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Kinghorn Invites the guys for a drink (and girls can come too if they want)

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What you drinking guys?

Kinghorn was always more relaxed with a drink.
ToniC
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Mine's a Shirax please?
ToniC
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Shirax was intentional....too much of it doesn't lead to zzz-ing......more to xxx-ing
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a long cold pint of beer with just the right amount of head....
DBarclay
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a long cold pint of beer with just the right amount of head....

You sure your not an Essex girl ...lol
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Quote by Loislane
a long cold pint of beer with just the right amount of head....

You sure your not an Essex girl ...lol


nah I don't look like this at all...he he



we like cold beer down south just fine lol
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Hey so why hasn't Rocco come for a drink?

Do people think I'm really the large size asshole that appears on the Kinghorn thread?

Dude! Lets drink.......
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So why would you represent one attitude, only to whip around and discredit it as either an act or a bit? Why go through that trouble in the first place if you're just a good time, party-hearty guy?
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So why would you represent one attitude, only to whip around and discredit it as either an act or a bit? Why go through that trouble in the first place if you're just a good time, party-hearty guy?


"Cause I'm full of shit!
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Quote by lexylove
So why would you represent one attitude, only to whip around and discredit it as either an act or a bit? Why go through that trouble in the first place if you're just a good time, party-hearty guy?


"Cause I'm full of shit!


nice.
Birdie
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a long cold pint of beer with just the right amount of head....

You sure your not an Essex girl ...lol


nah I don't look like this at all...he he



we like cold beer down south just fine lol


OMG!! That is not a dress, it is a curtain.

Hey Mr. Shit Head, can I have a Segram's and Coke, please?
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Hey Mr. Shit Head, can I have a Segram's and Coke, please? said Birdie.........

.......Kinghorn was delighted that they were now on speaking terms.

There would be dancing later. Kinghorn was however concerned that Birdie might be Chicken.
Birdie
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Birdie works with the anti-christ and therefore is not afraid of anything....Least of all an invisible man from the internet smile

Speaking terms, hmmm....Okay, speak...
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Quote by Lil_Birdie
Birdie works with the anti-christ and therefore is not afraid of anything....Least of all an invisible man from the internet smile

Speaking terms, hmmm....Okay, speak...



Dance first?
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a long cold pint of beer with just the right amount of head....

You sure your not an Essex girl ...lol


nah I don't look like this at all...he he



we like cold beer down south just fine lol


OMG!! That is not a dress, it is a curtain.

Hey Mr. Shit Head, can I have a Segram's and Coke, please?


and an ugly curtain at that
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Quote by runonwords
http://www.halfpintsbrewing.com/index.php


I invite you all to our unique and great little brewery!

Cheers



Dude,

Theres a lot of places in Africa where that would work too......and a lot of beer drinkers only serviced by one company....
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Quote by Loislane
a long cold pint of beer with just the right amount of head....

You sure your not an Essex girl ...lol


nah I don't look like this at all...he he



we like cold beer down south just fine lol


OMG!! That is not a dress, it is a curtain.

Hey Mr. Shit Head, can I have a Segram's and Coke, please?


and an ugly curtain at that



and she's wearing the curtain rings
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Quote by Lil_Birdie
Birdie works with the anti-christ and therefore is not afraid of anything....Least of all an invisible man from the internet smile

Speaking terms, hmmm....Okay, speak...



Should we talk about......things......
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they make coffee stout...cool
Birdie
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Quote by Kinghorn
Quote by Lil_Birdie
Birdie works with the anti-christ and therefore is not afraid of anything....Least of all an invisible man from the internet smile

Speaking terms, hmmm....Okay, speak...



Dance first?


Oh no...you don't get a reward without work. You don't get a dance till you make me like you. Get to it!! This is a limited time offer!!
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Quote by Lil_Birdie
Wait for it....


Do I have to make you like me publicly? I'm quite shy.......
Birdie
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Yes, publicly! And you are not shy...Let's go!!
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Mine's a Shirax please?


What is Shirax?
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Yes, publicly! And you are not shy...Let's go!!



Gosh!

Your quite strict.........okay.....lets reverse engineer....... what don't you like so far? .....Apart from the "shit head" bit?

and

Are there any good points I could work on?
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No reverse! You are correct about the "shit head" bit. You say much without saying a word. Come on, tell me (and everyone else) something real. Make me like you. I'm waiting....
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And I am not strict. I just want what I want, when I want it and right now I want you to obey!! LOL
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Quote by Lil_Birdie
No reverse! You are correct about the "shit head" bit. You say much without saying a word. Come on, tell me (and everyone else) something real. Make me like you. I'm waiting....


.......well between all the words after a while a sentence comes along that seperates the land and the sea..........
Birdie
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I am neither the land or the sea. I am the sky and I am gonna seperate you from the masses unless you speak up.