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Fun with Omegle

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The following is a real conversation.
Usually I just go in under the annoying human echo character and.... well annoy people.
But that was getting stale so I figured I'd spice things up a bit.
All of this was one line after the other made up as fast as I could.
Enjoy
-Blinded

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: GO PIKACHU
You: ha ha nothing can stop me now
You: PIKACHU USE THUNDERBOLT
Stranger: GO CHARIZARD
You: *pikachu used thunderbolt* its not very affective
You: Don't let him hit you Pikachu!
Stranger: OMG i got hit by a thunderbolt
You: *pikachu rolls eyes*
You: Pikachu use takedown
Stranger: so do i
You: *pikachu jumps and begins sodomizing Charizard*
You: WTF PIKACHU I am so sorry he's never done this before
You: PIKACHU OFF OF THAT CHARIZARD
You: *charizard is bewildered*
Stranger: u missed :P
You: PIKACHU YOU'LL FRY HIS INTESTINES WITH YOUR THUNDERCOCK STOP IT!
You: *Pikachu flips the bird to both trainers*
You: GODDAMMIT PIKACHU!
Stranger: pikachu is dead
You: *Charizard roars*
You: PIKACHU NO!
You: I can't believe my pikachu butt fucked a charizard until it died
Stranger: YES!
You: YOU BASTARD YOU KILLED MY PIKACHU
You: GO BLASTOISE
You: Blastoise is too tired to fight
You: WTF STUPID JIGGILYPUFF GODDAMIT
Stranger: sooooooooooo pathetic
You: GO GYRADOS
You: GYRADOS is poisoned
Stranger: i really dnt know were this is going
You: FUCK FUCK FUCK
You: GO GO GADGET
You: YEAH
You: denel denelneh INSPECTOR GADGET
You: denel denelneh neh neh WHOO WHOO
You: denel denelneh INSPECTOR GADGET
You: Deh dehneh neh neh BUM BUM
You: PIKACHU HAS BEEN REVIVED FROM THAT LAME THEME SONG
You: FUCK YEAH PIKACHU
You: ... wait
You: GO SEAKING
You: FUCK YEAH SEAKING
You: alright seaking the meme's over back in the pokeball
You: *seaking says fuck that*
You: come on seaking back in the ball
Stranger: uum.how old are u?
You: *seaking says fuck those balls you nancy twat*
You: SEAKING DON'T GIVE ME FUCKING LIP
You: *seakings all like fuck you*
You: DAMMIT SEAKING PIKACHU FRY HIS INSEBORDINENT ASS
Stranger: ummmmm.bye.
You: *Pikachu's like spell insebordinent right douchefag*
You: PIKACHU ENOUGH SEMANTICS AND FRY THAT FUCKER
You: *Seakings all like kfinethxbai I gets back in teh ball*
You: Fuckin right seaking
Your conversational partner has disconnected
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OMG k this one happened right after it

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: f
You: uck?
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
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OMG k this one happened right after it

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: f
You: uck?
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
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OMG k this one happened right after it

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: f
You: uck?
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
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Holy shit triple post... newb
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20