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RumpleForeskin
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Dearly beloved,

While an otherwise first-rate site filled with skilled writers, thoughtful readers, shrewd commentators and other forms of literary flotsam and jetsam, sad to say there does seem to be a dearth of Holiday AV's, here in Lushland.

Therefore and forthwith, in my exhausted capacity as self-proclaimed spiritual ne'er-do-well, I encorage all good Lushers and Lushettes to hereby follow my saintly example and adopt a holiday themed AV.

Can I have an, "Amen," or possibly even a, "Hallelujah?"

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Ahhh, sure.
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Ahhh, sure.


Bless you, my good Mod.

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RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Hallelujah
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Will some one please get up and Testify ,, The Reverend is really selling it hot here!
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Amen, praise the Holiday AV's
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Shame, go put your holiday teef in.
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"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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They are gone! ,,,, Where is Lydia?
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<<<<<<<<DOES MY AV WORK<<<<<<<<


and you cant forget the cookies

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"Life Is Too DAMN!!!! Short To Be Taken Too DAMN!!!! Serious."


THIS IS MY 100th FORUM POST
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I don't see anything moving if that's what you meant, but it is in the right sense of season
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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More Holiday AV's.

Verily, verily I say unto you, we need more Holiday AV's!

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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More Holiday AV's.

Verily, verily I say unto you, we need more Holiday AV's!

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin



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Dearly beloved,

While an otherwise first-rate site filled with skilled writers, thoughtful readers, shrewd commentators and other forms of literary flotsam and jetsam, sad to say there does seem to be a dearth of Holiday AV's, here in Lushland.

Therefore and forthwith, in my exhausted capacity as self-proclaimed spiritual ne'er-do-well, I encorage all good Lushers and Lushettes to hereby follow my saintly example and adopt a holiday themed AV.

Can I have an, "Amen," or possibly even a, "Hallelujah?"

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin


I'm already on this bandwagon!
Check out my new story The Painter!
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How do I look?
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Huba Huba!
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How do I look?


Red agrees with you - Cheers!
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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How do I look?


Red agrees with you - Cheers!



NORM!
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Thank you padrestiltskin.
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More Holiday AV's.

Verily, verily I say unto you, we need more Holiday AV's!

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin
Well ,, How do you like me now?!
RumpleForeskin
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Thank you padrestiltskin.


My pleasure.

Just another fine free service of,

The First Church of the Burned-Out Bush and Discount House of Lickers,
The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin
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RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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This was the best I could do I hope you like it on such short notice


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Redhot, you look Great to me Merry Christmas!
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Redhot, you look Great to me Merry Christmas!
Thanks Algol I aim to please!!


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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Damn girl you look fine!
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Thank you padrestiltskin.


My pleasure.

Just another fine free service of,

The First Church of the Burned-Out Bush and Discount House of Lickers,
The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin
Exhausted Ne'er-Do-Well


My dear Right Reverend Disgruntled Foreshin. That's your sobriquet, isn't it? Or is it Right Reverend Disgusted Foreskin? Or Roight Reverend in Your Hind End? Please, stop mumbling which leads to confusion and potential confiscation of the nomenclature around here.

If you're at the First Church of the Burnt Out Butch and Discount Hookers, well, that only confuses the conundrum further.

Meanwhile I am perfectly happy to stay with my erstwhile avatar. Holidays come and go, but my bathtub and posture are eternal. At least so I hope.
RumpleForeskin
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Sublime Sister Gypsy,

How could anyone be disgruntled and/or disgusted with all the clean, uplifting AV's, such as yours, on view here in Lushland?

As for your cease and desist request regarding, "...mumbling which leads to confusion," -- what other kind is there?
The Right Rev Rumple (somebody pass me the sacred wine) Foreskin



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Thank you padrestiltskin.


My pleasure.

Just another fine free service of,

The First Church of the Burned-Out Bush and Discount House of Lickers,
The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin
Exhausted Ne'er-Do-Well


My dear Right Reverend Disgruntled Foreshin. That's your sobriquet, isn't it? Or is it Right Reverend Disgusted Foreskin? Or Roight Reverend in Your Hind End? Please, stop mumbling which leads to confusion and potential confiscation of the nomenclature around here.

If you're at the First Church of the Burnt Out Butch and Discount Hookers, well, that only confuses the conundrum further.

Meanwhile I am perfectly happy to stay with my erstwhile avatar. Holidays come and go, but my bathtub and posture are eternal. At least so I hope.
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN