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If you were a sea gull whose head would you poo on?

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So many people, so little time.
Beffer
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The Koch Bros.
John Boehner
Ted Cruz
Mitch McConnell
Rush Limbaugh
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
The Koch Bros.
John Boehner
Ted Cruz
Mitch McConnell
Rush Limbaugh
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Ted Cruz actually makes me laugh he is so ridiculous. Sorry Canadians but he needs to go home. I am not a party person I am a supporter of people with real ideas about how to make this country functional. If you look at the history of Latin American countries and the histories of polarization? That is where we are headed. No party is better or worse. It is people who make the difference. That is why Independents are a growing group. Rush Limbaugh is an opportunist he laughs all the way to the bank. It used to be they balanced each other both parties. Now they are insane. All of them are. Okay so after my diatribe I would say the entire government. I really hope some had open mouths.
Scifihealer
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giggle... I would like to poo on a few peoples head. Most of all on the ones who brought war over innocent people in Eastern Europe and other places in Middle East.
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Apparently it's good luck haha
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I would bomb so many folks. Damn, what fun I would have.
sassielezzy
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Both my ex husbands, my ex boyfriend, and anyone else in my life that has pissed me off......
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My ex-husband and present husband
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My ex-husband and his new wife
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I'd stick to beaches and randomly shit on peoples chests while they sun bathe
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this is the best questions...EVER.

I would drop by 5th grade teacher's house daily to take a shit on...mega bitch.
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That's easy! I'd use Obama's head for my LZ, and hope the splatter hit some of his do nothing partners in crime! lol
olivia8u
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Wtf kind of question is this? Id just dive bomb and shit on people just cause then id laugh
Shannon3K
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All the Kardashians and their significant others...and Harry Reid, twice
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The whole world! >: )
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All the Kardashians and their significant others...and Harry Reid, twice


Your answers are awesome

I would follow around a certain occupant of Pennsylvanian Avenue and shit happily forever...
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That list would be way too long
homealone71
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George H. W. or George W
Either would do..I would totally aim for both
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THANK YOU! I can't STAND those TWO! So, I would poo WITH you!!


I quite agree
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The whole world! >: )


I wanna join!!
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A managing director I had the displeasure of knowing.
NymphWriter
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A former principal, my 2nd husband, & his bastard step-son top my list.
Mysteria27
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Anybody in my husband's family.....but especially his mother.

God forgive me...
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I was thinking ....Donald Trump ?

but nooooo ...

his head is a nesting site ... giggles