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If you got £1/$1 every time you masturbated, what could you buy?

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Sholbin83
English Gentleman
mortgage for a house, a new car, holiday home. take your pick
Martiann
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Is the White House for sale?? Lol
NawtyGuy504
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Any thing I wanted.

Nawty
Mancman2010
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My god I would be able to afford my boat! And probably several years mooring fees!
simplyjohn
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After 12 months I should be able to afford a KFC.
pentup47
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An oceon-going superyacht with a crew of six, complete with a large wine cellar full of vintage champagne.
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I think I'd have almost $6,000... Might just step up my game so that after a couple more years I can buy myself a really nice car. But first I would invest in a vibrator
Guest
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Every millinery shop in the whole wide world!
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To rich to know what to do with it ......
rgrman133
Advanced Wordsmith
get out of debt and travel the world for a month in my private jet, buying mansions in several foreign cities as well my own Caribbean Island getaway. then maybe pay down half the national debt
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simar
The Engineer
Then I woulsn't have to save for my Xbox
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hopp3r
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At this point in my life, I could probably purchase a brand new Gibson Les Paul and the wall of Marshall mini-amps to go with it.

I can’t think of a good tagline so this will have to do. Suggest a better one for me?
Guest
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a bad of peanuts and a dr. pepper
Guest
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A lot of batteries....
Sholbin83
English Gentleman
maybe a mansions and a nice sports car.
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Another Dollar
FirstBlush
Ungovernable
Quote by hopp3r
At this point in my life, I could probably purchase a brand new Gibson Les Paul and the wall of Marshall mini-amps to go with it.


This answer is inspiring me to go for another dollar, which I'll be kicking into your fund if you end up getting the amps that 'go to eleven.'
Winston122
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Anything and anyone I wanted
Winston122
Rookie Scribe
Anything and anyone I wanted
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A pack of condoms.
Guest
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I would pay for someone to masturbate me.
ChuckEPoo
Chuckanator
An NBA team. Maybe buy the Lakers and rename them the Jerk-offs. Wait... that is what they are already called.
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Hmmmmm you mean just today or since I started when I was younger? if it was today maybe A six pack of Heineken,if it was when I first started maybe a BMW