Whats the funniest thing or most embarrassing thing that has happend to you during sex (before/after you get the idea)
For example dogs cold nose on a butt, appendages in the ceiling fan, neighbors hear screams and call to see if everything is ok. ect
That sort of thing.
A girl and I got busted in my truck by her dad once, he was furious, threatend to have the cops come but I was only 16 and she was 18. So that backfired. LOL
On a stony beach backed up against a rock wearing thigh boots, Had to be a quickie as the tide was coming in and her husband wasn't far away
My boyfriend and I were parked and he was almost to the point of taking off my panties when all of a sudden we saw blue lights behind us.
In college, my steady and I had broken up and I met a girl at a cousin's wedding reception from the other side of her family. About a month later she and I had been out until dawn and had spent sunrise screwing like rabbits in the passenger's seat of my VW bug. the windows were steamed up like a thick fog bank. After we both got off I got out and a family had parked next to us while we were makin it rock! LOL I didn't say anything, we just got back in, wiped the wind shield and away we went!
Being caught blowing my bf by his father.
I was dating a girl for 2 months and never got further than second base.
One night after kissing on the couch for a long time I finaly got her in my bedroom.
She was riding me for just a couple of minutes when my German Sheppard opened the bedroom door (should have never learned her that) and jumped on the bed all happy. I went flaccid of course and all the sexual tension was over that night.
Kitten crawled under the covers and latched onto his balls while I was riding him. He started screaming and it took a little while for me to figure out what happened.
