar, M.D, a Board Certified Urologist who has treated over 70,000 patients with erectile problems. He is a member of both the College of Urology and the Society of Urology, and the director of 46 Urologists. He is also the past president of his state society of Urologists.
Man what a busy guy! I got this same thing several times this week.
I'm currently 474 million richer in the European lotto. Just waiting for the clearance of my $400 cheque to recieve my prize. I also made sure I double checked my details, you know so I get that 474 million Euros.
It's so sad people still think they can get away with this crap. Then again there is some vulnerable and gullible people out there.
I think I must be a billionaire thanks to the number of prizes I've won. All I need to do is give my bank account details and claim them all. Woop Woop.
This thread made me remember a few years ago when I got a phone call from a "well known utility company."
It went like this: (20 second delay silence)
Me: "Hello"
Caller: "Hello can I speak to Sirene Jaune please"
Me: "Speaking"
Caller: "Hi Sirene, this is Kathy from utility company and I'm calling today in regards to your account."
Me: "Oh really?" I looked at the number and saw the call was from a cellphone.
Caller: "Yes, we see that your account is over due and you need to make payments."
Me: starts laughing "You are kidding me right? I don't have an account with your company."'
Caller: sounds unsure but pressing "This is Sirene Jaune at 1234 Drury Lane, Sydney?"
Me: feeling a bit panic that they know my address. "Yes, but I do not have an account with your company. In fact I don't have any utility accounts or any phone accounts, they are in my other half's name."
Caller: Obviously being caught "Uh er um. Okay sorry."
Click.
The girl was obviously in her late teens, early 20s. Sounding bright and bubbly. I kind of felt a tinge of panic when she rattled off my name and address. Because I'm unsure of where she would get it. As I'm not listed in the phone book but it could be from anywhere. Glad I caught her out though. It didn't even sound like it was from a call centre.
I purchased some viagra on line the other day, its not for my penis, I rub them in my eyes so I look hard !!!!!!!!!!
You mean if I rub viagra on my body I'll have a hard body again??
Count me in. :>}
