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The knob who came up with reality t.v. All of those crap shows.
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If you were a sea gull whose head would you poo on?
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Ted Cruz actually makes me laugh he is so ridiculous. Sorry Canadians but he needs to go home.
We definitely do NOT want him back! We have our own asshat prime minster that has been screwing up the country now for ten years. With luck, we will send him packing too.
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open one's mouth and remove all doubt" - Mark Twain (or Lincoln, or Confucius, or...)
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Look up and open your mouth, Donald Trump!!
I'd like second that one!
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I was thinking Donald Trump before I even opened the thread. Good to see we're all on the same wavelength.
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Look up and open your mouth, Donald Trump!!
The Donald is currently my leader of the pack now too .... Good choice!
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Both of my ex-wives and all their female compatriots that assisted with/instigated the breakdown of both marriages.
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Every single person who has doubted me and bullied me in my life
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I will say that last week a fucking seagull pooped on my head. In all my life it has never happened.
It was like a rock fucking hit me in the head.
I was at the beach when it happened.
I was not impressed....
GRRRr
It was like a rock fucking hit me in the head.
I was at the beach when it happened.
I was not impressed....
GRRRr
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Barack OBama and Hilliary Clinton
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Barack OBama and Hilliary Clinton
We can work together!!
Where to start? Will need a whole flock of bean eating birds. Let's see, I agree with any reality show jerk and those fake game shows like Survivor ,etc., Trump, the Obama's, the Clintons, the Bush's, any American who thinks being a Nazi or commie (actually a Nazi, Communist, Socialist, Royalist are all they same just look at how they all believe only in a few ruling the majority and being above the laws) is a good thing because they know nothing about history. The whole U. S. news media. (I watch Japan, or Europe to find out what is happening in the world), Bruce the Drag Queen and his big butted clan, maybe just a little on our forefathers because they were fool enough to believe politicians would be honest and not want to hold office for life and be treated like royalty (they should of known better) all the computer nerds who work at Apple, etc. because they are not as smart as some brain washed terrorists or 12 year old who can hack into any system they design. Sorry had to take a breath. Over paid actors and athletes who are just court jesters who are there to entertain us not us worship or entertain them. Ticks and mosquitoes (what was that fool Noah doing allowing them on the boat?) Fake tits, because every time I jump on a girl with fake tits I end up bouncing off her and onto the ceiling. Girls who wear shin guards when I take them dancing. Congress because they destroyed our freedom to have free TV, light blubs that are cheap and work for long time, want to put Big Brother chips in our cars so they can keep track of us, and that they want us to get stuck with Obama Care when they won't because they know it doesn't work, etc. They should get paid min. wage and only when they are in Washington working, not away getting bribes, etc. Did I mention mosquitoes? The day time talking heads who are nothing but a bunch of cackling hens, and the people who go to their shows only because they are hoping to get free shinny things. Cross walk lights that don't give you time to get across the street. My magic wallet. Every time I put money in it the money seems to disappear. College teachers who think they are God and who charge outrages prices for their books, etc. and then leave you stuck with them without ever opening them in class and any college who charges more for a dorm room than the Ritz for a pent house. My doctor because he has cold hands. (going to buy him a pair of gloves for Christmas). The washing machine that eats my socks so I don't own a matching pair. I've got a lot more but it is time for my electric shock treatment.