I am the guy with two (2) penises.

2 Jan 2014

Is it penises or penii? It must be the first as the second gives me a misspelling alarm here in the forum software.

Anyway, ask me anything.

Comedy goldmine...

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[–]MOLDY_QUEEF_BARF 2116 points 16 hours ago

You should contact the girl with the two vaginas. If you two made a video you'd never have to work another day in your life.

[–]Militantpoet 396 points 14 hours ago

Have you ever peed and had both do the forked stream? That's a catastrophe with just one penis, I can't imagine how annoying it must be with four streams.

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

2 Jan 2014

[–]shark758 993 points 22 hours ago

do you have a girlfriend or are you waiting for the right 3 boobed woman to come along?

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

2 Jan 2014

Is this guy for real or did you really make him up just to get some attention?

2 Jan 2014

SURE, I KNEW A GUY WITH FIVE PENISES, HIS PANTS FIT LIKE A GLOVE.

"When its too kinky for everybody else, its just gettin' good for me."
(Kinky Freedman)

2 Jan 2014

Quote by iamhereinthestateofo
Is this guy for real or did you really make him up just to get some attention?

Says the guy who posts a ripped abs avatar he found somewhere on the interweb and makes 90% of his posts in the Lush forum Word / Forum Games / Jokes area.

I stumbled across the post on another website, iamhere. And please quit looking at my profile, unless you're into raging tractor infernos.

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

3 Jan 2014

Quote by WellMadeMale

Says the guy who posts a ripped abs avatar he found somewhere on the interweb and makes 90% of his posts in the Lush forum Word / Forum Games / Jokes area.

I stumbled across the post on another website, iamhere. And please quit looking at my profile, unless you're into raging tractor infernos.

ROFLMFAO!

3 Jan 2014

lmao i am laughing so hard..lol

i call strap on for the second peniiiiiiii!!!

5 Jan 2014

I'm with you SN, roflmfao!! @

[–]Carmen- 1893 points 2 days ago
He's ambidickstrous.

12 Jan 2014

So, do you fuck two chicks at the same time then?

12 Jan 2014

Clever Dick

My Karma just ran over your Dogma

Are you sure?