If you're interested, read it :)

9 Oct 2011

So here's the deal. I'm a normal guy living my normal life. Thing is, my life aint that normal, neither am I. So, I have these supernatural ideas in my head, I'm sure everyone does. I'm kinda crazy...... The good kind, though. smile

I also like debates...... To a certain point of course. I like solving shit. Mysteries, puzzles, mind games, quadratics. You name it.

I'm sure you're saying 'Gee, this guy is a quack'. Well let me tell you something you'll never forget. Quacks dont echo, but I'll leave an impression on you thats gonna stay for years to come. Trust me, I've done it before and I can do it again. Randomness is a key quality from me. Plus, I really dont cyber. I mostly just want to talk and get to know people. Ask chibi or Very_Juicy (I think thats her lush name :S I cant see it from this page.) Hell, you can ask even nivek_88, he'll tell ya. I'm a romantic, sue me. I love those mushy stories bout staying in on a rainy day with the girl of your dreams, cuddling up on the couch and sipping coffee. That kind of stuff actually speaks to me. I think its just how things should be between spouse.

I wont lie, I read alot of stuff here. Yes, I'm still a virgin. No, I'm not gay. Yes, I am sane. No, I'm not retarded. All I'm waiting for is someone that I actually love and care bout. It doesnt have to be a lifetime relationship, but when I do it for the first time, I want it to be without regrets. I dont want to hear 'Oh, well look at the time, I should head out. I have work in the morning'. Hmmm.......

Relationships.. Lets see. My experiences arent very good. I've been stuck in the friend zone more times than I can count, got the 'Oh, I'm not ready for a relationship yet' thing a few times, the occasional 'I have a boyfriend.....'. Never got the 'You know I'm a dude, right?' (Thank god!). Friends with benefits? Never had one. Couldnt do it, that sort of thing should be between couples.

I lack confidence, its an issue I'm dealing with. I'm not that handsome (not super ugly either), I'm not really muscular, I'm not fun per say, I sacrificed my freedom at a young age to help with my career. I haven't been to many parties or clubs. I work. Alot. I hardly have time to do anything anymore. I get up, go to work, come home, bathe, do my usual duties and sleep. On weekends I do private jobs, so its basically the same thing everyday.

I'm writing this up so that people out here dont think this is a spam profile and that they'd hopefully start to get to know new people.

**SIGH** I'm permanently exhausted and get migraines. I'm stressed out most of the time.........I need a beer. OOOHH I dont drink (at least not often). I know what you're thinking, 'What kind of person is stressed and doesnt drink?' Answer; Me. If you want to know more, inbox me, chat me up, leave wall posts or something.

I'm halfway gone.

9 Oct 2011

You're on a website that is primarily literary in scope.

Paragraphs, punctuation and the limited use of emoticons would be welcomed by those you wish to communicate with.

This is a wall of text which gave me a headache to attempt to read and fuck yeah, I need a few beers now, myself.

But then again, it is Sunday and I always need a few beers on Sundays.

Edit your post man, make it easier to digest. You won't appear to be so..... whatever the hell you are. angry7

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

9 Oct 2011

Welcome to the forums Death Walker. Take it easy and relax, we're all friendly here. Well, most of us are.eTXMF5MvveGvbzU0 Enjoy.

9 Oct 2011

Dear Death:

I'm not writing this to be mean or hurtful, but I wanted to point out a few things I noticed after reading your post/bio. I think it's great you've put yourself out there to meet Lushies, but HOLY CRAP!! Your life is not normal? Please point me the fuck in someone's direction whose life is normal! Also, I don't come to Lush to be depressed and reading the information you've given about yourself did just that. You've described yourself as lacking confidence, not that handsome, not muscular, and not fun per say. Not to mention the permanent stress, exhaustion, and migraines. Again, HOLY CRAP!! So, why exactly would people want to get to know you? dontknow

I'm certainly not telling you to lie about who you are, but can you focus a little more about the positive aspects of yourself and your life and lighten up on all the negative stuff? You ooze despondency, and I honestly would run in the other direction or "need to get up early for work" if you tried to talk to me. Sorry.

