Happy Birthday SouthernJim!!!!

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0 likes 19 Feb 2011

I wanted to just make a Post, to wish, SouthernJim a very Happy Birthday.

I know he is not too Happy about his Birthday this year, but I believe his Birth is something that should be celebrated. So here is to you my love (:

Hope you have a wonderful birthday! Love you.

-Always, Your Angel (:

DirtyMartini

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0 likes 19 Feb 2011

Happy Birthday Southern J... Pour Wine

From someone soon to be there as well...
Cheers,
Alan.
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sassycheergirl

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0 likes 19 Feb 2011

Happy Birthday Jim!!!!! Wow...50...Hope you have 50 more!!! Bday1

"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"

Sassy

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0 likes 19 Feb 2011

Hey Jimmy, if I read this right you are half a century old, proves 1961 was a great year. Enjoy your special day.

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0 likes 19 Feb 2011

The Perks of Being Over 50

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

You sing along with elevator music.

Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"

People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

Things you buy now won't wear out.

You can live without sex but not without glasses.

You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.

You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.

There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

Your eyes won't get much worse.

Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

You can't remember who sent you this list.