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legallyme
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People on the internet always think they know everything and are very quick to give advice to others. Here is a place you can dole out as much advice a you like and not look like a know it all douce bag for doing so! What pearls of wisdom would you like to enlighten the people of lush with?
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People on the internet always think they know everything and are very quick to give advice to others. Here is a place you can dole out as much advise a you like and not look like a know it all douce bag for doing so! What pearls of wisdom would you like to enlighten the people of lush with?


"Dole out as much advise" should be "Dole out as much advice". I'm sorry, my inner grammar Nazi just escaped, no offense meant.
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"Dole out as much advise" should be "Dole out as much advice". I'm sorry, my inner grammar Nazi just escaped, no offense meant.



People on the internet always think they know everything and are very quick to give advice to others.


There you have it ladies and gentlemen.
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There you have it ladies and gentlemen.


Do you think that my inner grammar Nazi should be spanked?
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Bugger being a know it all i perfer to have a drink or two cheers
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There you have it ladies and gentlemen.


Haha that made me laugh! Nice catch lol
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Do you think that my inner grammar Nazi should be spanked?

Yes I do.
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Yes I do.


Well if you're offering, form a queue but I warn you, it's quite long (the queue, that is).
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this be hilarious
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... If all you can do is forward me the latest (for you) internet joke that you've read - as a means of attempting to stay in touch with me, please refrain from doing so. You are only reinforcing my decision to quit communicating with you in the first place.


Can I have that, or something like it, on a tee shirt?

And another one about emails that Snopes has squelched three years ago,
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And another one about emails that Snopes has squelched three years ago


Yup. I get those too. From supposedly intelligent people. WTH?
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I love some of the things ppl r putting here made me laugh!
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Well if you're offering, form a queue but I warn you, it's quite long (the queue, that is).

The line starts here______________________. Spank Gurlyboy's inner grammar Nazi. Maybe I need to start a forum post.
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The line starts here______________________. Spank Gurlyboy's inner grammar Nazi. Maybe I need to start a forum post.


DO IT! Seriously, that'd be fun, fun, fun!
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DO IT! Seriously, that'd be fun, fun, fun!

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