Lastly, when you're giving someone as a reference, the least you can do is know their name without having to look. Just an idea.

A couple of suggestions. Visit the chat rooms and forums more. As Chefkalthleen said, most people are friendly and there are a lot of awesome people here, so you should make an effort to get to know them. As a guy, you'll probably need to take the first step. More men than women here, so that's just the way it is.

Again, not trying to be mean, but I'm also not going to sugarcoat it!! Good luck!

Sincerely,
CG

(P.S. I hope I did OK on limited use of emoticons.) evil4

9 Oct 2011

Quote by Curlygirly
Dear Death:

I'm not writing this to be mean or hurtful, but I wanted to point out a few things I noticed after reading your post/bio. I think it's great you've put yourself out there to meet Lushies, but HOLY CRAP!! Your life is not normal? Please point me the fuck in someone's direction whose life is normal! Also, I don't come to Lush to be depressed and reading the information you've given about yourself did just that. You've described yourself as lacking confidence, not that handsome, not muscular, and not fun per say. Not to mention the permanent stress, exhaustion, and migraines. Again, HOLY CRAP!! So, why exactly would people want to get to know you? I'm certainly not telling you to lie about who you are, but can you focus a little more about the positive aspects of yourself and your life and lighten up on all the negative stuff? You ooze despondency, and I honestly would run in the other direction or "need to get up early for work" if you tried to talk to me. Sorry.

Lastly, when you're giving someone as a reference, the least you can do is know their name without having to look. Just an idea.

A couple of suggestions. Visit the chat rooms and forums more. As Chefkalthleen said, most people are friendly and there are a lot of awesome people here, so you should make an effort to get to know them. As a guy, you'll probably need to take the first step. More men than women here, so that's just the way it is.

Again, not trying to be mean, but I'm also not going to sugarcoat it!! Good luck!

Sincerely,
CG

(P.S. I hope I did OK on limited use of emoticons.)

What she said...

Welcome to Lush, but yes, punctuation, grammar etc are all very much welcomed here...

(now I have a fucking headache from reading that)

9 Oct 2011

Whoops, I just copied and pasted from my profile. I'll do some edits. Thanks for the reviews though!!! I'm open to all suggestions and opinions, so thanks for being honest people.

I'm halfway gone.

10 Oct 2011

MY OATH!!!!!! ...that was quite a read! ...got any beers going begging there WMM? ...and while I'm about it; Maz ...pass a headache pill too ...oh ...and some of that great whiskey you guys produce - YUM!!!!!!

I think CG hit the nail on the head; concentrate more on the positives and allow the negatives to rather linger in the background. You might even find it works in day to day life for you as well and hey! ...who knows? ...maybe some gal will want to hook up and stay the whole night and not want to dash off in fear of having to deal with bucket-loads of negativity.

Remember; people actually want to be happy folk ...and you sound like a potentially good guy, so: BE HAPPY MAN!!!!!! ...nothing wrong with "letting loose" now and again and just having fun.
It makes people want to be with you!!!!

10 Oct 2011

...and just to add to that:

10 Oct 2011

Welcome to the forums.
As for randomness, if it's true, you have a feature that fits in very well around lush.

10 Oct 2011

Quote by lifeafterdeath
I love those mushy stories bout staying in on a rainy day with the girl of your dreams, cuddling up on the couch and sipping coffee.

I think you may have inadvertently revealed where your problems stem from.

Cut back on the caffeine, seriously.

Warning: The opinions above are those of an anonymous individual on the internet. They are opinions, unless they're facts. They may be ill-informed, out of touch with reality or just plain stupid. They may contain traces of irony. If reading these opinions causes you to be become outraged or you start displaying the symptoms of outrage, stop reading them immediately. If symptoms persist, consult a psychiatrist.

Why not read some stories instead

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10 Oct 2011

Quote by overmykneenow
Quote by lifeafterdeath
I love those mushy stories bout staying in on a rainy day with the girl of your dreams, cuddling up on the couch and sipping coffee.

