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If you were a sea gull whose head would you poo on?
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Ted Cruz
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Piers Morgan. Hate him so much grrrrrrrrrrr
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ahahah love this ...my ex...and several times
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Wow if i was seagull there would be so many people i would poo on haha lets start with Alex Ferguson!!!
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If I were a seagull, I would poo a lot on the guy who thinks I don't realize that he is stalking me on Lush.
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as of right now if i were a seagull i would poo on Rob Ford's head HAHAHAHA
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Let's see... The Kardashians.
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The pope. Plenty of stationary angels. Then lunch.
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The pope. Plenty of stationary angels. Then lunch.
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My boss, and my asshole half brother.
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Taylor Swift
All the Kardashians
Justin Bieber
Rachael Ray
Kanye West
All the Kardashians
Justin Bieber
Rachael Ray
Kanye West
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My friend, Kurt. He's a bit of a maddie.
David Cameron, just because.
I'd try to shite on a ninja, just to see if I could.
A porn star when she's getting a facial, just to see her reaction.
Knowing my luck, I'd end up shitting on my own head, somehow.
A lot of my old school teachers.
Apple, for making their things so damned shiny. Bloody blinding me!
Finally, the Pope, just so I could make the joke "I crapped on the Pope, now he's called the Poop," to my seagull mates. Nothing against him personally, I just think it would be a funny joke to make.
David Cameron, just because.
I'd try to shite on a ninja, just to see if I could.
A porn star when she's getting a facial, just to see her reaction.
Knowing my luck, I'd end up shitting on my own head, somehow.
A lot of my old school teachers.
Apple, for making their things so damned shiny. Bloody blinding me!
Finally, the Pope, just so I could make the joke "I crapped on the Pope, now he's called the Poop," to my seagull mates. Nothing against him personally, I just think it would be a funny joke to make.
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#1MARTIN BASHIR...and may he swallow...actually all of MSNBC
#2All the Kardashians and their significant others...all the time
#3Thesexynun's ex...just to help her out
#4Valerie Jarrett, Barack Obama, Chris Matthews....in addition to the #1 serving....Chris is worthy of two loads!
#5Both houses of Congress...pigeons could help me get maximum coverage...
.....and I've only just started.....
#2All the Kardashians and their significant others...all the time
#3Thesexynun's ex...just to help her out
#4Valerie Jarrett, Barack Obama, Chris Matthews....in addition to the #1 serving....Chris is worthy of two loads!
#5Both houses of Congress...pigeons could help me get maximum coverage...
.....and I've only just started.....
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Obama
Congress, both houses
Congress, both houses
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I would volunteer a load or two for the sexynuns' ex as well......maybe i would hold off pooing for a day to make it a good one.....
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Well they do say it is good luck, however I would be quite annoyed.
Probably somebody from my husbands family. hahahhahaha
Probably somebody from my husbands family. hahahhahaha
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The Bible and the Pope if I could get them both in one poop. I don't buy either of their bull. The most wealthy organisation in the world can't stop AIDS and poverty in Africa? Give me a break! If this new great-guy Pope wanted to, he could do it in about 5 minutes!
There is no 'tude like GeekItude!
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My lying Supervisor
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Katy Perry. She's gorgeous but gets deservedly pooed on for just the worst decision making ever. I mean..... Russell Brand!!!!! Really??????? At least she saw the light after a bit lol Can I have two goes? I want to fly over and poo on him too!!
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Every member of Isis.
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Lady Gaga and my ex
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Taylor Swift
All the Kardashians
Justin Bieber
Rachael Ray
Kanye West
oh Justin Bieber too. Good call
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Everyone involved with the big bang theory, Miley Cirus, Justin Timberlake, and many others.
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A porn star when she's getting a facial, just to see her reaction.
Oh my shitfuck, I lol'ed so hard.
Personally, I'd be turning my ass into a seagull-shit Uzi and working my way through Westminster. The I'd turn my fury on the Daily Mail. And then the shit-storm would be firing, liberally and without restraint or mercy, on Tesco.
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Obama
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Too many people and not enough crap from one bird. Would need the biggest flock of gulls ever to make a good go of it!
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My ex bf and his brother.
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Rush Limbaugh