Depending on where in the world you are of course, but for many of us, it's today.
Happy mother's day to all mums out there.
Matriarch
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Happy Mother's Day!
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Happy Mother's Day Mum.
I am sincerely sorry for all the grey hair I have given you. By the way, can you stop calling me up all hours and effing nagging me? Firstly, please, PLEASE do not interrupt me with a whole new subject matter when I am talking to you... Yes, I have taken my vitamin C tablets and yes, I am eating my 5+ a day fruit and vegetables.. sometimes and yes, I will definitely wear protection so that I don't bring a child into this world to go through the same suffering that I am going through at this time.
With love, your son.
I am sincerely sorry for all the grey hair I have given you. By the way, can you stop calling me up all hours and effing nagging me? Firstly, please, PLEASE do not interrupt me with a whole new subject matter when I am talking to you... Yes, I have taken my vitamin C tablets and yes, I am eating my 5+ a day fruit and vegetables.. sometimes and yes, I will definitely wear protection so that I don't bring a child into this world to go through the same suffering that I am going through at this time.
With love, your son.
Matriarch
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Happy Mothers Day to you as well
I'm not a mother, but thanks for the kind thought
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Yes...Happy Mother's Day to all you mothers out there...
Cheers,
Alan.
Cheers,
Alan.
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Happy Mothers Day to you as well
I'm not a mother, but thanks for the kind thought
You may not be a "mother" but as your rank says you are our MATRIARCH...thanks for all you do!!!
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I nearly had a heart attack when I saw this thread! Then I remembered we had ours back in March. Don't do that to me 