I think you may have inadvertently revealed where your problems stem from.

Cut back on the caffeine, seriously.

I was just about to ask just how much coffee he drank before he wrote that.

lifeafterdeath here is my advice, it is free so that should tell you what it is worth. Lay off the coffee, go for a run or get some other form of exercise, and a nice glass of wine might be most helpful.

10 Oct 2011

Quote by lifeafterdeath
I wont lie, I read alot of stuff here.

Well, why the hell aren't you commenting/scoring on all the stories you read here? More often than not, I receive a thank you PM from the author after I've left a comment on their story. This is another great way to form friendships on Lush with someone who has similar interests/kinks.

10 Oct 2011

Quote by lifeafterdeath
So here's the deal. I'm a normal guy living my normal life. Thing is, my life aint that normal, neither am I. So, I have these supernatural ideas in my head, I'm sure everyone does. I'm kinda crazy...... The good kind, though. I also like debates...... To a certain point of course. I like solving shit. Mysteries, puzzles, mind games, quadratics. You name it.

I'm sure you're saying 'Gee, this guy is a quack'. Well let me tell you something you'll never forget. Quacks dont echo, but I'll leave an impression on you thats gonna stay for years to come. Trust me, I've done it before and I can do it again. Randomness is a key quality from me. Plus, I really dont cyber. I mostly just want to talk and get to know people. Ask chibi or Very_Juicy (I think thats her lush name :S I cant see it from this page.) Hell, you can ask even nivek_88, he'll tell ya. I'm a romantic, sue me. I love those mushy stories bout staying in on a rainy day with the girl of your dreams, cuddling up on the couch and sipping coffee. That kind of stuff actually speaks to me. I think its just how things should be between spouse.

I wont lie, I read alot of stuff here. Yes, I'm still a virgin. No, I'm not gay. Yes, I am sane. No, I'm not retarded. All I'm waiting for is someone that I actually love and care bout. It doesnt have to be a lifetime relationship, but when I do it for the first time, I want it to be without regrets. I dont want to hear 'Oh, well look at the time, I should head out. I have work in the morning'. Hmmm.......

Relationships.. Lets see. My experiences arent very good. I've been stuck in the friend zone more times than I can count, got the 'Oh, I'm not ready for a relationship yet' thing a few times, the occasional 'I have a boyfriend.....'. Never got the 'You know I'm a dude, right?' (Thank god!). Friends with benefits? Never had one. Couldnt do it, that sort of thing should be between couples.

I lack confidence, its an issue I'm dealing with. I'm not that handsome (not super ugly either), I'm not really muscular, I'm not fun per say, I sacrificed my freedom at a young age to help with my career. I haven't been to many parties or clubs. I work. Alot. I hardly have time to do anything anymore. I get up, go to work, come home, bathe, do my usual duties and sleep. On weekends I do private jobs, so its basically the same thing everyday.

I'm writing this up so that people out here dont think this is a spam profile and that they'd hopefully start to get to know new people.

**SIGH** I'm permanently exhausted and get migraines. I'm stressed out most of the time.........I need a beer. OOOHH I dont drink (at least not often). I know what you're thinking, 'What kind of person is stressed and doesnt drink?' Answer; Me. If you want to know more, inbox me, chat me up, leave wall posts or something.

Our lives are full of choices. Some things can't be changed, most things can.

You say you sacrificed yoru freedom at a young age for your career. Are you still young? If you're a bit older now... make a change.

You say you work all day everyday. And pick up private jobs on the weekends. That is a choice. Want to socialize more? Change jobs, or at the very least stop doing private jobs on every weekend. Take one weekend off per month and go enjoy life. If you don't do that, that is by your choosing.

What you do or don't look like, none of us can change that. How you percieve yourself is how others will perceive you, that is a choice that you can change.

If you lack the confidence to approach women in public, then join some online dating service that will pair you up with someone that you match up with. Living life wondering what or who could be out there withOUT actively trying to find out.... that's a choice.

If you want things to be different, choose to make them different. Nothing will change until you do.

