If a woman getting around in a bra with a red LED countdown clock isn’t enough to raise any interest from the opposite sex, the bra also comes with a circular hankie emblazoned with the girl’s phone number that can be dropped discreetly before any potential husband. Meanwhile heart shaped oven mitts, attached to an accompanying apron, presumably let any future hubby know you can find your way around a kitchen. Once you’ve managed to snare a husband, the pockets for a pen and inkan (a seal apparently required for the marriage ceremony) ensure you’ve got everything you need for a trip to the altar – except perhaps your dignity.
that desperate already? he he he