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If you got £1/$1 every time you masturbated, what could you buy?
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A big yacht that could take me around the world.
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Oh my pretty much anything as masturbation is very much a part of my life. I would do it a hundred times a day if my body would cooperate ... 
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A private jet flight to Ohio
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I could buy me a boat and a truck to pull it
'tis himself!
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Boston
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Apple Inc. (AAPL)
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I think all of Manhattan 
I like the way you make me feel even when I'm nowhere near...
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i could make bill gates look like a pauper
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an olympic size swimming pool, probably be able to fill it up lol
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I could buy a McLaren P1 for sure!
I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal!
Watch this space...She is really - cumming soon!
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Retirement, a very comfortable retirement.
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The internet.
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
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About 5000-10000 dollars,,,, hmm i should get going
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HR Giger Museum.
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Venti latte with an extra shot, 4-5 times per week
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Another box of tissues for next time.
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mas nice car
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a new car
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Villa Leopolda
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I could buy a McLaren P1 for sure!
It would take over 3000 years of stroking it everyday to afford a P1.
You all are either grossly over estimating how much you spank the monkey or you have no actual job, social life, or family. Along with hooking yourself up to automated devices.
#reality
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With some change left over ?
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My Favorite Victorian House in Pasadena that's not for sale.
I've asked.
I've asked.
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The universe
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
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The universe
Great answer !!
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Great answer !!
I almost posted "infinity and beyond", but I don't think even a group purchase...