When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates

10 Oct 2011

Quote by Curlygirly
Quote by lifeafterdeath
I wont lie, I read alot of stuff here.

Well, why the hell aren't you commenting/scoring on all the stories you read here? More often than not, I receive a thank you PM from the author after I've left a comment on their story. This is another great way to form friendships on Lush with someone who has similar interests/kinks.

Well, I read loads of stuff before I even made this account, cant really remember every story I read, so I never really bothered looking for them and commenting. As for the more recent stuff, I comment and score sometimes.

I'm halfway gone.

10 Oct 2011

Quote by lifeafterdeath
Quote by Curlygirly
Quote by lifeafterdeath
I wont lie, I read alot of stuff here.

Well, why the hell aren't you commenting/scoring on all the stories you read here? More often than not, I receive a thank you PM from the author after I've left a comment on their story. This is another great way to form friendships on Lush with someone who has similar interests/kinks.

Well, I read loads of stuff before I even made this account, cant really remember every story I read, so I never really bothered looking for them and commenting. As for the more recent stuff, I comment and score sometimes.

That's so rude! People put a lot of time and effort into writing their stories and poems.
The very least you could do is leave a score, even if you can't be bothered to write a comment. Writers do like to know what people think, whether they're getting ir right or wrong and comments mean a lot.

Kick yourself up the butt Lifeafterdeath, really, you're bringing me down already.

10 Oct 2011

Quote by FeelingGood
Quote by lifeafterdeath
Quote by Curlygirly
Quote by lifeafterdeath
I wont lie, I read alot of stuff here.

Well, why the hell aren't you commenting/scoring on all the stories you read here? More often than not, I receive a thank you PM from the author after I've left a comment on their story. This is another great way to form friendships on Lush with someone who has similar interests/kinks.

Well, I read loads of stuff before I even made this account, cant really remember every story I read, so I never really bothered looking for them and commenting. As for the more recent stuff, I comment and score sometimes.

That's so rude! People put a lot of time and effort into writing their stories and poems.
The very least you could do is leave a score, even if you can't be bothered to write a comment. Writers do like to know what people think, whether they're getting ir right or wrong and comments mean a lot.

Kick yourself up the butt Lifeafterdeath, really, you're bringing me down already.

I know I know, I comment on the ones that need comments and score the others. Like if a story is good, I'll say it, or if it needs work I'll put my views. Havent really done it in a while though..

I'm halfway gone.

11 Oct 2011

Quote by FeelingGood

That's so rude! People put a lot of time and effort into writing their stories and poems.
The very least you could do is leave a score, even if you can't be bothered to write a comment. Writers do like to know what people think, whether they're getting ir right or wrong and comments mean a lot.
.

It would be great if that were the case and i agree that the least a person could do is comment or rate but he is soooo not the only person who doesn't my story has 1600+ views, only 10 votes and like 4 comments so really singling him out is not necessary there are at least another 1,590+ people who do the exact same thing.

11 Oct 2011

Quote by Curlygirly
Dear Death:

I'm not writing this to be mean or hurtful, but I wanted to point out a few things I noticed after reading your post/bio. I think it's great you've put yourself out there to meet Lushies, but HOLY CRAP!! Your life is not normal? Please point me the fuck in someone's direction whose life is normal! Also, I don't come to Lush to be depressed and reading the information you've given about yourself did just that. You've described yourself as lacking confidence, not that handsome, not muscular, and not fun per say. Not to mention the permanent stress, exhaustion, and migraines. Again, HOLY CRAP!! So, why exactly would people want to get to know you?

Yeah, like CG so very correctly pointed out...selling yourself to the general populous here is obviously not one of your strong points...I would definitely not use that same write-up in a personal ad if I were you...just a word of advice...

And I tend to agree with Jeff here...I think we all could use a beer after reading that...or two...
Pint Drunk

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11 Oct 2011

Quote by lifeafterdeath
So here's the deal. I'm a normal guy living my normal life. Thing is, my life aint that normal, neither am I. So, I have these supernatural ideas in my head, I'm sure everyone does. I'm kinda crazy...... The good kind, though. I also like debates...... To a certain point of course. I like solving shit. Mysteries, puzzles, mind games, quadratics. You name it.

