Another sea gull flying below me.
The Almighty Space Potato
Piers Morgan. Hate him so much grrrrrrrrrrr
ahahah love this ...my ex...and several times
Wow if i was seagull there would be so many people i would poo on haha lets start with Alex Ferguson!!!
If I were a seagull, I would poo a lot on the guy who thinks I don't realize that he is stalking me on Lush.
as of right now if i were a seagull i would poo on Rob Ford's head HAHAHAHA
Let's see... The Kardashians.
The pope. Plenty of stationary angels. Then lunch.
The pope. Plenty of stationary angels. Then lunch.
My boss, and my asshole half brother.
Taylor Swift
All the Kardashians
Justin Bieber
Rachael Ray
Kanye West
My friend, Kurt. He's a bit of a maddie.
David Cameron, just because.
I'd try to shite on a ninja, just to see if I could.
A porn star when she's getting a facial, just to see her reaction.
Knowing my luck, I'd end up shitting on my own head, somehow.
A lot of my old school teachers.
Apple, for making their things so damned shiny. Bloody blinding me!
Finally, the Pope, just so I could make the joke "I crapped on the Pope, now he's called the Poop," to my seagull mates. Nothing against him personally, I just think it would be a funny joke to make.
#1MARTIN BASHIR...and may he swallow...actually all of MSNBC
#2All the Kardashians and their significant others...all the time
#3Thesexynun's ex...just to help her out
#4Valerie Jarrett, Barack Obama, Chris Matthews....in addition to the #1 serving....Chris is worthy of two loads!
#5Both houses of Congress...pigeons could help me get maximum coverage...
.....and I've only just started.....
Obama
Congress, both houses
I would volunteer a load or two for the sexynuns' ex as well......maybe i would hold off pooing for a day to make it a good one.....
Well they do say it is good luck, however I would be quite annoyed.
Probably somebody from my husbands family. hahahhahaha
The Bible and the Pope if I could get them both in one poop. I don't buy either of their bull. The most wealthy organisation in the world can't stop AIDS and poverty in Africa? Give me a break! If this new great-guy Pope wanted to, he could do it in about 5 minutes!
There is no 'tude like GeekItude!
Katy Perry. She's gorgeous but gets deservedly pooed on for just the worst decision making ever. I mean..... Russell Brand!!!!! Really??????? At least she saw the light after a bit lol Can I have two goes? I want to fly over and poo on him too!!
Everyone involved with the big bang theory, Miley Cirus, Justin Timberlake, and many others.
Too many people and not enough crap from one bird. Would need the biggest flock of gulls ever to make a good go of it!
My ex bf and his brother.