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If you were a sea gull whose head would you poo on?

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This thread is censored I see. It's okay to "poop" on someone's head and say how much you "hate" them, etc .... But ONLY if they don't know you are wanting to do it.

I'd like to poop on some people in Lush Land, whom are already full of shit so they probably wouldn't even notice.

Come down to Earth, will ya?
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Great question.

I would poo on all the men with Speedos at the beach that have untrimmed bushes.

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Just for fun ya know?



Awesome answer,,

I will help MissLacy on her speedo/bush patrol
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The entire GOP and Tea Party
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The entire GOP and Tea Party


Why stop there? Lets get all the politicians.
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Honestly, I'd poo on a bird so they would see how it feels!!
Nasty creatures... birds hate me. Literally, EVERY new place I've been, I've either been pooped on, attacked, chased, or whacked in the head by a bird.... grrrrrrrrr!!!
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The damn stork that dropped me on my head in the delivery womb. Mean old bird!
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Most politicians I don't care what party. Lobbyists, special interest groups, cable pundits, road ragers, bullies, misogynists, litter bugs, people who pick on the weak and helpless, Oh and the damn seagull...
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Honestly, I'd poo on a bird so they would see how it feels!!
Nasty creatures... birds hate me. Literally, EVERY new place I've been, I've either been pooped on, attacked, chased, or whacked in the head by a bird.... grrrrrrrrr!!!



Awwww here babes



Id Poo on Barry Manilow
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I would poo on people's car of who pissed me off haha
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Justin Bieber & Miley Cyrus
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All right-wing, "christian", America politicians and activists
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The friggin' frog prince who kissed my Ethyl and took her away. Eh! Maybe not. On second thought he done me a feel good.jjJnazdtn9Ohj2sX
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layla19 for trying to beat me in the last post wins thread
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layla19 for trying to beat me in the last post wins thread




AAAAHHHH *Runs Away* DON'T POO ON ME!!
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Simon Cowell, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj and anothe other cunt who is trashing the music industry with the monotonous, boring, brainless fucking drivel that they are spilling out of their arses to line their pockets, using the fandom of moronic sheep in society. Pissing all over the legacy of artists like Freddie Mercury, Bob Dylan, John Lennon and others. Freddie must turn in his grave everytime Starship plays on a radio....

People who live their lives by what is fashionable, what is supposedly cool only liking things that are in fashion and judge and indentify other by their following or otherwise of what "society" deems correct and the rules current society creates.

Anyone who works for the Sun newspaper and in doing so waters down the intelligence and intellectual-calibre of our nation.

Anyone involved in starring in or producing or creating reality tv.
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Agreed. I would rather drop a load oh shit with a B2 Bomber biggrin
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The Koch brothers
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Peter Herbert.
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I would just fly around until I saw someone who really deserved it, then I would let loose.
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Probably someone superficial like Kim katrdashian
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John Boehner? Or better yet, both of the Koch Brothers who bought his soul. Those guys have spread so much misery and suffering!
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There are so many people's head I would love to poop on. Where to start...HMMM
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Never had it happen to me, they must feel sorry for me biggrin

So I'd just return the favor and not do it to anyone else.
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..still giggling Danny!
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My boss...I don't care if it means good luck. At least her nasty hair that she only washes once a week might get an extra shampoo.DNgZoZM5MdfIoxzr
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Easy, the current resident of the White House.
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Another sea gull flying below me.