I'm sure you're saying 'Gee, this guy is a quack'. Well let me tell you something you'll never forget. Quacks dont echo, but I'll leave an impression on you thats gonna stay for years to come. Trust me, I've done it before and I can do it again. Randomness is a key quality from me. Plus, I really dont cyber. I mostly just want to talk and get to know people. Ask chibi or Very_Juicy (I think thats her lush name :S I cant see it from this page.) Hell, you can ask even nivek_88, he'll tell ya. I'm a romantic, sue me. I love those mushy stories bout staying in on a rainy day with the girl of your dreams, cuddling up on the couch and sipping coffee. That kind of stuff actually speaks to me. I think its just how things should be between spouse.

I wont lie, I read alot of stuff here. Yes, I'm still a virgin. No, I'm not gay. Yes, I am sane. No, I'm not retarded. All I'm waiting for is someone that I actually love and care bout. It doesnt have to be a lifetime relationship, but when I do it for the first time, I want it to be without regrets. I dont want to hear 'Oh, well look at the time, I should head out. I have work in the morning'. Hmmm.......

Relationships.. Lets see. My experiences arent very good. I've been stuck in the friend zone more times than I can count, got the 'Oh, I'm not ready for a relationship yet' thing a few times, the occasional 'I have a boyfriend.....'. Never got the 'You know I'm a dude, right?' (Thank god!). Friends with benefits? Never had one. Couldnt do it, that sort of thing should be between couples.

I lack confidence, its an issue I'm dealing with. I'm not that handsome (not super ugly either), I'm not really muscular, I'm not fun per say, I sacrificed my freedom at a young age to help with my career. I haven't been to many parties or clubs. I work. Alot. I hardly have time to do anything anymore. I get up, go to work, come home, bathe, do my usual duties and sleep. On weekends I do private jobs, so its basically the same thing everyday.

I'm writing this up so that people out here dont think this is a spam profile and that they'd hopefully start to get to know new people.

**SIGH** I'm permanently exhausted and get migraines. I'm stressed out most of the time.........I need a beer. OOOHH I dont drink (at least not often). I know what you're thinking, 'What kind of person is stressed and doesnt drink?' Answer; Me. If you want to know more, inbox me, chat me up, leave wall posts or something.

very very hype.

i get what you are trying to do but you did it all wrong. you can let someone know who you are without displaying all of your negative qualities. I'll be honest after reading that i think to myself this kind of person (always down on themselves) is not someone i want to have a beer with ever.

11 Oct 2011

Quote by bigguns
Quote by FeelingGood

That's so rude! People put a lot of time and effort into writing their stories and poems.
The very least you could do is leave a score, even if you can't be bothered to write a comment. Writers do like to know what people think, whether they're getting ir right or wrong and comments mean a lot.
.

It would be great if that were the case and i agree that the least a person could do is comment or rate but he is soooo not the only person who doesn't my story has 1600+ views, only 10 votes and like 4 comments so really singling him out is not necessary there are at least another 1,590+ people who do the exact same thing.

I didn't single him out, he said himself that he couldn't be bothered commenting or voting - that's what I addressed and since this whole thread seems to be about him anyway then who else am I going to be talking about?

dontknow

11 Oct 2011

From his previous thread

"I want to see the expression on my girl's face when she climaxes and feel her grip me tighter as a press deeper and slower, savoring those sweet moments. It turns me on to see her riding me to her fullest content, as fast as she wants while I press her buttons, kissing her chest, neck and anywhere else my lips touch. It also turns me on to know that she puts the same amount of effort (if not more) that I put in to make sure that she is not just satisfied, but happily pleasured."

11 Oct 2011

Quote by bigguns
It would be great if that were the case and i agree that the least a person could do is comment or rate but he is soooo not the only person who doesn't my story has 1600+ views, only 10 votes and like 4 comments so really singling him out is not necessary there are at least another 1,590+ people who do the exact same thing.

You have just created one of the longest run on sentences I have ever seen. angry7

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

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11 Oct 2011

Quote by Dudealicious
Quote by bigguns
It would be great if that were the case and i agree that the least a person could do is comment or rate but he is soooo not the only person who doesn't my story has 1600+ views, only 10 votes and like 4 comments so really singling him out is not necessary there are at least another 1,590+ people who do the exact same thing.

You have just created one of the longest run on sentences I have ever seen.

11 Oct 2011

Quote by Dudealicious
Quote by bigguns
It would be great if that were the case and i agree that the least a person could do is comment or rate but he is soooo not the only person who doesn't my story has 1600+ views, only 10 votes and like 4 comments so really singling him out is not necessary there are at least another 1,590+ people who do the exact same thing.

You have just created one of the longest run on sentences I have ever seen.

yes it was a run on i apologize. However, the longest run on sentence is in the declaration of independence.

Quote by Thomas Jefferson
when in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

11 Oct 2011

Quote by FeelingGood
Quote by bigguns
Quote by FeelingGood

That's so rude! People put a lot of time and effort into writing their stories and poems.
The very least you could do is leave a score, even if you can't be bothered to write a comment. Writers do like to know what people think, whether they're getting ir right or wrong and comments mean a lot.
.

It would be great if that were the case and i agree that the least a person could do is comment or rate but he is soooo not the only person who doesn't my story has 1600+ views, only 10 votes and like 4 comments so really singling him out is not necessary there are at least another 1,590+ people who do the exact same thing.

I didn't single him out, he said himself that he couldn't be bothered commenting or voting - that's what I addressed and since this whole thread seems to be about him anyway then who else am I going to be talking about?

no need to be angry i was just stating a fact. i must have skimmed over the part where he said he couldn't be bothered as my head was probabky hurting ;) no hard feelings i hope

12 Oct 2011

At the risk of being awful you should either write interesting stories that make cute girls hit you up OR if you don't write play in the chat rooms......

This is LUSH!!!!!!!!!

Stop wasting my time......

I read it..... I'm NOT INTERESTED!!!!!

DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xx S

12 Oct 2011

Quote by bigguns
Quote by Dudealicious
Quote by bigguns
It would be great if that were the case and i agree that the least a person could do is comment or rate but he is soooo not the only person who doesn't my story has 1600+ views, only 10 votes and like 4 comments so really singling him out is not necessary there are at least another 1,590+ people who do the exact same thing.

You have just created one of the longest run on sentences I have ever seen.

yes it was a run on i apologize. However, the longest run on sentence is in the declaration of independence.

Quote by Thomas Jefferson
when in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

So that gives you the right to now give us run on sentences in most posts you make? Bigguns come on now, you know better! d'oh!

12 Oct 2011

Quote by bigguns
Quote by FeelingGood
Quote by bigguns
Quote by FeelingGood

That's so rude! People put a lot of time and effort into writing their stories and poems.
The very least you could do is leave a score, even if you can't be bothered to write a comment. Writers do like to know what people think, whether they're getting ir right or wrong and comments mean a lot.
.

It would be great if that were the case and i agree that the least a person could do is comment or rate but he is soooo not the only person who doesn't my story has 1600+ views, only 10 votes and like 4 comments so really singling him out is not necessary there are at least another 1,590+ people who do the exact same thing.

I didn't single him out, he said himself that he couldn't be bothered commenting or voting - that's what I addressed and since this whole thread seems to be about him anyway then who else am I going to be talking about?

no need to be angry i was just stating a fact. i must have skimmed over the part where he said he couldn't be bothered as my head was probabky hurting ;) no hard feelings i hope

12 Oct 2011

Dude, that's brilliant. I want to imagine everyone in the world gets a welcome pack when they first go on the internet and that's one of the diagrams in it. Love it!

12 Oct 2011

Quote by Mistress_of_words
Dude, that's brilliant. I want to imagine everyone in the world gets a welcome pack when they first go on the internet and that's one of the diagrams in it. Love it!

Hey, how about a Lush welcome pack?

That could be kind of fun!!